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Crunched said:
I wont be having real sex for a while due to an injured partner. I just got a tenga flip hole based on the impressions in this thread.

What a waste of money. I went for one day shipping, too. It doesn't do anything. The plastic is rough and it doesn't close. You have to squeeze the thing with both hands to get any kind of pressure, to the point where the silicone gets squeezed out the sides and snapped between the plastic. Couldn't even finish. What a joke. I would have had more luck filling a rubber glove with moisturizer.

Sorry for the tangent, but man what a terrible purchase. Now I have to figure out how to get rid of a slightly used male masturbator. Maybe craigslist.
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I recently picked a Fleshlight (vortex) over a Tenga Flip, one of the finest purchases I've ever made, no word of a lie. Trouble is I want to collect them all now, I get envious when I see one I haven't got.
 
PumpkinPie said:
I recently picked a Fleshlight (vortex) over a Tenga Flip, one of the finest purchases I've ever made, no word of a lie. Trouble is I want to collect them all now, I get envious when I see one I haven't got.
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I don't know if I'm willing to invest more money into a masturbation aid. The tenga was supposed to be a temporary solution. And it turns out I forgot a part of it in the packaging, which is why it wouldn't close. But even used properly... eh. No substitute for the real thing. Immediately regret the purchase.

Feels like fucking an ipod.
 
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PumpkinPie said:
I recently picked a Fleshlight (vortex) over a Tenga Flip, one of the finest purchases I've ever made, no word of a lie. Trouble is I want to collect them all now, I get envious when I see one I haven't got.
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Alright, sell me. Pros and cons? You can leave out "not the real thing" from cons.
 
Cleaning / prep (fleshlight) is a pain in the arse, but it did for me whilst my missus spent the year abroad. Completely different to the old five finger shuffle.
 
Hawkian said:
Alright, sell me. Pros and cons? You can leave out "not the real thing" from cons.
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There aren't really any cons TBH, apart from having to wash splooge out afterwards there's nothing I can think of.


Actually I just remembered a con: The packaging is an industrial-style steel tin with 'Fleshlight' embossed all over it, good luck trying to get rid of that discretely -_-
 
Count Dookkake said:
I did a thread about the Fleshlight, but I think it has been removed.

It's a quality product. Just be sure to keep it clean.
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I remember that thread, I don't remember if I could tell if you were being serious or not.

How unpleasant is the prospect of "keeping it clean"...?
Psychotext said:
Cleaning / prep (fleshlight) is a pain in the arse, but it did for me whilst my missus spent the year abroad. Completely different to the old five finger shuffle.
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Prep? Ah man, what could that possibly entail
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Something could come in handy. I'm pretty close to just cutting myself off from the only source of sex I'm actually at all interested in at the moment for reasons of mental stability.
 
Hawkian said:
How unpleasant is the prospect of "keeping it clean"...?

Prep? Ah man, what could that possibly entail
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Cleaning it is easy, not unpleasant though time consuming if you want to be thorough. (Especially if you corn starch / flour it after) I could link you to a vid of prep, but I don't know if the link would stand here... basically it involves putting the fleshy bit in warm water for a while then re-assembling and adding lube.
 
Hawkian said:
How unpleasant is the prospect of "keeping it clean"...?

Prep? Ah man, what could that possibly entail?
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It's probably not like you imagine. It's super easy to clean, just run warm water through it and then dry it. They tell you to store it in corn starch but I just use baby talcum powder.

The prep is just putting it in warm water for a while to soften it up, or else the rubber will be tougher and could prematurely wear out your penis...
 
My wife is pretty faithful in going to the gym regularly, but she says it has never happened to her not even once.
 
Lucky girls. I tried to go to the gym but it's seriously not for me. I was told "keep going, in a month you'll love it!" but I did it 3-4 times a week for 1.5 years and I hated every minute of it.
 
marrec said:
Wario64 is VERY interested in this product now.
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Ha. I don't know what to do with it but throw it out or give it away. I'm just not feeling it. I mean, I'm feeling it, but I'm not feeling what I'm feeling.

