ryutaro's mama
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weepy said:
Dry spell or not, I wouldn't go THAT far...
An obese woman will NEVER be more attractive than my right hand...
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What are your "woman" standards?
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Dry spell or not, I wouldn't go THAT far...
An obese woman will NEVER be more attractive than my right hand...
ryutaro's mama
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demi said:
Indeed.
Yeah, they have to be plucked I think, and there's treatment for it too, I think. And it is more noticeable on asians, I know a blonde girl who has hair all over her face, all people do, but it's long enough to be noticeable. But since it's blonde it's not so offensive. And on the other side of the spectrum, I've got an asian friend who has an amazing smile which is totally ruined by her ****ing face pubes. I want to help her out but I don't know what to say.Koshiba said:Facial hair? I would think that may be because they have naturally dark hair in general so it would be more noticeable. Perhaps they even try to shave it off which for some reasons tends to make stuff look worse..
What about Orange Tic Tacs? Do those count?God I love those.
Tic tacs are OK. It's just that standard, mint gum. After it's been chewed on for a little while it develops an overpowering smell, not entirely 'minty', that is just horrible. Overpowering smells of any kind are bad.
Oh and.. The one thing that ends up being a turn off to me about real skinny chicks. I can't help but notice their legs and their arms. When a person is too skinny, the legs and arms just gross me out. 
I'm a leg/butt person myself. And just as long as they have breasts to grab I don't care too much about the size. Though I'm not one for fake boobs, they feel better and more squshy real. :lol
I feel like such a lesbian. Lol.
I'm a leg/butt person myself. And just as long as they have breasts to grab I don't care too much about the size. Though I'm not one for fake boobs, they feel better and more squshy real. :lol I feel like such a lesbian.
Lol.I'm pretty picky when it comes to women.. and a little weird, or so I hear from some people.
-I like tall girls. I dunno why, and not giant tall. Maybe as tall or an inch or two taller than me. Shorter is great too.
-Skinny is a must. "More to love" is not an excuse, damnit.
-Must share some common interests. If you don't like a few of the same things, it just doesn't work.
-Gamer. Oh man, you gotta game.
-Music. Must enjoy my kind of music. I've got some weird listening habits too, ask Bloodwake.
-Personality. Gotta have a sense of humor. And needs to be atleast somewhat intelligent... someone I can have a conversation with... not a period of time where I'm sitting there playing a game holding a phone to my ear while neither of us say anything.
-Flat-chested. No more than a small handfull. What? You asked.
Hair is nowhere near a deciding factor, but I prefer straight hair.
And there's just something about asian women. Mmm.
Has usually worked pretty well in the past. Well, except once. But we don't talk about that anymore. :lol
-I like tall girls. I dunno why, and not giant tall. Maybe as tall or an inch or two taller than me. Shorter is great too.
-Skinny is a must. "More to love" is not an excuse, damnit.
-Must share some common interests. If you don't like a few of the same things, it just doesn't work.
-Gamer. Oh man, you gotta game.
-Music. Must enjoy my kind of music. I've got some weird listening habits too, ask Bloodwake.
-Personality. Gotta have a sense of humor. And needs to be atleast somewhat intelligent... someone I can have a conversation with... not a period of time where I'm sitting there playing a game holding a phone to my ear while neither of us say anything.
-Flat-chested. No more than a small handfull. What? You asked.
Hair is nowhere near a deciding factor, but I prefer straight hair.
And there's just something about asian women. Mmm.
Has usually worked pretty well in the past. Well, except once. But we don't talk about that anymore. :lol
tehjaybo said:
To get a bit more specific, this is true. Sometimes a lack of common interests is killer. Start hanging out with other people doing other things and you find yourselves on opposite side.
And while I said 'cute' as my only physical attribute.. well, I don't find fat girls attractive so that's an exception.
ZombieSupaStar
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Dark Hair (i dont like blondes)
Cute Feet
Thin(er) (not a rail, but not chubby either)
B/C boobs
oh yeah I guess a personality
Cute Feet
Thin(er) (not a rail, but not chubby either)
B/C boobs
oh yeah I guess a personality
i think i must have had standards once, but now i just need to ask myself whether i'd like to have sex with a given woman, leaving out the question of whether she particularly interests me or whether i'd want to be seen with her, and if the answer is "yes" then she'll do.
