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What the hell...visits in the middle of the night

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Steriletom said:
You sound like the people I sometimes go over and talk to because noone else will, only to abort five minutes into our conversation because I realize that perhaps everyone else has the right idea to begin with.
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:lol
 
Oh my god. Phoenix, you're never getting laid because you don't deserve to. This isn't the ****ing middle ages, you don't have to go to bed early to work the farm at 5am, so I really don't understand why someone coming around at 12, especially at a university, is such a weird thing.
And you don't party? What? And who even says that in a conversation? Enjoy your time at university before it's gone or you'll live to regret it.
 
when are we going to see how pd looks like?

i remember a thread about it during the summer but he got banned.

pd post a pic of yourself.
 
TJ: So I don't know if you party or anything, but if you want to go out one night...
Phoenix: What?
TJ: Well, just go out and party, if you're into that
Phoenix: Um...I don't party. I uh...yeah no I don't party
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Good work nerd.
 
If you don't wanna party, say you don't wanna party or that you're not up to it right now - not "I don't party". Else, you're just ruining it for yourself if you suddenly got the URGE.
 
Come on, the truth is your Mom has talked to some of her relatives said her son has gone to university but he's a geek that listens to Pokemon music and doesn't go out partying. Another relative has suggested getting your cousin to go round and see if she can get you to go out and get your cherry popped.


Fission Mailed :(
 
.. so has anyone confirmed that phoenix dark actually exists in real life? What happened to that whole meet-up to take pictures thing?
 
pjberri said:
Then I'm going to assume you're an unsociable person, like anyone else who hears that drivel.
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How does not partying make one anti-social? Many people just are turned off by the party style, and it's not suprising my some people on GAF (of all places) would be.
 
PhoenixDark said:
How does not partying make one anti-social? Many people just are turned off by the party style, and it's not suprising my some people on GAF (of all places) would be.
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I only went to a handful parties (like 5 or 6 maybe) when I was in college, so it isn't a big deal.

Hanging out with a few friends was always better than parties. I'd take bullshitting with some people while watching tv or playing poker over a party any day of the week. My favorite times in college were sitting around playing poker until the wee hours of the morning, then grabbing breakfast down in the cafeteria.
 
PhoenixDark said:
How does not partying make one anti-social? Many people just are turned off by the party style, and it's not suprising my some people on GAF (of all places) would be.
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Maybe parties are different here (unlikely) but I spend my time at parties talking to or dancing with my friends, and perhaps making new ones, among other endeavours. Perhaps you should try going to some held by people you think you may like, and perhaps knock back a few drinks. Can't hurt. Might even get you laid.
 
Go to your cousins job and apologize to her, tell her you were a little tired and don't want to come off like a jerk. Also tell her that you would love to hang out with her. She is your greatest weapon on campus...she can find you a nice girl or a loose one or even better both.
 
sooperkool said:
Go to your cousins job and apologize to her, tell her you were a little tired and don't want to come off like a jerk. Also tell her that you would love to hang out with her. She is your greatest weapon on campus...she can find you a nice girl or a loose one or even better both.
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Shit, that's an excellent idea. I'm not a smooth man, but I can pull that off.
 
PhoenixDark said:
while browsing Bangbros.com.
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Well, I guess you never really think in the middle of spanking it a chick would show up. (even though you are wishing some chick would show up and slob the knob). :lol
 
I said Wow.

I don't live on campus and thus have to drive 45 minutes to and from the University. Also I work everynight so I don't get to hang out and go to parties on campus.

And you're sitting around bitching about Princess Mononoke OSTs and not wanting to **** your "cousin"? Go to hell!

I think this is fake. IIRC PD mentioned something about being gay...right?
 
A friendly cousin on campus at your school that works nearby? At the eatery no less? And you have your own place too?

Shit, if she's a social person you could work together on having get-togethers all the time, on your own terms instead of the parties that you feel awkward at! If anything, she might be able to get you to open up a little more and work on eliminating the bangbros.com for you.

Alternatively, the two of you could open up bangcousins.com.
 
Easy answer to the OP: If its past the cutoff hour, don't let her in.

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travisbickle said:
Come on, the truth is your Mom has talked to some of her relatives said her son has gone to university but he's a geek that listens to Pokemon music and doesn't go out partying. Another relative has suggested getting your cousin to go round and see if she can get you to go out and get your cherry popped.


Fission Mailed :(
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Sounds reasonable. His mom wants him to get his dick wet.
By any means necessary.
 
PhoenixDark said:
I just don't like that lifestyle. I don't drink, I don't dance, etc. I wouldn't say I'm the most social person in the world, but it's not like I'm a total prude. My lack of confidence certainly doesn't help either.

Despite being smiled at by chicks on campus, I still find myself looking away and shit. Oy
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You're black, you don't dance, drink or party. What do you do for fun outside of games.
 
PhoenixDark said:
I can hold conversations perfectly, when I have something to talk about. So that's not a problem for me. I was just taken off guard here.
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You kept staring at the door as if you wanted her to leave while she was trying to engage you in a conversation...

For someone who has mentioned previously that you have not really made any friends or contacts at university yet, you sure have a funny way of taking advantage of opportunities for building on your network of friends and acquaintances.
 
sooperkool said:
Go to your cousins job and apologize to her, tell her you were a little tired and don't want to come off like a jerk. Also tell her that you would love to hang out with her. She is your greatest weapon on campus...she can find you a nice girl or a loose one or even better both.
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Seriously, listen to this man.
 
She's not your cousin man. After you bang her, she'll be like "I'm not really your cousin, I htought you're just into that kind of stuff".
 
you can't live on campus and be shocked about a late night visitor. I wasn't big on college life, but it's a lifestyle that you'll never experience again. You might not enjoy it all that much but at least make the most of it.
 
PepsimanVsJoe said:
]I think this is fake. IIRC PD mentioned something about being gay...right?
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He's not gay, he just doesn't have sex with women. He's had celibacy thrust upon him. With this sort of behavior, it's not difficult to see why.
 
zesty said:
He's not gay, he just doesn't have sex with women. He's had celibacy thrust upon him. With this sort of behavior, it's not difficult to see why.
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He has been cursed by the Tatarigami. He's come to college to watch, with no hatred in his soul. Sex is out of the question.
 
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