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[Mammoth Jones]

Glass

 

[ShortBus]

Jägermeister.

 

[Juanadams]

Well yeah, but that's another topic of discussion (one I could write novels about...)



Gross. Were you tricked or did you do this as a dare? I can't imagine ugh.

I think Hunter beat you to the punch.

 

[LarryButz]

A moth. Woke up one morning yawning and it flew right in before I could react. ._. it felt weird feeling it in my throat for a second before it vanished

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

My contact lens.

 

[frankie_wilde]

Cooked Liver......

 

[daffy]

I swallowed the inside of an oyster once while on vacation in Brittany. So slimy and lit up my nose.

 

[idwl]

cum... my own

 

[Übermatik]

My contact lens.

Explain.

 

[frankie_wilde]

cum... my own

WTF?!!!

 

[dragonlife]

WTF?!!!

I'm assuming he was on the floor with his legs in the air against his wall, aiming down onto his face.

 

[Chuckie]

cum... my own

 

[MarkMclovin]

Marbles. Loads of them. I used to swallow one now and then to see if I would shit it out. I did, everytime. It was funny when it would make the 'ting' sound as it hit the bottom of the bowl.

 

[Medalion]

Penis

 

[mocolostrocolos]

Jägermeister.

Jägermeister+Whisky.

 

[Smellycat]

my pride

 

[Throavium]

This thread is a trap.

 

[SmokyDave]

3 Pound Coins.

They came out silver. Crazy.

 

[idwl]

I'm assuming he was on the floor with his legs in the air against his wall, aiming down onto his face.

well - recently yes. But early teens I could bend down and put the tip of my head in my mouth and just wait for it ...

 

[Otrebor Nightmarecoat]

A liittle dead dog's vagina. My friends cut it out and agreed to pay for a sandwich afterwards. I was a very poor 12 year old boy.

 

[Ventilaator]

A whistle. It didn't go all the way down though. It got stuck in the throat and I coughed it out.

Before you ask, yes, a whistling sound was heard as I coughed. It was very funny for everyone standing around me.

 

[dragonlife]

disturbing

What in the fuck.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

spermatozoon

I'm sure millions and millions of people in the history of humanity have done this

 

[Smellycat]

well - recently yes. But early teens I could bend down and put the tip of my head in my mouth and just wait for it ...

wait...what... fuck this. I am out of here

 

[idwl]

A liittle dead dog's vagina. My friends cut it out and agreed to pay for a sandwich afterwards. I was a very poor 12 year old boy.

ughhhhh wow.......... details?

 

[dragonlife]

wait...what... fuck this. I am out of here

A guy climaxing in his own mouth is weirder than eating a dead dog's vagina?

EDIT: I see you've read it now.

 

[Smellycat]

Fucked up shit

NOW I am out

 

[Fry]

Nose stuff, when I had the flu.

 

[Tony Rocky Horror]

A liittle dead dog's vagina. My friends cut it out and agreed to pay for a sandwich afterwards. I was a very poor 12 year old boy.

 

[Spookie]

A liittle dead dog's vagina. My friends cut it out and agreed to pay for a sandwich afterwards. I was a very poor 12 year old boy.

Spoiler

I feel more than a little bit sick right now

 

[Tricky I Shadow]

A liittle dead dog's vagina. My friends cut it out and agreed to pay for a sandwich afterwards. I was a very poor 12 year old boy.

 

[Ferga]

Retainer. Looked like this.

I wore one when I was younger. I used to play with it with my tounge, and one day I got it stuck in my throat, I didn't swallow it, but I almost chocked to death and ended up having to rip it out of my throat. It was gross, blood everywhere. I never wore it again after that.

imagining it right now.....

:|

what the fuck man :|

 

[Deleted member 81567]

 

[way more]

25$ in fake casino tokens.

 

[Salsa]

A liittle dead dog's vagina. My friends cut it out and agreed to pay for a sandwich afterwards. I was a very poor 12 year old boy.

jealous

 

[Verano]

roach, pussy juice, pus, and gum

 

[Narag]

roach, pussy juice, pus, and gum

All at once?

 

[Abooie]

Whilst I can't compete with most of these offerings I once swallowed a ladybird (ladybug to you US folk) whilst cycling only for it to somehow find a way out to my nose and then fly away.

Actually now not sure if this actually counts as a swallow.

 

[Salsa]

roach, pussy juice, pus, and gum

sounds like a nice lady

 

[Coxy]

All at once?

sounds like one classy lady

edit: Damn you Sharky

 

[ruuk]

Well, you guys have certainly swallowed stranger stuff than I.

I just remembered, when I was 5 or 6, back in the very late 70s, I found a bag of what looked like candy of some sort at my baby sitters house. I started eating them, and it turned out I was dropping acid.

 

[Anteater]

a lady bug when I was like 8, taught me not to open my mouth when I'm riding a bike.

 

[Tambini]

When I was 5, in reception (pre school) we had a play house in our classroom and in that playhouse was this fake plastic chicken that was glazed in some weird glue stuff.
Needless to say I was hungry and took a bite out of it, then some more and I ended up vomiting for like 3 days.

 

[cajunator]

aside from eating insects, probably legos.

 

[SneakyStephan]

The most digusting one by far in this thread: Mc' donalds food.

I win.

 

[SpacLock]

Had a bean stuck in my nose once.

 

[Marleyman]

A liittle dead dog's vagina. My friends cut it out and agreed to pay for a sandwich afterwards. I was a very poor 12 year old boy.

 

[Dmax3901]

 

[cajunator]

The most digusting one by far in this thread: Mc' donalds food.

I win.

Dude what the fuck?! No. just NO.

 

[Az987]

When I was a kid I used to eat everything. I drank top job, took some pills of my mom's, got a penny stuck in my throat, licked some carpet cleaner because it looked like powder and I thought it was pixie stick sugar. My mom knew the number for poison control by heart.

I got into all sorts of mischief. Once my mom ran into the house to get something and left me in the car with it running and I put it in reverse or neutral and the car went down our street and crashed into a bush. I think I was like 5 or 6. My parents thought someone kidnapped me and were freaking out.