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[CarpeDeezNutz]

I want to come into this thread and defend op cos ya'll some bullies but I can't stop laughing. I worked at a carwash when I was a kid, the owner was an expert at making the cars shine. Lmao the thought of a "Polish" carwash never crossed my mind.

 

[Brakke]

Just wait until someone tells OP about Swedish massages.

 

[egruntz]

I'm going to bump this thread once per day until they ban me. It will be my final work.

Everyone needs to see this.

You were serious weren't you? ;_;

It's still funny the next day!

Still love this.

Will this ever not make me laugh no I don't think so. Thanks OP for bringing eternal joy into the world.

Just wait until someone tells OP about Swedish massages.

Why do you do this

 

[Brakke]

are you a narc or something. just be cool.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

I thought the title must be a setup to a joke...was not disappointed.

 

[bjork]

I thought the title must be a setup to a joke...was not disappointed.

Same here. Oh man, what we got was better than any punchline could've been, heh.

 

[Cronox]

Damn OP...

Spoiler

Still good today too...

 

[iJudged]

All car wash places are owned by Polish, don't ya know!?

 

[Brakke]

If there's one thing Polish love, it's elephants wearing fezes.

 

[PaladinXII]

I just want you to know that I keep this tab open and come back to this thread every time I need a smile. Just Polished a frown right off my face.

 

[Sushi Nao]

Yeah, I laughed pretty hard, thanks OP

 

[Bits N Pieces]

First time I've seen this thread.

Incredible, just truly incredible. Probably one of the best things I've ever read on the Internet.

Thank you GAF

*fistbump

 

[MMaRsu]

Wow thanks for bumping this otherwise I would have missed it haha

Genius thread lol

 

[Deleted member 80556]

Thank you, thank you for the bump. This is amazing.

 

[The Albatross]

As a Polish American, OP, this is... insane.

 

[SEGAvangelist]

Just saw this on twitter and it made my day. Had to bump it.

 

[Dagobert Duck]

Sorry, but how can I not bum this once again....this thread is perfection...

 

[eso76]

omg, i remember this thread

Which didn't keep me from losing it again at Yoda's gif

 

[wesleyshark]

Hahahaha

 

[Shadow_Lord]

Oh god

 

[Persona7]

i forgot about this thread lol

 

[Zubz]

Every time this thread has been bumped, I'm disappointed it's not Brakke. You made a promise, man. Follow through with it.

 

[ElzarTheBam]

The world is in a bad place right now

But this, this never fails to make me not LMAO.


Thank you for your polish understanding.

 

[johancruijff]

jfc

subbed

 

[Borboleta Amarela]

Damn, I came in here expecting so see talks about how much money does a car wash make a year and not only was I surprised, but twice at that! Bravo OP. You flipped this shit on everyone.

 

[Daffy Duck]

The world is in a bad place right now

But this, this never fails to make me not LMAO.


Thank you for your polish understanding.

You have an A1 day!

 

[outsida]

Wow..

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

I needed this bump. Tell your friends.

 

[Graphics Horse]

If this thread gets locked, I will burn this site to the ground.

And Lionel Mandrake has since become a moderator.

 

[Iksenpets]

Thank you so much for bumping this. We all needed to enjoy it one last time before all the Polish car washes are deported.

 

[Walter White Walker]

Once you guys Brexit you're going to have some dirty ass cars there.

 

[Dr.Acula]

I had a similar moment recently. I saw this corner store, "Convenience and Deli very." I asked my friend what "Deli Very" meant.

In my defence I've encountered several convenience stores that are delis, but I've never seen one that delivered.

 

[Combichristoffersen]

I am glad this thread got bumped. It must never be allowed to die.

 

[Enduin]

We need to send OP a gift basket full of various quality meats and car wax.

 

[WhateverItTakes]

and you people think Trump can't win the nomination.

Oh Ronito... What a world we've become in such short time.

 

[Bad_Boy]

and you people think Trump can't win the nomination.

holy fuck. lol

 

[johancruijff]

bump for 2017

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Really want Lionel Mandrake to burn this site, don't you johan?


Kurva!!

 

[sixteen-bit]

This thread still cracks me up

 

[Frodo]

I don't know how I missed this thread when it was made (and on the numerous times it has been bumped), but it just made my day.

 

[Caelus]

Oh look, what a funny -

and you people think Trump can't win the nomination.

:'(
)':

 

[Fonz72]

I had a very similar situation, took me a couple of years to ask why the local meat shop sold bacon polish. I figured it made things shiny and they smelled like bacon. Win win.

 

[LegendofDragoonLives]

Herp.

Fuck I feel retarded.

EDIT: Mods close thread I guess? ;_; lol shit

If it makes you feel better, I didn't know either famo. All good, I'll hold the L with you. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[DoomGyver]

I can't believe I missed this polished gem of a thread. Thanks for the bump.

 

[sixteen-bit]

Oh look, what a funny -



:'(
)':

it was a simpler time.

 

[darklin0]

Still just as funny as the first time I read this. OP still holds the biggest L in my book.

 

[Gattsu25]

Not sure if serious or just dumb.

Why is this banned poster using Transhuman's old avatar?

 

[johancruijff]

Really want Lionel Mandrake to burn this site, don't you johan?


Kurva!!

 

[tcrunch]

OP are you my stepbrother from the first marriage because this is exactly the sort of shit he would say

 

[Stereogatari]

Here in the UK this joke doesn't work because there are genuinely a lot of Polish staffed car washes.