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What is the strangest thing you ever swallowed?

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Otrebor Nightmarecoat said:
A liittle dead dog's vagina. My friends cut it out and agreed to pay for a sandwich afterwards. I was a very poor 12 year old boy.
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Wow. Your youth must have been an ... interesting period.
First the poop finger, now this.
 
Otrebor Nightmarecoat said:
A liittle dead dog's vagina. My friends cut it out and agreed to pay for a sandwich afterwards. I was a very poor 12 year old boy.
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Food. I don't put a lot of things in my mouth.
 
I don't really see the point of this thread continuing. We've already got all our gems on the first page.
 
Otrebor Nightmarecoat said:
A liittle dead dog's vagina. My friends cut it out and agreed to pay for a sandwich afterwards. I was a very poor 12 year old boy.
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rofl I love this guy. I always hope to see that grinch avy in threads.
 
Something that tasted very similar to gasoline, done when veery drunk in my teens. My passion for cars really started taking off right around that time, so who knows..
 
A fly while bicycling. I could actually feel it flying/running around deep down in my throat so I quickly graped a bottle of water and gave it the slow and gratifying death of drowning.
 
Emily Chu said:
welp it started off as me just getting bored with "vanilla/regular porn" and checking out the shemales section back in my Middleschool years.

it has been a fun 2011 for me as I stumbled upon a dating site aptly named TrapDate
made a profile of me wearing a dress and a red wig, and all of a sudden I was deemed part of the transgender community, and have hundreds of guys hit of me on the site...

after a week or two I met up with a "girl" about age 20 in philly, she took my ass cherry and did all sorts of experimenting over the week or so. never thought I have that inside and around my mouth, I guess I'm various degrees of gay now.

twas fun actually
I still don't like manly guys though... go figure.

I figure I gotta try everything at least once before rejecting it.
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What? What?

In the butt?
 
Of course a big load of cum is the easiest answer, but also:

-bongwater that I drank on a dare when I was extremely high my freshman year of college

-some dog poo that I ate when I was 2 or 3 that I apparently insisted was a "chocolate chip cookie" =/
 
Some sort of flying insect, only I didn't see what it was, it just flew into my mouth and down the back of my throat while I was sprinting for the bus and breathing through my mouth. Then some random dude said Hi to me and hugged me while I stopped to cross a road, but I didn't know him and that freaked me out. I was so angry that day!
 
i specifically remember being like 4 or 5 and in pre-school and they had these beads... and for some reason i decided it would be cool to put some up my nose, so i did and it got stuck (obviously) and i remember i didn't wanna tell anyone because i was so embarrassed (naturally) and so i kept it in there and we had nap time... and i like pretended to sleep while i was worrying about this bead in my nose... anyways, eventually i must have breathed back hard enough and the bead like went back into my throat and i swallowed it...

i guess that isn't really a "weird thing" but the situation certainly was
 
dustytruly said:
i specifically remember being like 4 or 5 and in pre-school and they had these beads... and for some reason i decided it would be cool to put some up my nose, so i did and it got stuck (obviously) and i remember i didn't wanna tell anyone because i was so embarrassed (naturally) and so i kept it in there and we had nap time... and i like pretended to sleep while i was worrying about this bead in my nose... anyways, eventually i must have breathed back hard enough and the bead like went back into my throat and i swallowed it...

i guess that isn't really a "weird thing" but the situation certainly was
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Those fake plastic grapes old people used to have sitting in bowls on their kitchen table. I used to chew on them for hours and then swallow.
 
I tried dog food before when I was little, texture was really grainy and it tastes just like it smells lol.

Also my sister dared me to eat flower nectare when I was young, all I remember was that it tasted really sweet(like fructose corn syrup) but as soon as I went back in the house I vomited on the floor =/
 
weekend_warrior said:
Retainer. Looked like this.

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I wore one when I was younger. I used to play with it with my tounge, and one day I got it stuck in my throat, I didn't swallow it, but I almost chocked to death and ended up having to rip it out of my throat. It was gross, blood everywhere. I never wore it again after that.
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LOL *cringes*
 
My own semen. My penis flung upwards as I pulled it out of her, and I came with a powerful force as it hit the exact angle.
 
It's a toss up between the NERF football which I consumed in entirety at age 4 & the plastic lid cap from a Welch's Juice Bottle a few years ago.

You know those plastic peels you hook your finger in and pull back on the juice cartons right under the cap the first time you open the carton? Yeah I had one stuck in my throat, freaked me the fuck out. Spent a day out of school and ended up finally making go all the way down by eating a thick ass PB&J sandwich. That shit was painful coming out too, my stomach made the weirdest noises for about a week before it finally digested all the way through.
 
Emily Chu said:
dude, was weird at first, but the internet convinced me otherwise

Bailey Jay was partly to blame...

I give head better then most real girls.
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That damn Bailey Jay... the internet's real-life Bridget!
 
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