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What's an unbelievable fact about yourself?

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Zukuu said:
I nearly died 3 times.

- Fell down into a badly covered gully head first a good 2 meter or so and hit my head on a metal step. Have a scar on the back of my head ever since, but only discovered it when I got a buzzcut a good 10 years later or so. Wasn't treated or anything, so I didn't even noticed that I was hurt. Only had severe headaches that day.
- I drowned when I was 4. Slipped through the swimming help when I threw my arms up. Was saved by my brother at the last second (Jumped back into the pool right afterwards).
- Got electrocuted by my PSX. Would be dead if my friend didn't pull the plug at some point. Was unconscious and had to be rushed to the hospital where I spent three days. Also had 3rd degree burns which had to be cut out.
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Shanks D Zoro said:
I am a time traveller who has come here to tell you that today won't end well for one of you on GAF
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I am a "sexual therapist" for many of my friends even though I have extremely little sexual experience (pretty much fucked just one time). People opened up to me about their problems in bed while talking about other stuff and I offered my advice and then they tell me that it worked wonders and after that I became the go to guy to ask sex stuff. These guys have literally tens of times, hundreds of times more experience than me yet they come to me for sex advice and it works. I think it's hilarious.
 
When my brother died, his body was marked at a very specific location. My culture will do this to identify the person's next incarnation.

After his death I was born. On the exact location they marked him before burial, I had a prominent birthmark.

Also I had relative who died from cancer tell me in a dream, that if you drink this you won't get cancer. He showed me a pitcher of water with lots of lemon wedgies. After this dream, I did research. And found lemons fight cancer in multiple ways.

Over 10 years ago, I heard in a dream, if you do good you won't have to transmigrate. After the dream, I got a dictionairy and found this word "transmigrate" means to reincarnate.

So basically in this life, we need to make it a priority to love, be kind, and help others, in order to end our birth cycles, and to live eternally in a heavenly like realm.

Why is this? Imagine if people with their own freewill still choose to be selfish and cruel to others? Would this place be "heavenly"? No? So we have to go through a training ground (Earth) to prove we can primarily with our own freewill choose to be loving, kind, and helpful to others, and even animals to a degree.

So why do you want to go to heaven, or what will it be like? From my research of NDEs, it's not going to be boring where we're playing harps endlessly on clouds, but will be more like the ending of Never Ending Story, where the boy gets unlimited wishes, and any and all dreams come true.
 
Rogue from The Cruxshadows told me I'd never work with Apoptygma Bezerk.
He was pissed at us because the show was small and I didn't have platforms for his dancers(something his tour manager knew and approved months in advance).
One year later I was putting on a concert with Apoptygma Bezerk, Dismantled and The Anix.

That's the best I've got, although only industrial/goth GAF will understand or care about this. And it's not really special.
 
Agnostic said:
I had impacted wisdom teeth and had all 4 removed the same day. The ortho thought I was a little nuts to stay awake for the procedure and I didn't take any of the painkillers either. The pain was so horrible before getting them removed that the pain of getting them ripped out was pleasurable. I believe you.
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I was put under for mine being removed.

frankie_baby said:
single most unbelievable post on here, either that or you are a complete nutjob
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Probably the latter. But also I have high pain threshold/tolerance. Additonally when I suffer an injury I will purposefully prod at it, pushing myself to a limit in order to 'reduce' the impact of the pain when it's at rest.

Septimus Prime said:
Did the blood from your mouth make the steak taste extra rare and juicy
and delicious
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The steak wasn't great because the person who made it has a habit of overcooking it. I don't actually remember there being too much blood.
 
- I was the Number 1 tennis player in the Pacific Northwest when I was 12
- I pointed a
nerf
gun at Phil Knight in my underwear
- I did a script rewrite for Fred Durst
- Never been to Olive Garden
 
One random story that still weird me out to this day.

So it's the morning of the Xbox One reveal and I'm sleeping, dreaming of the event because I was really excited. My wife wakes me up and as I sit up I look at her and say half awake "Xbox One". She looks at me and asks why I said that and I told her that as I was waking up MS had said in my dream it was called Xbox One. We laugh at my sleepy talking brush it off and I go sit on the couch ready for the event. A few hours later MS goes on stage and announces the Xbox One.

To this day freaks me out a bit.
 
I had the chance to steal the proto-Wii at the "revolution" announcement. It was at nintendos E3 pre conference.. After the show, a few of us were hanging out on the stage next to the unguarded unit. The Wii-more hadn't been unveiled, so it was just the "revolution" case.

Also, at that same show, I had to duct tape Miyamotos wireless mic transmitter to keep the battery door shut seconds before he went out. Wasn't my responsibility but I just happened to have the tape. Got to stick it back on him as well.
 
My name is Marco Polo.

I had to take a pic of my ID once to prove to some random in the internet I was saying the truth :(

Also I wasn't born in 1990 but that's not really unbelievable lol
 
My blood mutation that causes my blood to clot constantly unless heavily medicated and has almost killed me multiple times, actually saved my life before I was diagnosed when I got in a car accident and should have bled to death.
 
I once had sex with a 6'2 UN diplomat & Model. I'm 5'6 and nothing to write home about, like, at all, but somehow scored that in 2 nights. So yay, I guess?
 
I heard the soundtrack to Tron: Legacy play while the fluffer was having sex with the porn star.
 
I have seen approximately 2500 movies

don't drink

played RTCW for 5000 hours

until one month ago I had three sebaceous cysts on my head, each the size of a nut. Fiance actually liked those but personally I had had enough and removed all three in one sitting, feels good to be able to comb your hair again

family's connected to Charles Dickens
 
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