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[SolKane]

I save money on rent by living with my parents. I save money for video games by not having a girlfriend.

 

[Stet]

works. Ive been doing it for years. I just dont look at pants sizes. It does look weird tho

?

 

[wsoxfan1214]

why the fuck is your neck the same size as your waist

 

[SolKane]

why the fuck is your neck the same size as your waist

think you need to hack your reading comprehension bro

 

[Dicer]

Fabric softner sheets in my sock/undie draws

 

[Devolution]

?

If she's skinny like I am they're probably quite similar one is just more oval and one is more circular.

Taking into account the thickness of said pants of course.

 

[AlexMogil]

Instead of toilet paper try multi use toilet cloth

 

[Metra]

Next time you find yourself in a street riot, make sure to have some vinegar with you.

It won't protect you from tear gas, but it can come in handy if you stumble into some salad.

 

[EightBitNate]

Hack your reproductive system by smashing your dick with your fist. Wow!

That's it. Get out.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

think you need to hack your reading comprehension bro

Damnit. Hit the wrong quote button.

And lol, TUSR.

 

[Rhomega Beta]

Win the lottery, that's the ultimate hack.

 

[RumblingRosco]

Ceiling fans have switches that you can flip which adjust whether the air is pushed downwards or upwards. This allows you to set the appropriate direction based on the season.

Not a life hack, just shit that people seem to forget about all the time.

 

[Antti]

Coffee filter papers work great for eating homemade burgers without making a mess.

 

[Holy Order Sol]

I avoid having to deal with shitheads all day by being self-employed and working from home.

 

[bernardobri]

Recent one is using a cassette box as an iPhone dock.

 

[ThankYouDaletech]

I avoid having to deal with shitheads all day by being self-employed and working from home.

This doesn't work for me (looked in a mirror.)

Hack the planet by hacking the planet.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

I'm not studying for a test right now.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

What the fuck?

 

[Featheredkitten]

This just makes it worse for me.

Same for me.

If you wanna sleep, fap.

This one, however does work.

 

[Bronetta]

Always eat before going grocery shopping, cuts down on those impulse purchases because you were hungry.

 

[squall23]

I'm not studying for a test right now.

This is my favourite one. Studying for a test doesn't work. You're more than likely to be more than well-prepared for any test just by going to and paying attention in class and doing homework.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

 

[Alligatorjandro]

get yourself pregnant to get free milk for a year

 

[GusBus]

Lighter fluid will remove any sticker residue you can find.

 

[MYE]

I should've done this to the girl I lent my Godfather DVD

 

[Rhomega Beta]

get yourself pregnant to get free milk for a year

Actually, you don't even need to do that. Just keep sucking on them.

 

[J10]

I set my alarm clock to exactly one hour before I actually have to get up in the morning. So when my alarm does go off, I get to enjoy an extra hour of sleep.

Thank you for this. I haven't had a good belly laugh in a really long time.

 

[Metra]

Wow, that's... that's some good PR, haha!

 

[Entropia]

 

[Stet]

If she's skinny like I am they're probably quite similar one is just more oval and one is more circular.

Taking into account the thickness of said pants of course.

Aren't most necks like 14-15 inches though?

 

[Quikies83]

I laughed way too hard at this.

 

[insignia16]

Clench your butt cheeks while walking to relieve stress on your knees

 

[GavinGT]

Not using the term "____ hack" so as not to appear like a douche.

 

[Syf]

Clench your butt cheeks while walking to relieve stress on your knees

My knees are usually sore by the end of the day. Gonna feel very awkward when I try this out between classes tomorrow.

 

[Ultratech]

I laughed for about a solid minute at this. lol

 

[ThLunarian]

I was going to actually write a serious reply here, but it looks like the ship has sailed on those. Oreo-guy was pretty funny though

 

[Chance Hale]

Me too.

Pro tip: Never fap after donating blood. It's literally the worst idea ever.

I wish I could donate blood :/

And I agree with Rorie from giantbomb, life hack is an awful term.

 

[Chuckl3s]

http://www.closettherapistblog.com/2011/05/turn-your-hangers-around.html

Turn your hangers around...

 

[Dereck]

3. If you're hungry, try going to the grocery store. They will give you food in exchange for currency.

 

[PackerinMN]

Never microwave a hard boiled egg.

 

[Kazerei]

Aren't most necks like 14-15 inches though?

The idea is to wrap the waist of the pants around your neck like a bib, not stick your head in it or whatever. So it works if your neck is 14-15" and your waist is 28-30", which is a fairly common size for women.

 

[redknightalex]

When you're about to be sick and you feel the saliva start to accumulate in your mouth, swallow. Swallow the saliva constantly and very fast until your stomach. My dad told me that years ago and although I don't understand how it works I've avoided quite a few disasters by doing that.

Also have a second alarm across the room for back-up and to make sure you wake up. Simple yet sometimes needed.

 

[Amagon]

Taking a daily shower makes you clean and feel better.

 

[Dark Phoenix]

This is my favorite tweet in the history of mankind.

 

[Stet]

The idea is to wrap the waist of the pants around your neck like a bib, not stick your head in it or whatever. So it works if your neck is 14-15" and your waist is 28-30", which is a fairly common size for women.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

 

[tapedeck]

Whoever wrote this wins at everything ever.

 

[Amagon]

This speaks to my soul.

 

[EightBitNate]

I don't know why I'm losing my shit over this.

 

[Cosmo Clock 21]

Hack your reproductive system by smashing your dick with your fist. Wow!

I just tried this and wow! my life will never be the same

 

[Zuly]

Whenever I realise I am about to repeat the same clothes too soon (for lack of clothes), particularly with tops, I put on multiple ones and arrange them to make it seem like a new blouse.