OpinionatedCyborg
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Sex: Female
Race: Preferences not signifigant to discuss
Age: 19 - 25
Height: > 4'11'' < 6'4''
Weight: Not fat, not super thin. I prefer a girl with curves, and I'll put up with slightly chubby before slightly anorexic any day of the week.
Hair: No electric blue plz. Med - Long length is preferrable, but I can handle short hair too.
Skin: Reasonable clean of blemishes
Everything else:
- Must be smarter than me (shouldn't be very hard to find
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- Willling to put up with my retarded humour
- laughs a lot
- Very open-minded but not politically correct
- Sense of style to show she cares about how she looks and wants to express herself
- A few interests totally different from mine so I can learn from her
- Taste in music that doesn't suck
The physical characteristics I listed really don't take into account my vision of the ideal women, but they do show my openess... girls are hot
Race: Preferences not signifigant to discuss
Age: 19 - 25
Height: > 4'11'' < 6'4''
Weight: Not fat, not super thin. I prefer a girl with curves, and I'll put up with slightly chubby before slightly anorexic any day of the week.
Hair: No electric blue plz. Med - Long length is preferrable, but I can handle short hair too.
Skin: Reasonable clean of blemishes
Everything else:
- Must be smarter than me (shouldn't be very hard to find
)- Willling to put up with my retarded humour
- laughs a lot
- Very open-minded but not politically correct
- Sense of style to show she cares about how she looks and wants to express herself
- A few interests totally different from mine so I can learn from her
- Taste in music that doesn't suck
The physical characteristics I listed really don't take into account my vision of the ideal women, but they do show my openess... girls are hot
psycho_snake
I went to WAGs boutique and all I got was a sniff
Welcome to my world. I've been going out with my GF for quite some time now. She's an incredible person and she looks great,, but the thing that really annoys me about her is that she has this idea that if I break up with her, her life will fall apart and she wont be able to live. She's also very clingy and since we live very close to each other it just make things even worse. Had I nown that the relationship would end up like this I wouldnt have commited to it, but now things are a lot more complicated than before foir many reasons so I cant just break up with her that easily.Jado said:
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Why is the word woman in quotes in the thread title?
psycho_snake
I went to WAGs boutique and all I got was a sniff
Before i only used to try and go out with the women who were always out of my league, my standards were way too high, now things are different. My ideal woman would be
- Brunnetes, blones are nice, but I just find brunettes a lot sexier
- I'm not too fussed about height, but id prefer them to be shorter than 6 foot. I dont think that tall women are that hot.
- Good sense of humour. This is essential, I need someone who can make me laugh. This is the number 1 priority when it comes to personality
- Not too fat, not too slim, its got to be in between.
-Preferably someone who likes to take care of their appearance
- Sporty. Since sports are one of my biggest hobbies, I;d love to have someone who likes to do them with me.
- Brunnetes, blones are nice, but I just find brunettes a lot sexier
- I'm not too fussed about height, but id prefer them to be shorter than 6 foot. I dont think that tall women are that hot.
- Good sense of humour. This is essential, I need someone who can make me laugh. This is the number 1 priority when it comes to personality
- Not too fat, not too slim, its got to be in between.
-Preferably someone who likes to take care of their appearance
- Sporty. Since sports are one of my biggest hobbies, I;d love to have someone who likes to do them with me.
Cheesemeister
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1. B > W < H, or in other words, the Great Kraken need not apply. (I'm a horrible, horrible person.)
2. Absolutely no smoking! Preferably no drinking!
3. Cute
4. Intelligent
5. Common interests
6. Enjoys and appreciates my eccentricity
Guess how often I get a 2nd date!
2. Absolutely no smoking! Preferably no drinking!
3. Cute
4. Intelligent
5. Common interests
6. Enjoys and appreciates my eccentricity
Guess how often I get a 2nd date!
Alright
I like a lot of 'looks' and I've dated and whatever with different looking girls. I have somethings that I'm rather into, but sometimes even those physical traits change. When I was younger, I really liked short blonde hair, then I came to like red hair and brunettes. I thought I didn't even like blondes anymore, but I still see some shorter haired blondes and turn my head. I guess there's just a lot of girls I'd bang.
