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[Mordeccai]

That was fucking AWESOME. As soon as the camera cut to the fish, and you heard them smacking the lens, you could tell shit was getting real.

Damn cool video. People say this is why they stay out of the water, shit like this is why I go in.

 

[Black Mamba]

Looks like they had a whale of a time.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Holy shit indeed.

 

[hom3land]

Would love to see Digg guys reaction if that was him. Could he toss a whale?

 

[Archpath1]

i was thinking of Finding Nemo
"whales dont eat fish, they eat krill."
*camera switch face mask* hey look krill "swim away!"

crazy vid
LOL

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

School of fish knew what's up.

 

[FalsettoVibe]

Wow....I would have shat my pants

 

[Boom Boom Pow]

Wow....I would have shat my pants

i'm pretty sure they did

 

[FunkyPajamas]

i'm pretty sure they did

They shat in their drysuit.

 

[Evilisk]

Yeah. no. As if there weren't enough reasons to be scared of the sea.

 

[Laughing Banana]

Some of you people saying that the whale wouldn't be able to swallow a person were saying it as if THE FACT THAT YOU GOT INSIDE A GIANT'S MOUTH UNDER THE SEA ISN'T SCARY SHIT.

*Shudders*

 

[Mordeccai]

Some of you people saying that the whale wouldn't be able to swallow a person were saying it as if THE FACT THAT YOU GOT INSIDE A GIANT'S MOUTH UNDER THE SEA ISN'T SCARY SHIT.

*Shudders*

Its called vorarephilia bro , and its fuckin hawt

All the kids are into it these days.

Please eat me, whale gods

 

[Evolved1]

They could have just repented for their sins and the whale would spit them out after three days.

 

[PS3GamerKyle]

Oh for fuck sakes! Why are you out there with a giant animal? He shoulda got swallowed, maybe that would teach him to stop trying to be the hipster scuba diving douche bag.

Tell us how you really feel, junior.

 

[mr jones]

Jesus.

Could you imagine one of them grabbing your leg and then going back down? WAY DOWN.

The whale is in a predicament, too. It knows it has something in its mouth that it wants to get out, but at the same time, yummy fish. What to do?

Meanwhile, all the diver can do is hope that the whale doesn't go too deep...

 

[Ken Masters]

Oh for fuck sakes! Why are you out there with a giant animal? He shoulda got swallowed, maybe that would teach him to stop trying to be the hipster scuba diving douche bag.

Hipster scuba diver?

 

[Demoncarnotaur]

Holy shit, amazing.

 

[Mordeccai]

Oh for fuck sakes! Why are you out there with a giant animal? He shoulda got swallowed, maybe that would teach him to stop trying to be the hipster scuba diving douche bag.

As an affluent and expert tier hipster scuba diver, this offends me.

 

[DonMigs85]

The whales couldn't actually swallow them.
Even blue whales only have a throat the width of a basketball.

 

[Exile20]

If there is one thing movies thought us is to be prepared.....

 

[DBT85]

As soon as they saw those fish they knew what was coming. Incredible sight.

 

[Darren870]

Yea, don't think the whale could swallow you, but you would get hurt. It also might drag you down before it spits you out, which would be an even bigger problem

 

[Princess Viola]

Hahaha.

I would have shit myself twice if that happened to me.

 

[Dion Blaster]

Oh for fuck sakes! Why are you out there with a giant animal? He shoulda got swallowed, maybe that would teach him to stop trying to be the hipster scuba diving douche bag.

This is one of the funnier out-of-nowhere hipster disses I've ever read. Hipster scuba diving douche bag, lol.

 

[FunkyPajamas]

This is one of the funnier out-of-nowhere hipster disses I've ever read. Hipster scuba diving douche bag, lol.

I bet hipster scuba diving douche bag and safe as moist cookie cutter motherfucker are best pals.

 

[casmith07]

Baleen whales are friendly towards humans. The whale knew exactly what he or she was doing.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

Carry this on you...

http://gizmodo.com/5027010/wasp-knife-will-freeze-and-blow-up-your-organs

ill never go into the ocean like that without a wasp.

I think that's actually more terrifying than the video in OP. Getting stabbed is already bad enough.

 

[Naked Snake]

Baleen whales are friendly towards humans. The whale knew exactly what he or she was doing.

So the whale was being a dick?

 

[Jackben]

I'm gonna need that GIF'd.

 

[casmith07]

So the whale was being a dick?

To the whale, he was probably "jk." To humans, we call that bein' a dick.

 

[teruterubozu]

The NOAA has a 100-yard rule for humpbacks. These guys are morons.