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What is your showering routine?

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Got this idea in the stereotype thread. So GAF, what is your showering routine? I've been wondering about wash cloths. How often do you wash them? Don't you feel weird washing your face with the same cloth you wash your armpits and your crotch with?:lol Speakin of which, do you use the wash cloth to wash your ass?

Anyways, my routine is just soap:

Shampoo/Conditioner in hair first; and leave it on there as I wash my upper body with soap, giving it time to soak in. I wash that off, then wash my face and move on down. I wash my crotch last.

I try to do it twice a day but if I had to choose, it would be morning.
 
thread will turn into an 8-page argument about whether it's better and more hygienic to shower in the morning or in the evening
 
Some form of body wash that says old spice on it. One of those body puff things.
 
once a day unless im going out after work. I use liquid soap with a loofa. I also use a face cleanser and moisturize. Nothing fancy. This is basic.
 
turn on water...
go under water...
use soap, shampoo & conditioner...
Dry myself off and put on clean clothing...
 
cloudwalking said:
thread will turn into an 8-page argument about whether it's better and more hygienic to shower in the morning or in the evening
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so what do you and Jarosh believe is best? ;)

:lol
 
cloudwalking said:
thread will turn into an 8-page argument about whether it's better and more hygienic to shower in the morning or in the evening
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I do both...Feels amazing to hop into bed after an awesome shower.
 
Teh Hamburglar said:
once a day unless im going out after work. I use liquid soap with a loofa. I also use a face cleanser and moisturize. Nothing fancy. This is basic.
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Im starting to hear this a lot nowadays. The hell? No one uses soap for their face?
 
Teh Hamburglar said:
once a day unless im going out after work. I use liquid soap with a loofa. I also use a face cleanser and moisturize. Nothing fancy. This is basic.
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That sounds pretty fancy to me.

/looks at regular bar soap
 
Get in, shave my face, body wash by upper body, body wash my kibbles and bits, shampoo my hair, get out.
 
1.) Turn on water
2.) wait until warm/hot
3.) remove clothes, step in
4.) Urinate
5.) Shampoo hair
6.) Rinse hair
7.) Condition hair
8.) Wash body
9.) Rinse body
10.) Rinse hair
11.) Full final rinse
12.) Step out.
 
JayDub said:
Im starting to hear this a lot nowadays. The hell? No one uses soap for their face?
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face has very different skin than rest of your body. its far more sensitive and accumulates alot of oil/dirty. Plus, its the first thing people see when they look at you. Its only recently than products have been marketed at men ("FOR MEN" tags tell you you're not gay for buying it).

Body soap is pretty harsh on your face.
 
shower gel, not soap - that stuff dries my skin out a lot.


Water everywhere except face/hair (don't like water in my eyes)
wash arms, front, back, legs, front special place, rear special place. Wash hands after special place

Then face/hair

Then shave. Unless I'm travelling and using an electric shaver, then I shave first, and scream silently as the hot water burns my face (don't like electric shavers)

and shower in the evening, no time in the morning
 
gdt5016 said:
I use a loofa.
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I do things that require my fingers to rub against something first because they wrinkle fast.

Wash face w/Cetaphil > shampoo/condition hair > wash body with shower puff & body wash > shave pits > shave legs > brush teeth > wrap hair in towel > dry off body > done!

Once the shower puff starts to unravel I just buy a new one. They're only $1.
 
I have two rags, one for my face and one for my body. I use soap bars. Lather, scrub all over, rinse. Repeat (usually do this 3 times). Then dry with a towel. I change rags daily (I have plenty). The rags and towels get washed once a week with the rest of my laundry and bed linen.

That's about it.
 
First let the water get hot, then step in, clean myself with bar of soap. Scrub my face thoroughly, shampoo my hair, yank out loose pubes, sit down in shower and scrub feet, get up and dry off while still in the shower (it's warmer that way). Sometimes if I have to, I pee in the shower too.
 
George Carlin said:
All you really need is to wash the four key areas: armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth! Got that? The hooker's bath. Armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth. In fact, you can save yourself a whole lot of time if you simply use the same brush on all four areas!
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No washcloth for me. My shelf in the shower has one bottle of shampoo, one bottle of conditioner, one bottle of face soap, and one bottle of exfoliating scrub.

Showers both before and after work. The shower I take when I wake-up is longer.. helps me wake-up. The shower when I get home from work is a quickie to scrub the MRSA/VRE/c-diff nasties off.
 
DiscoNaldo said:
Control+F "masturbate"

"No results found."

You're all fucking liars.
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Get married, then shower every morning with your wife. You'll find it changes your routine.
 
eXistor said:
First let the water get hot, then step in, clean myself with bar of soap. Scrub my face thoroughly, shampoo my hair, yank out loose pubes, sit down in shower and scrub feet, get up and dry off while still in the shower (it's warmer that way). Sometimes if I have to, I pee in the shower too.
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You SIT DOWN to wash your feet?
 
First I do my body with Dove bar soap, generally one with exfoliating beads.
Then I do my face with two kinds of Aveeno face wash, one exfoliating and one foamy.
Then I was my hair with some Dove shampoo.
Rinse, get out, towel/air dry.
 
Face with soap from a bottle, also wash hair with shampoo at this time.
Rinse.
Now use bar soap and wash whole body (no loofa or wash cloth).
Rinse

Done.
 
JayDub said:
Got this idea in the stereotype thread.
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Black guy here, first thing I do is turn on some Keith Sweat. Then I turn on the water and use my washcloth to scrub down my huge fucking cock.
 
Borgnine said:
Black guy here, first thing I do is turn on some Keith Sweat. Then I turn on the water and use my washcloth to scrub down my huge fucking cock.
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:lol the fuck?:lol you forgot the mood lighting
 
1) Get in
2) Squeeze Imperial Leather, or some nice smelling fruity shower gel onto one of those puffy things.
3) Get all bubbly and foamy all over
4) Rinse
5) Wash hair
6) Rinse hair
7) Turn off water
8) Clean shower area, wiping tiles and glass shower doors to prevent limescale buildup and whatever else is in the water here in the UK.
9) Get out of the shower.
 
From the other thread:

MWS Natural said:
I use a sea scrub exfoliant and coco butter moisturizing wash for my body, and apricot scrub and deep pore cleanser for my face. Then when I get out the shower I use a mild astringent on my face then dry off some then rub in 100% pure East African Shea Butter on for moisturizing. Of course deodorant and cologne after wards. My skin feels fresh, soft and I smell good.
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Dove soap on my whole body, getting certain areas better. Shampoo/Condition my hair then cetaphil for my face. Dry my body, shave.
 
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