Shame to just throw it out though when it's good for 49 1/2 more uses.
 
Crunched said:
I don't know if I'm willing to invest more money into a masturbation aid. The tenga was supposed to be a temporary solution. And it turns out I forgot a part of it in the packaging, which is why it wouldn't close. But even used properly... eh. No substitute for the real thing. Immediately regret the purchase.

Feels like fucking an ipod.
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Without the plastic piece that seals in the air, it would probably be a terrible experience. Other than that, all I can say is that the choice of lube makes all the difference. Too thick and it's awful, but the same goes for too thin. The one in the red tube (I forget the name) is the only one that isn't awful IMO (you did use lube right? Without it, it's likely to rip your dick off). Other than that, it just kind of takes practice (as ridiculous as that sounds). If you just press buttons willy-nilly, it's not going to work, and it definitely won't work without the stand attached properly.

It's definitely not the same as the real thing. Given the choice, I'll take the real thing every day. Unfortunately, most women aren't willing to go at it every day in my experience.

Crunched said:
Ha. I don't know what to do with it but throw it out or give it away. I'm just not feeling it. I mean, I'm feeling it, but I'm not feeling what I'm feeling.

Shame to just throw it out though when it's good for 49 1/2 more uses.
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Bolded: ...Who would want it used?
Underlined: It's good for more than that, unless you're Ron Jeremy.
 
LordCanti said:
I get jealous every time I have to use my stupid meat hands instead of one of these. There needs to be a male version.
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Who says you have to use your hands? Using vibrators as a dude is totally viable. Just hold it to your frenulum or wherever else feels good and enjoy. You can also strap the vib to yourself (hair ties work really well) for hands-free awesomeness.
 
I realized I didn't understand anything about the female orgasm the day my old girlfriend told me she could get off by leaning forward over the high back of a wooden chair.
 
Crunched said:
I don't know if I'm willing to invest more money into a masturbation aid. The tenga was supposed to be a temporary solution. And it turns out I forgot a part of it in the packaging, which is why it wouldn't close. But even used properly... eh. No substitute for the real thing. Immediately regret the purchase.

Feels like fucking an ipod.
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Oh man, is it that bad? The website made it sound like it's a gift from heaven lol.
 
ToxicAdam said:
I realized I didn't understand anything about the female orgasm the day my old girlfriend told me she could get off by leaning forward over the high back of a wooden chair.
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Had an ex in HS that if i rubbed her inner thigh, instant explosion, eyes rolling back, ect. Wildest thing ive ever seen.
 
I can't even imagine a guy having an orgasm at the gym...

like...

the study said it was far rarer, but I'm wondering what that was about...

Like...

Watching some girl with a nice body doing something hot while on a bicycle and angling your erection to rub against your thigh right? Seems like a lot of work just to jizz in your shorts.
 
Kinyou said:
Oh man, is it that bad? The website made it sound like it's a gift from heaven lol.
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If your hand is a 5 and actual sex is a 10 on a scale from 1 to 10, then a tenga/fleshlight/etc is probably an eight. I'd spend the $10 on a single use one before trying a $70 flip hole or fleshlight in any case.

Just like with actual sex, there will also be times where it's over in a couple of minutes and everyone involved is wondering if the mess and the effort was worth it.
 
LordCanti said:
If your hand is a 5 and actual sex is a 10 on a scale from 1 to 10, then a tenga/fleshlight/etc is probably an eight. I'd spend the $10 on a single use one before trying a $70 flip hole or fleshlight in any case.

Just like with actual sex, there will also be times where it's over in a couple of minutes and everyone involved is wondering if the mess and the effort was worth it.
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Now that's a practical review! Though now I can't help but wonder what would be rated 1 on the sex scale.
 
Regarding those sex toys, it also depends on the person a lot. Some girls dislike the plastic feel. Hell for the first couple of times, I did as well. I assume when you wrap it around your dick, it's even more so.

So that 8/10 could be like a 4/10 or something.
 
Now I know why this one girl just does the Leg Extension machine for 30 minutes straight. She's too happy on there.
 
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