-Gravity: No doubt in my mind this shit is gotta rock ass, Bullock or no Bullock. You know it, I know, even Borgnine knows it deep down in his cold, black heart.
-Oldboy: Spike Lee is too damn talented for this to not be totally awesome or straight up terrible, but either way, I'm interested!
-Captain Philips: Oh Tom Hanks, I'll root for you in anything. Especially when Paul Greengrass is behind the camera.
-Wolf of Wall Street: Come on, this doesn't like a lot of fun. And the story arc of "Matthew McNaughty, Respected Actor" continues
-Anchorman 2: This will never live up to the original, but what the fuck ever lets do it
-American Hustle: Early 90s Scorsese, in the same year as Wolf of Wall Street? Boy, talk about awkward!
-12 Years a Slave: My boy Onemic doing big! /inside joke
-Her: Ok, so I HATED Where the Wild Things Are, and I can't shake this feeling of "rich white man has magic pixie girl fix all his problems", with the twee turned up to 11 but...fuck it, I'm still interested.
-The Counselor: OK, Ridley Scott. You got an all-star cast here. You got Cormac McCarthy doing the script. Surely you can deliver on this one, right? IDK man, you've kinda been living off your reputation of those masterpieces you did like two decades ago, you gotta make a few of these payments eventually.
-Rush: Yeah I know, a Ron Howard film not named Apollo 13, but the combination of him with a racing biopic is interesting, right? Early UK reviews also specifically mention that his brand of competent milquetoast blandness isn't quite so evident here!
