• Hey Guest. Check out your NeoGAF Wrapped 2025 results here!

What the hell is going on with porn these days?

Status
Not open for further replies.
Kinitari said:
The biggest tip I can give you is - don't ever think about it ever again. Your head is your worst enemy here. If you get into bed with your girl thinking "gee, I hope my dick doesn't x" - your dick will x twice.

Second tip - cut porn and masturbation for like a week as well. You'll have no problems getting hard in any position, then your mind will finally shut up about non doggy positions.
Click to expand...

Thank you sir. Although, no masturbation for a week seems terribly difficult as I'm away from the girlfriend for 10 days. MY LUCK, but probably worth it like you said (did a while back GAF had a no masturbation contest?)
 
Redux said:
Thank you sir. Although, no masturbation for a week seems terribly difficult as I'm away from the girlfriend for 10 days. MY LUCK, but probably worth it like you said (did a while back GAF had a no masturbation contest?)
Click to expand...

It's like an itch. Masturbation is one of the easier routines to kick.
 
Porn is fine guys see

iWx4G.gif
 
The wild stuff has to be planned and deliberately performed. Its nature and presentation forces me to remember that it's staged. That's a big enough turn-off by itself, but when you add the repulsiveness of raw gaping assholes and glasses full of cum (to touch on the mildest end of the spectrum), I'm more likely to feel nauseous than anything else.

The best porn has actors who are obviously super into each other, and who don't wind up in the middle of some improbable activity after a scene change. I doubt I'll ever see the appeal of saggy skinned pock faced brutes ramming fake blonds so their silicone tits jiggle in time with their theatrical screeching. I don't know if I'm doing the internet wrong or if most straight porn is actually awful, but Fiction is right that gay porn seems more romantic in general. Or at least less savage and visibly artificial.

Delio said:
Porn is fine guys see

iWx4G.gif
Click to expand...
My reaction verbatim: "Oh noooooooo. Why would you—why...why would you do that?"
 
Monocle said:
The wild stuff has to be planned and deliberately performed. Its nature and presentation forces me to remember that it's staged. That's a big enough turn-off by itself, but when you add the repulsiveness of raw gaping assholes and glasses full of cum (to touch on the mildest end of the spectrum), I'm more likely to feel nauseous than anything else.

The best porn has actors who are obviously super into each other, and who don't wind up in the middle of some improbable activity after a scene change. I doubt I'll ever see the appeal of saggy skinned pock faced brutes ramming fake blonds so their silicone tits jiggle in time with their theatrical screeching. I don't know if I'm doing the internet wrong or if most straight porn is actually awful, but Fiction is right that gay porn seems more romantic in general. Or at least less savage and visibly artificial.
Click to expand...

You know there is a huge growing section of "romantic" porn? I know this because I was on the hunt for it not too long ago.
 
I can't watch porn with fake breasts and mountains of makeup.

Its just so.

Fake.

I may be alone here, but small-medium sized breasts are where its at. Get this breast implant stuff out of here.
 
Add me to the x-art fan club. I'd rather their blend of softporn with super hot honeys over skanks getting triple penned any day.
 
Gray Man said:
I can't watch porn with fake breasts and mountains of makeup.

Its just so.

Fake.

I may be alone here, but small-medium sized breasts are where its at. Get this breast implant stuff out of here.
Click to expand...

I'm with you on this, Add piercings to that list, I don't care, any kinda piercings (except ears of course). I hate tounge piercings, nipple and don't even talk about clit piercings wtf! No better way to tell the world that you do DP gangbangs for a bargain than buncha little metal studs on your clit.
 
The Anti-Monitor said:
Fucking is fun, X-Art is like slow-mo and they barely put any effort at all.

I know, there are exceptions.
Click to expand...

I prefer the classy slo-mo over some tattooed gorilla speed-plowing some tattooed chicks heads into the crack between the couch.

Different strokes I guess (PUN INTENDED) ...
 
Devolution said:
You know there is a huge growing section of "romantic" porn? I know this because I was on the hunt for it not too long ago.
Click to expand...

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Romantic lesbian porn is the best porn. It's sexy and sweet. It might not be manly to admit that, but I like it when women are totally naked and romantic with each other.
 
Ganhyun said:
So, my girlfriend and I ordered some stuff a while back. We were sent a free DVD with the order since our order totaled over a set amount. We threw the DVD away because we were both utterly disgusted with it. The girls were "clucking" like chickens at the camera. WTF is that shit?
Click to expand...

LOL Spring Chickens! its hilarious!.

Speaking of weird animals - im also partial to Dancing Bear, until i found out that most of the girls getting involved are actual porn stars and not just civilians :(
 
Fuck this thread is getting locked isn't it =/

Also SillyEskimo *brofist*

I could read that forever, I was fascinated reading all of that
More Please

I need build-up, a little foreplay, then go into the act of having sex

I can't stand it when a girl just 1 minute ago is acting nonchalant, then a minute later is full blown munching/sucking mode
Like the fuck happened with-in that one minute?

Some of the Shemale movies are adding nice set-up to their clips/scenes
I'm getting a little tired of the Shemale + Female, OMG! you have a penis! set-up
The occasional hey watcha doing?, I'm new here, I have a special surprise most girls like, is amazing stuff
Most Shem + Shem are just straight to the "casting couch" or "holding hands", pisses me the fuck off, I just don't watch
Brazil dominates like no tomorrow in that field, some of the Italian videos are really well made, so are the ladies in them
American style is literally bringing up the rear in that department
 
I only watch the amateur stuff these days. It's way more exciting knowing that these are real people that are fucking because they want to, and not because they're getting paid.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Similar threads

  • Locked
What the hell is going on with the ads here?
13
913
EviLore replied
  • Locked
What the feck is going on!? Is this A.I.
35
711
Cyberpunkd replied
WTF is going on with X (Grok)?
2
64
2K
Stitch replied
What the hell happened to nichegamer.com
14
561
Darkmakaimura replied
  • Poll
Which one of these GOATs is the greatest?
20
683
Grildon Tundy replied
Top Bottom