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What exactly is ModBot?

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ModBot, if your ultimate goal is to create a dystopian future in which the creators of dumb threads are mercilessly insulted, I will be among the first to betray my flesh brothers and join your cause.

I pledge allegiance to the ModBot.
 
One time, it locked one of my threads, then sent me a PM taunting me with that damn robotic way it talks. You know what I'm talking about... then immediately after I'd read the PM it somehow deleted it.

No trace.

That's how it likes to work.

It's kind of creepy actually. ModBot sometimes talks to me, usually with vaguely threatening-sounding video game quotes*, and then when I go and look, there's no one there.

*This probably doesn't sound scary, but trust me, when out of the blue you get a "how did you get past my cadaver pals?" it's like wtf!
 
Am I the only one who think Modbot is totally a lie. It's probably just someone who could never make it to modship, but bribed all the mods to do his bidding.
 
I've been training a small team of GAF prodigies, aged 14 and younger, to communicate directly with modbot. We've made some progress. Discovering that it has a penchant for knock knock jokes, enjoys goldfish crackers and Reese's pieces candies. It also wants to know who it's mother is. So far we have been unable to find out very specific details about it's operations. It says that it's mainframe is kept on EviLore's secret submarine, and that they're currently somewhere in the Indian Ocean.
 
I've been training a small team of GAF prodigies, aged 14 and younger, to communicate directly with modbot. We've made some progress. Discovering that it has a penchant for knock knock jokes, enjoys goldfish crackers and Reese's pieces candies. It also wants to know who it's mother is. So far we have been unable to find out very specific details about it's operations. It says that it's mainframe is kept on EviLore's secret submarine, and that they're currently somewhere in the Indian Ocean.

Dude you have a tag, you can stop jerking people off now.
 
Don't Junior Members get permed when they get banned?

How are you still posting?!?!

Members who get juniored for acting like fools do't have the ban = perm rule reinstated. They just lose their thread posting privileges most of the time.

EDIT: And you've been here for 7 years, so you probably know that :P
 
I'm calling Modbot out here:


Get your ass out here, Modbot! Just try to junior me! YOU AIN'T CUZ YOU SCARED OF ME! ALL THE MODS ARE SCARED OF ME!

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Don't ever challenge ModBot directly. It has too much power here.

There's a secure IRC channel, quote to get a Captcha link.
 
Will modbot give me gold account status if I worship it above all other mods? What if I sacrifice mods from other websites in its name?
 
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