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[ScrabbleDude]

Send it back to them with a letter of complaint and get free bugs for life

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[ianp622]

I like the picture of the expiration date, as if being expired would have served to explain the presence of a wasp in your peas.

 

[weekend_warrior]

I like the picture of the expiration date, as if being expired would have served to explain the presence of a wasp in your peas.

I didn't get the point of that picture either.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

PEA'S!!??

BEE'S!!??

PEA'S!!

 

[Dreams-Visions]

I didn't get the point of that picture either.

just so nobody would ask if they were old or out of date.

but you're right, it wouldn't have mattered.

 

[AlexMogil]

oh no not the peas

they're in my eyes

 

[Timedog]

I work (well, i'm quitting VERY soon) for a customer care hotline. This type of shit and worse happens all the time. There's also almost a guaranteed small quantity of rat turds in your jar of peanut butter. It's better not to think about these things.

 

[Axion22]

just so nobody would ask if they were old or out of date.

but you're right, it wouldn't have mattered.

I briefly thought that's what that was and it gave me a chuckle.

 

[numble]

I work (well, i'm quitting VERY soon) for a customer care hotline. This type of shit and worse happens all the time. There's also almost a guaranteed small quantity of rat turds in your jar of peanut butter. It's better not to think about these things.

Please share your stories, Ted.

 

[Al-ibn Kermit]

Lots of bug parts and other horribleness in every thing that is processed. Enjoy.

By processed I assume you mean edible. Normally you don't even notice the insect fragments or rodent hairs in food so the only weird thing is that it's a whole bug.

sounds like the perfect reason to switch to the always superior frozen peas.

What's preventing a frozen insect from getting in there?

 

[innervision961]

I'd like to chime in here, I work at a pizza sauce/spaghetti sauce factory, and there really aren't any insects around. The occasional moth makes it into the building from the shipping bays, but I've never seen any in or around the food. I'm betting 9 times out of 10, if someone finds something in a can of something, a mouse say, it was in there from the can factory. I'm sure they don't follow the same guidelines. That may not be the case here, but I bet more often than not it is.

 

[Al-ibn Kermit]

I would guess the primary source of insects would be the farms. I think certain pesticides with half-life's of a few hours (the type they use in lice shampoos) are allowed to be used post-harvest so the bugs that ride on the tomatoes or peas from the farm might get dowsed with them in the silos or the processing plants and you end up with a bunch of insect corpses everywhere.

 

[OatmealMu]

What's preventing a frozen insect from getting in there?

The factories where frozen peas are made are too cold for bugs.

 

[Dead Man]

it's the queen pea, and all the other peas are worker peas.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqXhlwCDbLk

Perfect! :lol :lol :lol

 

[Dreams-Visions]

I would guess the primary source of insects would be the farms. I think certain pesticides with half-life's of a few hours (the type they use in lice shampoos) are allowed to be used post-harvest so the bugs that ride on the tomatoes or peas from the farm might get dowsed with them in the silos or the processing plants and you end up with a bunch of insect corpses everywhere.

makes good sense to me.

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

IIII PUT THE SCREWWW ... IN THE TUUNAAAA.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that remembered this. :lol

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

it's the queen pea, and all the other peas are worker peas.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqXhlwCDbLk

Is Stimpy Philip J. Fry?

 

[iamaustrian]

it's Del Monte.
what did you expect?

 

[Monocle]

Suck it, nerds! Score one for creationism.

my head is full of fuck

 

[Shoogoo]

OH GOD NOT THE PEAS

:lol

 

[numble]

it's Del Monte.
what did you expect?

smh, Green Giant fanboys GTFO.

 

[Feep]

Is Stimpy Philip J. Fry?

Yes. He was also Doug Funnie.

 

[Ferga]

Did OP eat the peas?

 

[InfiniteNine]

it's the queen pea, and all the other peas are worker peas.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqXhlwCDbLk

I laughed way to much at this. :lol

 

[caramac]

You are not a pea! .....you are an insect!

You won't survive in there.....

now look at the state of you!

 

[SmokyDave]

Somewhere on the other side of the world, a guy has found 2 peas in his can of wasps and created a thread in disgust.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Somewhere on the other side of the world, a guy has found 2 peas in his can of wasps and created a thread in disgust.

