My god, I leave for an hour to go get a delicious Bigfoot Pizza and THIS happens? I was
even going to try and get odds on this happening! Alas, you live and learn. I would like
to assure people that I'm not Bill Trinnen, or Reggie, or a Nintendo employee at all! I was
really hoping, truth be told, that when I saw my quite frankly insane prediction was true, for
one or two messages to have come through, asking if I was from the future / soothsayer /
insider / offering me an editorial position at Polygon. Probably for the best they didn't, I
don't want to push my luck! Although I am considering buying a Euromillions ticket...
Personally, I feel like anything I post from now on isn't going to live up to this, I think I'm
really going to have to up my game. I was considering, for a while, pretending to be an
insider. But I think we can all agree that, however fun the lies would be, having bisoptl's
massive banhammer wedged where the sun doesn't shine probably isn't worth the hassle.
Even still, fun while it lasted! I shall read through the thread and reply to folks soon
For reference - Mount Wario and Big Blue are literally the two worst possible tracks for a Mario Kart 8 time challenge, since they are affected by a timer glitch and the final result will always end up with the same set of digits, causing a ridiculous amount of ties on the leaderboards.
My god, I leave for an hour to go get a delicious Bigfoot™ Pizza and THIS happens? I was
even going to try and get odds on this happening! Alas, you live and learn. I would like
to assure people that I'm not Bill Trinnen, or Reggie, or a Nintendo employee at all! I was
really hoping, truth be told, that when I saw my quite frankly insane prediction was true, for
one or two messages to have come through, asking if I was from the future / soothsayer /
insider / offering me an editorial position at Polygon. Probably for the best they didn't, I
don't want to push my luck! Although I am considering buying a Euromillions ticket...
Personally, I feel like anything I post from now on isn't going to live up to this, I think I'm
really going to have to up my game. I was considering, for a while, pretending to be an
insider. But I think we can all agree that, however fun the lies would be, having bisoptl's
massive banhammer wedged where the sun doesn't shine probably isn't worth the hassle.
Even still, fun while it lasted! I shall read through the thread and reply to folks soon
My god, I leave for an hour to go get a delicious Bigfoot Pizza and THIS happens? I was
even going to try and get odds on this happening! Alas, you live and learn. I would like
to assure people that I'm not Bill Trinnen, or Reggie, or a Nintendo employee at all! I was
really hoping, truth be told, that when I saw my quite frankly insane prediction was true, for
one or two messages to have come through, asking if I was from the future / soothsayer /
insider / offering me an editorial position at Polygon. Probably for the best they didn't, I
don't want to push my luck! Although I am considering buying a Euromillions ticket...
Personally, I feel like anything I post from now on isn't going to live up to this, I think I'm
really going to have to up my game. I was considering, for a while, pretending to be an
insider. But I think we can all agree that, however fun the lies would be, having bisoptl's
massive banhammer wedged where the sun doesn't shine probably isn't worth the hassle.
Even still, fun while it lasted! I shall read through the thread and reply to folks soon
Omfg that would be fucking incredible!!!
Oh boy, my heart is going places atm.
Let's hope it's not a troll
It is a joke, by the way, as I've said numerous times, I'm not an insider
If this NWC and Universal-Nintendo deal are completely unrelated and happened so close to each other it has to be the biggest videogame coincidence of the year.
Well, I trust him
This is almost exactly what I was thinking.
For reference - Mount Wario and Big Blue are literally the two worst possible tracks for a Mario Kart 8 time challenge, since they are affected by a timer glitch and the final result will always end up with the same set of digits, causing a ridiculous amount of ties on the leaderboards.
For reference - Mount Wario and Big Blue are literally the two worst possible tracks for a Mario Kart 8 time challenge, since they are affected by a timer glitch and the final result will always end up with the same set of digits, causing a ridiculous amount of ties on the leaderboards.
