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What the **** happened to Off-topic forum?

Kuroyume said:
The influx of primarily OT posters will increase the IQ of the gaming forum by 140 points.
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:lol

Duhurrrr, GAF, help! I found something in my house. My mom called it a "door knob." How does it work? Also, when trying to figure out said "knob," I accidently slit my throat from ear to ear with a chainsaw. I'm losing blood pretty fast. Should I make an appointment with the doctor? And another thing...this girl is currently grinding her private parts up and down my thighs, begging me to engage in sexual intercourse with her. How to proceed? And while I'm at it, I might as well say that there's some guy in my living room, packing all of my things into black plastic bags. What is he doing, and would it be good manners of me to offer him a cup of tea? By the way, I was soooo stoned when I did all of the above!
 
Laramie said:
Who is that monkey man? And I thought you were OT too? Remember that forum we were going to start that was just you, me, Bjork and all the Europeans? We could go there and form a new society. A Utopian society filled with boozing and incest.
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It's Reggie Fils-Aime, president of Nintendo of America, with his 'not my problem' pose.

Yeah, I'm one of those dirty gaffers who plays both sides of the fence and I do remember that thread - quite vividly in fact. To this day I still dream of such a society.




Often.
 
aku:jiki said:
:lol

Duhurrrr, GAF, help! I found something in my house. My mom called it a "door knob." How does it work? Also, when trying to figure out said "knob," I accidently slit my throat from ear to ear with a chainsaw. I'm losing blood pretty fast. Should I make an appointment with the doctor? And another thing...this girl is currently grinding her private parts up and down my thighs, begging me to engage in sexual intercourse with her. How to proceed? And while I'm at it, I might as well say that there's some guy in my living room, packing all of my things into black plastic bags. What is he doing, and would it be good manners of me to offer him a cup of tea? By the way, I was soooo stoned when I did all of the above!
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Isn't this a part of Manhunt 2?
 
aku:jiki said:
Duhurrrr, GAF, help! I found something in my house. My mom called it a "door knob." How does it work?
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She was obviously referring to her left nipple. Too bad you were too stoned to join the fun!
 
aku:jiki said:
:lol

Duhurrrr, GAF, help! I found something in my house. My mom called it a "door knob." How does it work? Also, when trying to figure out said "knob," I accidently slit my throat from ear to ear with a chainsaw. I'm losing blood pretty fast. Should I make an appointment with the doctor? And another thing...this girl is currently grinding her private parts up and down my thighs, begging me to engage in sexual intercourse with her. How to proceed? And while I'm at it, I might as well say that there's some guy in my living room, packing all of my things into black plastic bags. What is he doing, and would it be good manners of me to offer him a cup of tea? By the way, I was soooo stoned when I did all of the above!
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:lol
 
Kung Fu Jedi said:
These "discerning people of taste" are invited to go somewhere else to talk about non-game related stuff.

You won't be missed.
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Look, it's not MY fault that gaming side is basically the equivalent of retards vs. monkeys in a shit flinging contest. If you people choose to associate yourself with that, be prepared to have me point it out!

Also, jinx is a gentleman and a scholar.

Further also, as I'm not doing any freelance this week I'm prepared to reinstate my guerrilla campaign of extreme trolling excellence on the gaming side. It's been a couple years, but I know the skills are still there.
 
aku:jiki said:
:lol

Duhurrrr, GAF, help! I found something in my house. My mom called it a "door knob." How does it work? Also, when trying to figure out said "knob," I accidently slit my throat from ear to ear with a chainsaw. I'm losing blood pretty fast. Should I make an appointment with the doctor? And another thing...this girl is currently grinding her private parts up and down my thighs, begging me to engage in sexual intercourse with her. How to proceed? And while I'm at it, I might as well say that there's some guy in my living room, packing all of my things into black plastic bags. What is he doing, and would it be good manners of me to offer him a cup of tea? By the way, I was soooo stoned when I did all of the above!
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*sigh* Some people just don't understand humor or the basic plight of humanity. You'd know that if you had a soul robot! Hey how does my avatar look it's 1080p lollo but it's scaled internally durr... PS3 has teh killzone, zomg reggie just blew his nose ROFLLO!!!!!!11! 1 11!
 
damnit offtopic....come back to me........WHHHYYY?!?!?!
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Petrarca said:
Can we at least move the hot chick thread here?


