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[EVA UNIT 01]

Mr. Mime is the creepiest. While nearly all Pokemon are animals Mr. Mime is basically a dude hiding in the bushes waiting for children to catch him. Let that sink in.

Dude wtf.
I never thought about it.
What the fuck is that thing!?

 

[Sora_N]

I see Hypno mentioned but no Drowzee?

It eats dreams through the victim's nose, so it is said that Drowzee is standing over a person's pillow if their nose itches while they are asleep.

It will rarely eat the dreams of adults, as the dreams of children are seemingly tastier.

Sableye too. Based off some fucking goblin. Ugh. It's not even cute like the other monster-like shit.

 

[dity]

This dude never rubbed me the right way

 

[papertoonz]

This dude never rubbed me the right way

you wanna know something weird about this pokemon? Cryogonal is the only genderless pokemon (besides Mew) that cant learn Attract but because it is genderless it fails every time it's used

 

[JSoup]

Took far too long for Sableye to come up.

 

[Lord Azrael]

The only truly creepy thing in this thread.

 

[oti]

SWORD OF JUSTICE

 

[Bishop89]

The only truly creepy thing in this thread.

how about now? is it still the creepiest thing in this thread?

 

[foxuzamaki]

Meloetta

I blame tumblr

I want to know the story behind this post and why tumblr made this character creepy

 

[woopWOOP]

I wish they didnt have such plain looking stances in game.

"If a traveler is going through a desert in the thick of night, Cacturne will follow in a ragtag group. The Pokémon are biding their time, waiting for the traveler to tire and become incapable of moving."

Just wow.

I always thought Cacturne looked lanky and totally lame, but that dex entry and image restores it somewhat to me.

Don't know if that counts, but that unknown ghosts legit creeped me out. Your Pokemon being too scared to attack didn't help.

 

[foxuzamaki]

I always thought Cacturne looked lanky and totally lame, but that dex entry and image restores it somewhat to me.

Don't know if that counts, but that unknown ghosts legit creeped me out. Your Pokemon being too scared to attack didn't help.

Same, I was legit terrified to go into the building cause i didnt want to see that sprite again

 

[dity]

you wanna know something weird about this pokemon? Cryogonal is the only genderless pokemon (besides Mew) that cant learn Attract but because it is genderless it fails every time it's used

I take it that it can't breed and has no egg moves either?

 

[Ragnorok64]

Man, just how impossible is the zoology of the Pokemon world? Some of them apparently aren't even living creatures and are just things that somehow exist in the wild.

 

[Blue Ninja]

I haven't played the last couple Pokemon games (B/W 2 and X/Y), but there are Pokemon that used to be humans now? Pokemon designs and inspirations just keep getting dumber, yeesh lol.

They've been around since Gen 1. I tend to see them as 'legends and hearsay', basically. For me, Pokémon are just animals.

 

[PrintedCrayon]

Oh fuck this.

Mr. Mime is hands down the creepiest.

 

[SliceSabre]

Cacturne.

Because it follows people who become lost in deserts and presumably kills them when they become too weak. I mean holy shit that must be fucking dire to look back and notice a bunch of Cacturne watching you and following you from a distance.

 

[Glitchesarecool]

I want to know the story behind this post and why tumblr made this character creepy

I think I know who they're talking about and it's one particular, high quality artist.

 

[SomedayTheFire]

I always thought, the Pokedex entries are just legends and lore, not facts.

they are.

 

[Samemind]

Well...?! Don't leave me in suspense!

Because in the stone age you'd be a dumb neanderthal who'd have to get told twice to get away.

 

[Forkball]

In the Pokemon world, is Mr. Mime named after mimes or are mimes named after Mr. Mime?

 

[Makonero]

In the Pokemon world, is Mr. Mime named after mimes or are mimes named after Mr. Mime?

Do people in Pokemon-land notice all the puns? Jynx/jinx? Meowth? Squirtle? THE PUNS NEVER END


I like to imagine that the professor that taught Prof. Oak was a cunning linguist.

 

[NHarmonic.]

Let's not forget Junji Ito's collaboration with Pokemon:

We need a game in this tone, it'd be so memorable.

 

[papertoonz]

I take it that it can't breed and has no egg moves either?

no it can breed but only with ditto but yeah it doesn't have any egg moves

 

[Already Torn]

I feel like that's less creepy tbh

 

[Orochinagis]

Ok, this picture is seriously cool.

Well, they are living cactus

 

[Sirius]

The Regi-s, what even are they?