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Self-satisfaction

I guess, but that misses the point of why it's supposed to be satisfactory. It's like if people who use silicon implants to add muscles would become weaker in the process... and even then it would make more sense, since you can still show around your fake muscles without having to do physical efforts, while you only whip out your penis to piss or have sex.

 

[Funky Papa]

*shrug*

Mine, Nor yours, is not to Judge.

It does bring the question of how tolerant should we be of body dysmorphia, though.

 

[HiredN00bs]

Holy shit, that must be painful as fuck.

Bless you, Tim and Eric.

 

[veryslowhand]

Guy seens nice

 

[Palculator]

This article originally appeared on VICE Germany.

Edit: I also remember seeing an article on VICE Germany basically titled "I blew cocaine into my ass so you don't have to"

 

[striferser]

Wow, that is truly gigantic cock

 

[FuuRe]

Wow, that is truly gigantic cock

 

[PhantomZone]

I ummm wow haha

speechles

 

[manzoman96]

I'm sure it's still smaller than the average gaffer penis.

 

[DonasaurusRex]

i gotta click now...

why did I click...

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

*shrug*

Mine, Nor yours, is not to Judge.

Besides, a silicone pumped Foreskin? YAWN. Dude. I've seen people with partial (and occasionally full Bifurcation. As in, they've been sliced in half down the middle. (And they still work, wtf)

Wiut...


Bruh...


Wut...

 

[DarkKyo]

 

[Palculator]

Maybe the hairiest non-animal I've ever seen.

 

[Blargonaut]

 

[Puruzi]

Theres this gif posted on 4chan often of a guy with a surgically enhanced dong like this one

Its looks gross as fuck,

Spoiler

especially when another dude comes and sticks his much smaller wang in the enhanced one and has sex with it as if it were a fleshlight

The fact that I didn't expect the spoiler killed me, I just lost it in class

 

[Amagon]

Its not a tumor.

 

[Dali]

Looks like a tumor from the picture.

 

[Puruzi]

Just looked at the pic. What even is that

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

I don't understand what kind of procedure he is talking about?

He mentions that he gets injections but is it like equivalent to butt injections but for penis?

I'm curious to know what it looks like raw. The picture really doesn't do it justice as it looks like a sock just bulging out.

 

[Tonkse]

Iv seen one of them shock type videos of this before and all I can think is why?

 

[JustenP88]

Lol at the last sentence. Very appropriate ending to a very WTF article.

So, when he gets hard, does the junk around his real junk stay soft? Does his shit stand up or does it hangdangle from all the weight?

 

[TheSeks]

Article is moderatedly SFW, but there are some uncensored pictures linked that may haunt you in your sleep (or make you laugh at the sheer lunacy of the whole thing). The interview is not that interesting by itself, so I'd recommend to check the video at the link instead.

All I see is a from behind shot, which probably is more than enough given you can see how... uh... "exaggerated" the shots have made things already.

Edit: Oh, the video. WOW. Woah, yeah that's extreme NSFW on that one.

 

[EdibleKnife]

I don't understand what kind of procedure he is talking about?

He mentions that he gets injections but is it like equivalent to butt injections but for penis?

I'm curious to know what it looks like raw. The picture really doesn't do it justice as it looks like a sock just bulging out.

Before, he stuck to saline injections strategically up the length which would give the evenly distributed enlarging effect but only last a few days. Unsatisfied, he had medical assistant do what was essentially the same but with liquid silicone. It's an illegal procedure, at least here in the states, even with butt injections because it can inflame tissue in comparison to a solid butt implant. However the liquid silicone is permanent in comparison to saline. In the video there are a few pics of not his own but other penises that went through similar procedures.

 

[Ganzlinger]

Im sorry I had to

Perfection gif lol

 

[Popnbake]

Before, he stuck to saline injections strategically up the length which would give the evenly distributed enlarging effect but only last a few days. Unsatisfied, he had medical assistant do what was essentially the same but with liquid silicone. It's an illegal procedure, at least here in the states, even with butt injections because it can inflame tissue in comparison to a solid butt implant. However the liquid silicone is permanent in comparison to saline. In the video there are a few pics of not his own but other penises that went through similar procedures.

...so basically he ruined his penis tissue for a more difficult sex life?

Well, as long as he's happy I guess.

 

[Accoun]

Holy shit, that must be painful as fuck.

Yeah, sounds for me like he made a huge mistake.

Spoiler

someone had to say that

 

[EdibleKnife]

...so basically he ruined his penis tissue for a more difficult sex life?

Well, as long as he's happy I guess.

Essentially lol. He might not even be satisfied with just this size. Who's to say he won't go bigger

 

[Firelord Chargrilled]

Are there any uncensored pics ?

 

[TheSeks]

Are there any uncensored pics ?

There's a from behind in the VICE article. Click the censored one.

From the front? No.

 

[injurai]

 

[studyguy]

This augmented penis sounds terrible.

 

[depths20XX]

So he just has a big useless dick. Great job, dude.

 

[Apt101]

I always figured that the most advanced, pioneering cybernetics of the future will deal with giant penises. Not eyes for the blind, or touch-sensitive implants for those who have lost limbs. No, big ol' cocks.

 

[HazySaiyan]

Just looked at the pic. What even is that

Apparently.

 

[Valkyr Junkie]

dammit!

 

[MickeyPhree]

What in the name of fuck...

 

[AlteredForms]

I don't want to go to Germany any longer.

 

[Drifters]

Theres this gif posted on 4chan often of a guy with a surgically enhanced dong like this one

Its looks gross as fuck,

Spoiler

especially when another dude comes and sticks his much smaller wang in the enhanced one and has sex with it as if it were a fleshlight

Sadly, I've seen this and you cannot unsee

Spoiler

the fact that it looks like a hot dog poking a hambone

.

 

[Anustart]

Can't believe some people need to get surgeries to attain the average gaf size.

 

[FLAguy954]

Theres this gif posted on 4chan often of a guy with a surgically enhanced dong like this one

Its looks gross as fuck,

Spoiler

especially when another dude comes and sticks his much smaller wang in the enhanced one and has sex with it as if it were a fleshlight

Fuck

 

[The Smoking Bun]

What is even the point? Where can he stick it in? It won't fit!