E3 threads and hot chick thread are perfect combination
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It's not like we'd have any booth babes to add to it anyway.
 
Laramie said:
*sigh* Some people just don't understand humor or the basic plight of humanity. You'd know that if you had a soul robot! Hey how does my avatar look it's 1080p lollo but it's scaled internally durr... PS3 has teh killzone, zomg reggie just blew his nose ROFLLO!!!!!!11! 1 11!
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Hey, did you hear how Disney moved a few dolls around in one of the rides at Disney World? That clearly warrants a thread with 500 pictures and four pages of discussion about how Disney has now ruined people's lives! If only the OT was around! :(
 
aku:jiki said:
:lol

Duhurrrr, GAF, help! I found something in my house. My mom called it a "door knob." How does it work? Also, when trying to figure out said "knob," I accidently slit my throat from ear to ear with a chainsaw. I'm losing blood pretty fast. Should I make an appointment with the doctor? And another thing...this girl is currently grinding her private parts up and down my thighs, begging me to engage in sexual intercourse with her. How to proceed? And while I'm at it, I might as well say that there's some guy in my living room, packing all of my things into black plastic bags. What is he doing, and would it be good manners of me to offer him a cup of tea? By the way, I was soooo stoned when I did all of the above!
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:lol

I've been in this situation before - if you're after sex advice I'm your man because I have a girlfriend and we have sex (sometimes we do A2M as well but I don't kiss her after that). Blowjobs are OK, but overrated IMO.
 
Triumph said:
Then you factor in the Mets fans, and it drops back down to a Gumpian 80 or so.
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What would you know about IQ? Shouldn't you be hanging with your good friend Jack Daniels by now?

Just be happy the Mets will win Homefield this year for the NL. Not like the Braves will use it where they're headed.
 
Bildi said:
Blowjobs are OK, but overrated IMO.
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Dude, your dick is broken! You're nothing but an empty shell of a man! Blowjobs overrated, oh man! :lol :lol :lol

Please, please, please let my macho bravado disguise the fact that I've never received any sort of sexual gratification from anything -- even our cat turned me down!
 
aku:jiki said:
Hey, did you hear how Disney moved a few dolls around in one of the rides at Disney World? That clearly warrants a thread with 500 pictures and four pages of discussion about how Disney has now ruined people's lives! If only the OT was around! :(
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Um are you even aware that there's a wanton wrecking ball wreaking havoc in PA right now? Try posting that in the gaming forum.
 
Alucard said:
I would pay up to $150 to see that. Although the New Years Eve date would kind of suck. Why would I want to spend it in BUFFALO?
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:(

Wait, I'm assuming you're from Pittsburgh. I'd say that's on par or an upgrade ;)

I'll be in town that week, so I will definitely be there. If they are going to open up all 75,000 seats(not including new football field seats), I'd be surprised if they charged that much.
 
Triumph said:
Look, it's not MY fault that gaming side is basically the equivalent of retards vs. monkeys in a shit flinging contest. If you people choose to associate yourself with that, be prepared to have me point it out!

Also, jinx is a gentleman and a scholar.

Further also, as I'm not doing any freelance this week I'm prepared to reinstate my guerrilla campaign of extreme trolling excellence on the gaming side. It's been a couple years, but I know the skills are still there.
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As someone who frequents both forums, as I said earlier, there is plenty of idiocy to go around.

On the Gaming Forum you have idiots who have to defend the maker of their favorite system even as they drive said system and their company into the ground. You'll sweat over all the minutiae of which games are going to be exclusive for your system of choice, and when one of your favorites goes multi-platform, you pout, and swear that you'll never by a game from that company again. You'll endless debate the merits of the Dreamcast vs. the PS2, and you'll examine every screenshot so you can declare "Bad Art" or "Downgrade Total" while you lament the fact that there is too much bloom lighting or that game uses AA but at the expense of frame rate.

Meanwhile, over in the OT we gets a whole different breed of idiot. There are the ones who can't make a single move in their life without letting GAF know, like swallowing a peach pit, or worrying about the new 60 year old guy who has moved into your apartment. Then there are the sad ones who can't get a date or obsess over whether or not the girl down at the bank likes them because she smiled when she asked them if she could "Help them" that day. Of course, there is the occasional intelligent discourse, often in the political threads, but a couple pages in it degenerates into a "Bush sucks" fest, with GAF's Neo-Cons bring up Clinton getting a blowjob while in office. Of course, someone will than point out that blowjobs are overrated though.