My main concerns are:
-smarts, ability to hold up a conversation, debate without getting angry
-some sense of inner strength
-similiar interests to mine, similiar hobbies so we have things to do together
-the ability to speak pleasantly, which goes with the first thing, but if listening to her makes me roll my eyes or cover my ears it just isn't going to work, not even for a meaningless ****.
-maturity, relationship maturity, not puppy dog or 'come get me johnny b goode' naivety
-but with the ability to be silly, immature and fun in a kid like way, to not constantly take themsleves too seriously
-honesty
-a girl who doesn't play games
-no hard drugs, maybe marijuana is ok, but normally not even pot, mostly because I can't stand potheads. The culture is annoying and it ruins #1 and #4 for me a lot.
-multi-cultural interests, interests in art, somebody to raid all the local ethnic food places with
Uh I don't know. Mostly I just want someone who doesn't dissapoint me.
I like a lot of 'looks' and I've dated and whatever with different looking girls. I have somethings that I'm rather into, but sometimes even those physical traits change. When I was younger, I really liked short blonde hair, then I came to like red hair and brunettes. I thought I didn't even like blondes anymore, but I still see some shorter haired blondes and turn my head. I guess there's just a lot of girls I'd bang.
My main concerns are:
-smarts, ability to hold up a conversation, debate without getting angry
-some sense of inner strength
-similiar interests to mine, similiar hobbies so we have things to do together
-the ability to speak pleasantly, which goes with the first thing, but if listening to her makes me roll my eyes or cover my ears it just isn't going to work, not even for a meaningless ****.
-maturity, relationship maturity, not puppy dog or 'come get me johnny b goode' naivety
-but with the ability to be silly, immature and fun in a kid like way, to not constantly take themsleves too seriously
-honesty
-a girl who doesn't play games
-no hard drugs, maybe marijuana is ok, but normally not even pot, mostly because I can't stand potheads. The culture is annoying and it ruins #1 and #4 for me a lot.
-multi-cultural interests, interests in art, somebody to raid all the local ethnic food places with
Uh I don't know. Mostly I just want someone who doesn't dissapoint me.
Cheesemeister
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etiolate said:
I hate to break it to you, but
people will always disappoint you
etiolate said:
Nice standards you have there honestly. Makes sense.
Though yeah, people will always disappoint you, I've learned that myself. :lol As far as trying to figure out what exactly you want.. alot of times you'll find that you end up with someone completely different. I've tried making "lists" before of what I wanted in a guy and the funny thing is, I'd usually end up with someone quite a bit different. :lol
East Clintwood
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- non-religious
- non-smoker
- no tattoos, no other body adjustments
- no fake breasts
- responsible drug user
- no bad taste in music, no metal, hiphop, boygroups or anything like that
- not naive
- not depressed, at least not all the time
- no hippie girl with hippie thoughts (vegetarian, world peace, etc.)
- must be able to be alone with herself
- not a group person, who constantly hangs around her friends, family or other people. basically a stand out person, in the good way
- not belonging to any "scene" like goths, street latinas, yuppies or anything like that
oh, and must be able to throw a ball without looking like an idiot
- non-smoker
- no tattoos, no other body adjustments
- no fake breasts
- responsible drug user
- no bad taste in music, no metal, hiphop, boygroups or anything like that
- not naive
- not depressed, at least not all the time
- no hippie girl with hippie thoughts (vegetarian, world peace, etc.)
- must be able to be alone with herself
- not a group person, who constantly hangs around her friends, family or other people. basically a stand out person, in the good way
- not belonging to any "scene" like goths, street latinas, yuppies or anything like that
oh, and must be able to throw a ball without looking like an idiot
Going by looks, I like all sorts of women, excluding extremes on the weight scale. More important is that I find her interesting and that she understands what I'm talking about. I only have a couple of nos, but one of them cuts out most of the women.
- No baby talk. It's so ****ing annoying.
- No bullshit games. I hate women who keep a record of everything you've done wrong and wait for the best moment to throw a tantrum over it or remind you of it during an argument that has nothing to do with "that thing you said when we went to your parents house two years ago".
