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[cyberheater]

No statistic for the Wii U? Pff

Off-TV "Play" is the real revolution here.

If the Wii fans are into Hentai. Lord knows what the WiiU fans are into.

 

[Kater]

Peach is really hot

Zelda > Peach

But overall it's
Link(SS) > Zelda > Peach

 

[Doomshine]

Nintendo Wii:
1. Hentai

LOL

I can't stop laughing.

 

[SmokyDave]

Nintendo Wii:
1. Hentai

LOL

Yeah, there's a shock.

 

[antitrop]

Funny thing is, I also don't understand why younger men look up MILF porn.

Have they never heard of cougars? There are MILFs out there just begging for those teenage stud muffins. Porn is more interesting when it's a fantasy, not a reality.

At least Hentai, I can understand.

 

[Escape Goat]

Nintendo is teh mature now.

 

[Interceptor]

If the Wii fans are into Hentai. Lord knows what the WiiU fans are into.

Busty Midget bondage. (They can punch above their weight)

 

[CrackPebbles]

Funny thing is, I also don't understand why younger men look up MILF porn.

Have they never heard of cougars? There are MILFs out there just begging for those teenage stud muffins. Porn is more interesting when it's a fantasy, not a reality.

But I like immersion! If I can do it, it makes the porn more believable, which in turn makes it more interesting. Maybe I have issues or something.?

 

[MaschinenZimmer]

Am I the only one here that watches asian?

You are not. But if you are, you should know why the statistcs are lol-worthy. If you have a thing for JAV, you won't search on pornhub for them. There are MUCH better places for that.

Pornhub is the Angry Birds of the porn sites.

 

[Fried Food]

finally game journalism I can get behind

 

[RK9039]

Funny thing is, I also don't understand why younger men look up MILF porn.

Have they never heard of cougars? There are MILFs out there just begging for those teenage stud muffins. Porn is more interesting when it's a fantasy, not a reality.

At least Hentai, I can understand.

Where can we find them? Is it like Where's Wally?

 

[toastyToast]

Console gamers sure love the chocolate. It isn't even in the normal traffic top 10

 

[jmizzal]

WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE LIKE MILF PORN?!

Somebody at my old college had the lab computer search full for MILF searches lol, why was he looking up MILF's at school I dont know

 

[antitrop]

Where can we find them? Is it like Where's Wally?

When I was younger, I went to nightclubs to pick up girls my own age, and when I was looking for someone older, that's when I hit the sleezy dive bars.

Or sign up for an account on Adultfriendfinder.com or Fling.com

And if you're into fat, older women, there's always the Craigslist Casual Encounters section. Although, you're taking your life into your own hands with that one.

 

[jim-jam bongs]

Nintendo has you covered for everything...

Spoiler

Spoiler

From the comments

Holy titty fucking Christ, this changes everything

 

[SegaShack]

Zelda > Peach

But overall it's
Link(SS) > Zelda > Peach

 

[Kater]

Seems like I mixed up the Zelda U tech demo link with the SS one.
Hilarious shots though.

 

[guitarhero]

Pornhub is the Angry Birds of the porn sites.

Both have a lot of merchandise? Available on multiple platforms and formats? Great for a quick flickof the bird?

 

[antitrop]

Am I the only one here that watches asian?

Asian porn is the best. Charmane Star, Kobe Tai, and Asia Carrera were some of my favorites when I was a young teen.

Charmane Star is still kickin' it, too, and she still looks great, even 15 years later. Not many have that kind of staying power.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

SonyGAF, please explain the ebony.

 

[rashbeep]

Wii : hentai

Obviously.

 

[guitarhero]

SonyGAF, please explain the ebony.

PS3 is black, and once you go black, you'll never go back?

 

[Loco4Coco]

Lack of "Big Ass" is disturbing.

 

[antitrop]

I was blazing a trail looking up porn on my Dreamcast back in the day. That 56k modem, baby.

 

[CrackPebbles]

Lack of "Big Ass" is disturbing.

Just noticed this, why is irrelevant shit like squirt there but no "Big Ass"

 

[afoni]

i only ever used my wii for that shit and i didn't go for any of those types of porn

i feel underepresented

 

[Charles Alan Ratliff]

This is good data to have on hand.

I imagine searching for porn with the PS4 controller's gyroscope-typing ability is a much more pleasant experience than having to use the analog stick.

 

[Loco4Coco]

Hentai works well on the Wii cause you have the finger as a cursor.

 

[cyberheater]

I'd like to know the percentage of BronieGAF by platform.

 

[Prince Vultan]

Just noticed this, why is irrelevant shit like squirt there but no "Big Ass"

I like those... and I cannot lie.

 

[freenudemacusers]

SonyGAF, please explain the ebony.

it's easier to make out the details on the ps4 vs the xbox one.

 

[SolidSnakesMyStepDad]

Shouldn't MILF be on top for Xbox because all the people I meet online say they want to fuck my mother. I'm not sure about these stats. It just doesn't add up.

Spoiler

 

[antitrop]

Shouldn't MILF be on top for Xbox because all the people I meet online say they want to fuck my mother. I'm not sure about these stats. It just doesn't add up.

Spoiler

Ah, it makes perfect sense now.

 

[tensuke]

I refuse to believe that MILF is not #1, 2, and 3 on the Xbox list after all of the Live messages I've seen.

Edit: Oh...by one minute too.

 

[Lordwindowlicker]

What, no BBW?

 

[transience]

insert resolutiongate joke here

 

[ItIsOkBro]

it's easier to make out the details on the ps4 vs the xbox one.

Lol, those XB1 crushed blacks.

 

[Loco4Coco]

Peach is really hot

Rosalina is better also

Spoiler

Wii Fit Trainer

.

 

[CrackPebbles]

Rosalina is better also

Spoiler

Wii Fit Trainer

.

I had no idea how deep the wii fit trainer fanbase was until the smash thing...jeez

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

Funny thing is, I also don't understand why younger men look up MILF porn.

Have they never heard of cougars? There are MILFs out there just begging for those teenage stud muffins. Porn is more interesting when it's a fantasy, not a reality.

Well, looking for HD videos on Wii is certainly a fantasy

 

[SolidSnakesMyStepDad]

I had no idea how deep the wii fit trainer fanbase was until the smash thing...jeez

You still have no idea.

 

[Escape Goat]

lol @ Big Dick being #9 for the Wii. Console for the gays and ladies.

 

[Daingurse]

I used to watch porn on my Wii . . . good times, good times.

 

[SolidSnakesMyStepDad]

lol @ Big Dick being #9 for the Wii. Console for the gays and ladies.

I want to know what you had to google to find that picture.

 

[Maidenpool?]

lol @ Big Dick being #9 for the Wii. Console for the gays and ladies.

Ahh yes, it's the lesser-known "Bearforce One Edition Mario"

 

[pretty done]

SonyGAF, please explain the ebony.

We love fat asses.

something something Scott Steiner

 

[Atlas157]

We love fat asses.

So that explains why I prefer the PS3 fat over the others.

 

[PAULINK]

The wii owners loving hentai made my day.

Crazy kids watching pornography on a tv, how do they get away with it? Risky as fuck, convert it to your psp and be done with it.

 

[Escape Goat]

I want to know what you had to google to find that picture.

The same thing I had to google to find this.

 

[SolidSnakesMyStepDad]

The same thing I had to google to find this.

Ok that's amazing.
Of course the Luigi version is better.