Ahhhh...GAF. We're a diverse group of idiots. You can say that much about us.
 
Man I remember a time when GAF didn't even have an OT forum, it was all one space. So stfu and wait it out.
 
AlphaSnake said:
Man I remember a time when GAF didn't even have an OT forum, it was all one space. So stfu and wait it out.
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Oh grandpa, you lovable coot! Now let's get you back to the home before you wet yourself.
 
Fei said:
:(

Wait, I'm assuming you're from Pittsburgh. I'd say that's on par or an upgrade ;)

I'll be in town that week, so I will definitely be there. If they are going to open up all 75,000 seats(not including new football field seats), I'd be surprised if they charged that much.
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I'm actually from Southern Ontario. I've been to Buffalo once and that was all I needed. :p I'm sure it's a lovely city depending on where you go though.
 
Kung Fu Jedi said:
As someone who frequents both forums, as I said earlier, there is plenty of idiocy to go around.

On the Gaming Forum you have idiots who have to defend the maker of their favorite system even as they drive said system and their company into the ground. You'll sweat over all the minutiae of which games are going to be exclusive for your system of choice, and when one of your favorites goes multi-platform, you pout, and swear that you'll never by a game from that company again. You'll endless debate the merits of the Dreamcast vs. the PS2, and you'll examine every screenshot so you can declare "Bad Art" or "Downgrade Total" while you lament the fact that there is too much bloom lighting or that game uses AA but at the expense of frame rate.

Meanwhile, over in the OT we gets a whole different breed of idiot. There are the ones who can't make a single move in their life without letting GAF know, like swallowing a peach pit, or worrying about the new 60 year old guy who has moved into your apartment. Then there are the sad ones who can't get a date or obsess over whether or not the girl down at the bank likes them because she smiled when she asked them if she could "Help them" that day. Of course, there is the occasional intelligent discourse, often in the political threads, but a couple pages in it degenerates into a "Bush sucks" fest, with GAF's Neo-Cons bring up Clinton getting a blowjob while in office. Of course, someone will than point out that blowjobs are overrated though.

Ahhhh...GAF. We're a diverse group of idiots. You can say that much about us.
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I HAVE A DATE THIS WEEK! :D
 
I've learned to post minimally on the gaming side since I made a pretty obvious joke that a mod interpreted as a troll attempt in a PS3 thread that and received a month long ban. Luckily, everyone else in the thread realized it was a joke and called for it to be revoked.

But yeah, the gaming side is something else. You guys ban people like no other... oO;
 
So what's the verdict: MS/Killzone press conferences or Harry Potter?

I myself will be choosing the third option of going to bed at 11 to wake up for work tomorrow :(.
 
Meanwhile, over in the OT we gets a whole different breed of idiot. There are the ones who can't make a single move in their life without letting GAF know, like swallowing a peach pit, or worrying about the new 60 year old guy who has moved into your apartment. Then there are the sad ones who can't get a date or obsess over whether or not the girl down at the bank likes them because she smiled when she asked them if she could "Help them" that day. Of course, there is the occasional intelligent discourse, often in the political threads, but a couple pages in it degenerates into a "Bush sucks" fest, with GAF's Neo-Cons bring up Clinton getting a blowjob while in office. Of course, someone will than point out that blowjobs are overrated though.
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Yeah the OT has its share of blowjobs, melodrama, and hopeless lovers but it also has a sentimental side to it! I mean, What's going to happen to that kitten some guy found in his garage!!
 
Kung Fu Jedi said:
These "discerning people of taste" are invited to go somewhere else to talk about non-game related stuff.

You won't be missed.
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KilledByBill said:
Yeah the OT has its share of blowjobs, melodrama, and hopeless lovers but it also has a sentimental side to it! I mean, What's going to happen to that kitten some guy found in his garage!!
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Hey what happened to the guy that thought he had ebola and went to the hospital?
 
I thought the idea of closing OT was to let us talk E3 stuff and ease the load on the server.

As it turns out, they all seem to have setup camp in this thread.
 
Technically, wouldn't sports conversations be logically proper for the "Gaming Forum"?

I mean, if you HAD to have them.
 
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