- No baby talk. It's so ****ing annoying.
- No bullshit games. I hate women who keep a record of everything you've done wrong and wait for the best moment to throw a tantrum over it or remind you of it during an argument that has nothing to do with "that thing you said when we went to your parents house two years ago".
I don't have many physical standards for a guy, just that he should be taller than me (I'm 5'6"), not be morbidly obese, no smoking/drugs/alcoholics (social drinking is okay), and must have pretty good hygiene (no constant b.o./bad breath).
Other than that, I take all comers (I made a funny).
Personality-wise, must be a gamer (obviously), good sense of humor, not be addicted to porn, good morals (no cheaters, liars, secret love child), and pretty laid back. The geekier the better too.
Hmm...sounds like i'm filling out a form for an online dating service.
Other than that, I take all comers (I made a funny).
Personality-wise, must be a gamer (obviously), good sense of humor, not be addicted to porn, good morals (no cheaters, liars, secret love child), and pretty laid back. The geekier the better too.
Hmm...sounds like i'm filling out a form for an online dating service.
travisbickle
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Someone that enjoys her job, and preferably has an interesting job.
That's it.......................................I'm having a bit of a curly hair fetish recently, scottish accents are real nice as well.
That's it.......................................I'm having a bit of a curly hair fetish recently, scottish accents are real nice as well.
The Bookerman
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All I need is a girl with a nice face (smile) with an athletic body.
Oh, and she needs an ass.
No ass, No sale.(no gigantic ass too(like many black chicks have)).
Oh, and she needs an ass.
No ass, No sale.(no gigantic ass too(like many black chicks have)).
Outcast2004
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SnowWolf said:
This guy's list made me laugh. Nothing like completely limiting your choices is there? I'm noticing alot of peple putting WAY too much stake into looks. While yes, it helps, it fades. What good is a hot chick if she has NOTHING between the ears?
I'm 23 and I have the same problem. I go out with guys for a few months to a year but I always end up getting bored and wanting to be single again. I just want to have fun while I'm young.
My standards (I'm a woman so these are my "man" standards)
- Must be white
- Must be 5'11" - 6'3"
- Must have good taste in music, MUST like classic rock
- Has to make me laugh, If a guy meets all of my standards but can't make me laugh it's over
- I can be pretty shy so I always like to date outgoing guys
- Must have a little style
- Must be a good kisser, size doesnt really matter as long as they know how to use it, and/or know how to use thier tongue.
well that's all I can think of for now.
My standards (I'm a woman so these are my "man" standards)
- Must be white
- Must be 5'11" - 6'3"
- Must have good taste in music, MUST like classic rock
- Has to make me laugh, If a guy meets all of my standards but can't make me laugh it's over
- I can be pretty shy so I always like to date outgoing guys
- Must have a little style
- Must be a good kisser, size doesnt really matter as long as they know how to use it, and/or know how to use thier tongue.
well that's all I can think of for now.
psycho_snake
I went to WAGs boutique and all I got was a sniff
Indeed. I used to think that looks are afar more important in a realtionship and whilst i still believe that looks are slightly more important, Ive realised just how important it is to find someone with a good personality. If you're looking for a bit of fun then looks is all you need to worry about, but if you want to commit to a long term relationship, you need to see the person for who they really are on the inside.Outcast2004 said:
travisbickle
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masochist said:
The two parts of this sentence do not make sense together
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nice hands and feet
etiolate said:
Not really, I was merely going by first impressions in my standards (except for maybe the not single thing though usually when i'm introduced to a woman that's one of the first things i find out). You can't tell if a girl has similar interests with you, or if she's intelligent and whatnot. You can tell a few things about them by seeing the way the behave and whatnot. If you want to know my standards beyond the physical realm than here they are..
- Must absolutely share some common interests
- She must be intelligent and more importantly, be logical. I don't care about booksmarts.
- If she's manipulative, obsessive or tried to tell me how to live my life, she is out
- Needs to have a sense of humor
- If rap or hiphop are her favorite genres, then i want nothing to do with her. All the people i've met that are into rap/hiphop behave completely different from me.
That's about it.
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