And a keg of beer with a severed finger.

If you happen to find one it's my friends and he wants it back.

 

[G-Fex]

I guess Del Monte doesn't deliver peas of mind.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Yes. He was also Doug Funnie.

my mind has been blown. Nickelodeon Disney i assume and not Disney Doug funnie.

 

[B1gg_Randall]

Tell Del Monte to cut the check...:lol But really I would go crazy If I saw that in my food..Eww

 

[davepoobond]

dammit i have that exact brand of peas in my pantry right now.

now all im gonna think about it is how its just a can of dead wasps.

 

[esquire]

I work (well, i'm quitting VERY soon) for a customer care hotline. This type of shit and worse happens all the time. There's also almost a guaranteed small quantity of rat turds in your jar of peanut butter. It's better not to think about these things.

What doesn't kill me can only make me stronger!

I guess Del Monte doesn't deliver peace of mind.

Fixed that for ya buddy.

 

[MMaRsu]

Goddamn I would freak if I found that shit in my food :\

 

[MrDenny]

My mom found a rat in a new 50lb bag of white rice before.
It was nasty so we just tossed it out, what a waste of rice.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Bees?

 

[MMaRsu]

Bees?

PEAS!

Beads?

BEES!

 

[Jill Sandwich]

I was baking one time, cracked an egg, and disgusting sulphurous juice sprayed all over me. I looked down to see something like this:

but more gelatinous.

 

[MMaRsu]

I was baking one time, cracked an egg, and disgusting sulphurous juice sprayed all over me. I looked down to see something like this:

but more gelatinous.

Jeeeeeeeeeesuss fucking christ

I'm outta here

 

[Garcia]

Looks like extra protein

It's all natural, I'm sure.

:lol

Send it back to them with a letter of complaint and get free peas for life

THIS. And keep us informed .

 

[J Tourettes]

I was baking one time, cracked an egg, and disgusting sulphurous juice sprayed all over me. I looked down to see something like this:

but more gelatinous.

Balut? they love that in Asia.

 

[criesofthepast]

My brother found small pieces of glass in not one but two cans of tuna before. He got a lot of free tuna out of it. Moron should have sued. He was very close to eating the glass before noticing it. A bug probably isn't worthy of a lawsuit, but GLASS?!?! I think so.

 

[derFeef]

Cousin once had a RAT TOOTH in a chicken burger from Mc Donalds. He bit on it, got hurt, then they examined it and found out what it is. Yummy!

 

[nubbe]

Why the hell would anyone eat peas out of free will?
It is un-american

 

[Thunder Monkey]

We eat a lot of crap.

Industrialization at its finest!

 

[big_z]

-a friend found a live maggot in kfc chicken. never ate kfc again.
-my dad found a piece of metal blade in some ground beef. the piece was the size of the bottom of a pop can. how the fuck that passes inspection blows my mind.
-some guy on gaf had tea bags filled with living bugs.
-last month i had a can of brown beans that i opened to a horrible smell. the can was filled with white slime and a couple beans. i havent eaten brown beans since. fuck that shit.



now if i ate canned beans and found a family of wasps in it i would complain. bits of bugs is one thing but large fully intact bugs should never make it into the can.

MACARONI AND NOODLE PRODUCTS

Insect filth: Average of 225 insect fragments or more per 225 grams in 6 or more subsamples

Rodent filth: Average of 4.5 rodent hairs or more per 225 grams in 6 or more subsamples

why is this so high compared to everything else?

 

[Rei_Toei]

I once discovered a maggot in my french fries. It had been deep-fried with the fries apparantly, but it was still recognizable. But damn, I don't think I'd ever eat eggs again if I'd get what's in that picture. Urghhhh

 

[ajim]

 

[A Human Becoming]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/OnkelC/da3e47a8.png[IMG]
it's the queen pea, and all the other peas are worker peas.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqXhlwCDbLk[/url][/QUOTE]
:lol Thanks for reminding me of Ren & Stimpy this morning.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Protein!

 

[CrankyJay]

Haha, you're eating black flyed peas.