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What are your favorite Chappelle's Show sketches?

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I just recently watched the show for the first time, and the Turn my Headphones Up sketch might be my favourite. The reveal that he writes down his lyrics before he records them is brilliant, and he plays it so subtly too.

The whole I know Black People episode is great too.
 
Law and Order skit never gets enough love. Where Tron was treated like a white collar criminal and the white collar guy treated how blacks are typically treated by the judicial system. 1, 2, 3, 4, Fif.


Fif
 
Rockandrollclown said:
Law and Order skit never gets enough love. Where Tron was treated like a white collar criminal and the white collar guy treated how blacks are typically treated by the judicial system. 1, 2, 3, 4, Fif.


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That scene when the white guy is being tried and it cuts to the jury made up of black dudes is inspired.

Edit: That bit where the guys dog is shot was incredible too. That sketch was one of the few that was ahead of its time, it'd probably play better now then It did then.
 
Ah shit. The Make a Wish Street Hoops one.

"Nurse can you come in here!?...Billy is getting his ass WHOOPED at Street Hoops, I need a witness."

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The first one I ever saw, Samuel L Jackson beer.

"You'll be fucking fat girl in no time, you might even fight a nigga or two... mmmm mmmmmmmmmm bitch"

LOLOLOL
 
My brother and I still quote things from this show. It's crazy how much its held up. That being said, I think Clayton Bigsby is probably the defining sketch of the show.
 
To many, its to hard to pick a favourite.
gonna post the lyrics for "wrote this song in '94" anyway:


Listen close, as life turns its pages
Makaveli here, kickin' rhymes for the ages
Seen things in stages, wise words spoken by sages
From SkyTel to BlackBerry pagers
Your crew don't phase us, we'll make you bustas pay us
Run up in your spot like CJ from San Andreas

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Feel me!
I wrote this song a long time ago
It was the dopest song I ever wrote... in '94

What can a {nigga} do when half the people voted for George W.
It's a bitch, {fuck} George W. -- can't be true --
I wanna choke him, because he's a snitch
I'm talking about George W. Smith
From city council, he ran in '93
Out in Oakland, you probably didn't hear about him

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Slim Shady was in demand
Way before we dropped baloney on Afghanistan
I wrote this song in '94

How am I doin' this?
Look around the club, see everyone in the place
Showing 'Pac love got a smile on my face
The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste
Because her shirt don't match
And there's a puddin' stain on the back
What the {fuck} is that?
It might be doo-doo

And you in the back, you ain't {shit}
You bought a gin and tonic but you didn't even tip
And if you hit the table one more time then the record might skip
Might skip... I told you, stop hittin' the table

Tupac Shakur
I wrote this rhyme in 1994
I'm not alive!
Thug life!
Dave Chappelle, that ain't your wife
A married man, you've got two kids
Go home!

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Beanie Sigel had to do a bid
Way before Dave Chappelle had two kids
{dont give him no cooci}

DJ: 2Pac rest in peace!
2Pac: Ok, I will!

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Wait..what?
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its true.
 
And 1
Tupac Club Jam

EDIT: BEATEN

Jenenser said:
To many, its to hard to pick a favourite.
gonna post the lyrics for "wrote this song in '94" anyway:


Listen close, as life turns its pages
Makaveli here, kickin' rhymes for the ages
Seen things in stages, wise words spoken by sages
From SkyTel to BlackBerry pagers
Your crew don't phase us, we'll make you bustas pay us
Run up in your spot like CJ from San Andreas

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Feel me!
I wrote this song a long time ago
It was the dopest song I ever wrote... in '94

What can a {nigga} do when half the people voted for George W.
It's a bitch, {fuck} George W. -- can't be true --
I wanna choke him, because he's a snitch
I'm talking about George W. Smith
From city council, he ran in '93
Out in Oakland, you probably didn't hear about him

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Slim Shady was in demand
Way before we dropped baloney on Afghanistan
I wrote this song in '94

How am I doin' this?
Look around the club, see everyone in the place
Showing 'Pac love got a smile on my face
The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste
Because her shirt don't match
And there's a puddin' stain on the back
What the {fuck} is that?
It might be doo-doo

And you in the back, you ain't {shit}
You bought a gin and tonic but you didn't even tip
And if you hit the table one more time then the record might skip
Might skip... I told you, stop hittin' the table

Tupac Shakur
I wrote this rhyme in 1994
I'm not alive!
Thug life!
Dave Chappelle, that ain't your wife
A married man, you've got two kids
Go home!

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Beanie Sigel had to do a bid
Way before Dave Chappelle had two kids
{dont give him no cooci}

DJ: 2Pac rest in peace!
2Pac: Ok, I will!
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bless

best ever
 
The blind black KKK leader. Boogie woogie n****, boogie woogie.

Wackarnolds. "Calvin's got a job..let's Rob that n****". You could make the meanest burger in the world, I mean the meanest burger in the world, if you cook it that way"
 
It's Rick James, I swear I nearly died of laughter the first time I seen it.

If I had to pick another it would be World Series of Dice, so many quotable lines.
 
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