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[djkimothy]

I sent him a text earlier that said "I was thinkign about when we were doing it on the floor. I luv when ur on top of me and I can wrap myself around u. it's hawt."

No... that won't do.

 

[Chittagong]

"Here's my friend Jessica, she's a cheerleader too. Do you think it'd ok if we shared you, and maybe you could FHUTA her in the process, as well?"

 

[Link]

By the way, I love the ads for pearl necklaces showing up at the bottom of the page.

 

[Fantasmo]

Masochist, everyone's different but I prefer when she's talking about the (near) future instead of the past. Women reminisce about the past and that gets them hot for the future. For guys, the past happened already, we want it again and again, we're wired a little bit differently.

So do that then add a twist like the one I mentioned above, making it sound like he can't get it right then and there. Drives me insane anyway. If it's a girl I met recently I can't concentrate on work or class that's for sure.

 

[whiteACID]

"im gonna sew ur dick 2 ur balls lol j/k".

wtf

 

[buckfutter]

Tell him you could melt butter with your scorching meat void. That'll achieve something.

 

[djkimothy]

wtf

Yah, don't do that. Listen to Junkster though.

 

[whiteACID]

I sent him the one that said "I want to **** you right now. Enjoy class!" He said he skipped class and I made him hard in front of his mom. oops.

 

[tedtropy]

These are modern times - send him a grainy, indistinguishable picture of your unmentionables via your phone's camera. Also so GAF can hackzorz.

 

[Link]

I sent him the one that said "I want to **** you right now. Enjoy class!" He said he skipped class and I made him hard in front of his mom. oops.

I still say this is a trap.

 

[Fantasmo]

I sent him the one that said "I want to **** you right now. Enjoy class!" He said he skipped class and I made him hard in front of his mom. oops.

:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[djkimothy]

I sent him the one that said "I want to **** you right now. Enjoy class!" He said he skipped class and I made him hard in front of his mom. oops.

 

[Tauntaun]

What can I txt my boyfriend right now that will make him hard in the middle of class?

?

 

[GilloD]

"Excuse me, I seem to be out of penis. I was hoping you had some I could borrow?"

 

[calder]

"I'm not wearing any panties" always works on me, especially when we're still out.

 

[Fantasmo]

"Here's my friend Jessica, she's a cheerleader too. Do you think it'd ok if we shared you, and maybe you could FHUTA her in the process, as well?"

/thread :lol

 

[whytemyke]

wtf

:lol
I actually met a chick in Canada that loved that kinda shit. I was hoping to get laid til she said how hot she gets when dudes piss on her. At that point I gave a very polite "WHAT THE ****?!" and walked away. She wasn't joking either

AAAANYWAYS... yeah. do future-tense, and just talk about sex. seriously, don't overthink this shit. If your goal is to get him turned on in class, just talk about it.


edit: aaaaand yeah... see? You went the easy route and it worked.

 

[Tamanon]

"I don't want a relationship."

 

[Tauntaun]

"I was born a man"

 

[Mr. TV Goggles]

"I'm not wearing any panties" always works on me, especially when we're still out.

Oomph, that's hot.

I think "I want your sex." is a good one. Nice and simple. Simple = good!

 

[djkimothy]

Oomph, that's hot.

I think "I want your sex." is a good one. Nice and simple. Simple = good!

That sound more like a joke to me. I'd laugh then be turned on.

 

[whytemyke]

also coulda pulled a Borat here...

"I want to you make a romance inside of me. high five!"

 

[LordMaji]

"I'm horny, come home now please?"

or

She'll send a sexy pic and tell me that. :lol

 

[reggieandTFE]

I was having a roll in the hay with my lady the other week when she dug her nails into my back and said, "Make it hurt." Needless to say I didn't last very long after that.

 

[fatigues_gasolini]

Read him a Star Trek Fanfic, thats what gets me going.

 

[tedtropy]

also coulda pulled a Borat here...

"I want to you make a romance inside of me. high five!"

"How do you know what it is the, ah, sexy time?"

 

[YakiSOBA]

text msg:

8===D ~~~ ( o )

 

[ElectricBlue187]

text msg:

8===D ~~~ ( o )

classy

 

[Weapon201]

my girlfriend sent me a text that said "sleep over"

that was subtle and hot

 

[djkimothy]

my girlfriend sent me a text that said "sleep over"

that was subtle and hot

Oh that's a good one.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

pleasrng slf, nd sx tnt

 

[evil ways]

It depends on the mood, sometimes a raunchy remark like "Baby let's ****" gets the job done, but the more subtle stuff like "I want you inside me" or "Take me from behind" gets the imagination running pretty fast as well.

 

[TheWolf]

"i want to **** a black guy while you watch"

 

[maynerd]

"I love A2M"

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

I was having a roll in the hay with my lady the other week when she dug her nails into my back and said, "Make it hurt." Needless to say I didn't last very long after that.

Bingo.

Write him something about him degrading you. That's what every man wants in a woman.

 

[snacknuts]

I think "I want your sex." is a good one.

Did you used to date George Michael?

Spoiler

no pics from Arrested Development, please

 

[Escape Goat]

"My herpes cleared up."

 

[FightyF]

Talk about 2D gaming

 

[Maximilian]

My girlfriend meows ocassionally.

Though hasn't done it as much since I told her it turns me on.

 

[Escape Goat]

My girlfriend meows ocassionally.

Though hasn't done it as much since I told her it turns me on.

omg you are a furry

 

[NinSoX]

I get rock hard when my gf says "I want you to cum inside me". She knows I like it so she uses it to get what she wants...;-)

 

[Link]

"Harder"

That's all I need to hear.

 

[Uncle]

"I'm so horny that I just asked a bunch of nerds for tips on how to turn you on with a text message."

 

[sammy]

"My herpes cleared up."

:lol :lol


i like the subtle stuff the best in my experience:

"lets go rent movies, and not really watch 'em"

"I get so horny when work gets stressful - I'll be at home"

well.. not really subtle .. but:

"lets cook some food tonight... and by "cook food" i mean ****"

"I'm so horny that I just asked a bunch of nerds for tips on how to turn you on with a text message."

you, sir, are brilliant

 

[Triumph]

My ideal woman wouldn't be able to say anything, because she'd be a deaf-mute.

 

[Raistlin]

What girls say that really turns a guy on

Cum in my mouth


-or-


Cum on my face


-or-


Cum on my tits


???

 

[Link]

My ideal woman wouldn't be able to say anything, because she'd be a deaf-mute.

I'd find that extremely boring in bed.

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

I'm dieing laughing at some of these.

Some stuff that I was told.

[in person]

"Soooo.... we ****ing or not?"

"I don't really give head often. The sight of semen disgust me *winks & smiles*"

"Its been awhile since I've had any." [lies]

"You make me horny *smiles*"

The kicker: No words, just body language.

[on Aim or text message]

"I have never been this wet before."

"I'm soooo wet right now."

"When I see you, we are going to ****"

*Cries because I haven't talked to this one in a while*

Spoiler

"I'm going to suck and nibble lightly on your dick, while you rub my soaking wet pussy."

Edit: I've come to grips with the fact that a girl could tell me she is eating a sandwich, and I would be ready to go....

 

[Triumph]

I'd find that extremely boring in bed.

No way, man! That's what the dry erase board next to the bed is for, as well as a complex system of grunts and hand signals. LET ME HAVE MY DREAM, O LORD!

 

[MrPing1000]

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December is going to rock