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[Elitist1945]

My dick is bigger than the gaf average of 8.5 inches

The GAF average is 10+. Nice try.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

 

[Christine]

My father's father's father's father is buried sitting upright in his regalia, to tend to and pray for the souls of the dead until judgment comes.

 

[Dice//]

I've avoided raising my eyebrows for over 10 years to avoid wrinkles on my forehead.

...It's worked pretty well.

 

[besada]

I've had my nose broken three times, but you can only tell if you feel the bridge of my nose, because my mom's a nurse, who set each break within fifteen minutes. Otherwise I'd have a boxer's pug nose.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

I've had my nose broken three times, but you can only tell if you feel the bridge of my nose, because my mom's a nurse, who set each break within fifteen minutes. Otherwise I'd have a boxer's pug nose.

Fights or accidents?

 

[Azzanadra]

I am a King.

 

[Makonero]

I am one of very few people I've met who has a rigidly straight thumb. Everyone else has a little curve or hitchhiker's thumb but not me.

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

I am a King.

King of suede?

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

I am one of very few people I've met who has a rigidly straight thumb. Everyone else has a little curve or hitchhiker's thumb but not me.

That's because it's your big toe that was transplanted before you could remember.

 

[besada]

Fights or accidents?

Mix. At six I opened the car door while moving and fell out on my face. You can still see the scars on my upper lip, when I'm not wearing a mustache.

When I was 9, my brother broke my nose in a fight in the neighbor's yard.

When I was 13, a guy at school slammed a solid wooden door in my face as I was leaving. Broke my glasses and my nose.

 

[Friggz]

i spent half of my life practicing and training under different forms of self defense.

Muay Thai
Jiu-Jitsu
Taekwondo
Karate

and have even military style close quarter combat training.

I stopped several years ago once i got married and had kids because the time commitment was too much.

 

[Fat4all]

im donald trump

 

[Pharaun]

I broke my arm when I was 10 and didn't find out until I was 17.

Spoiler

It was a small fracture and not a full break, but it does show up on x-rays.

 

[Aselith]

i spent half of my life practicing and training under different forms of self defense.

Muay Thai
Jiu-Jitsu
Taekwondo
Karate

and have even military style close quarter combat training.

I stopped several years ago once i got married and had kids because the time commitment was too much.

I could beat you up though.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

im donald trump

This is probably the real one on here.

 

[Friggz]

I could beat you up though.

in the 5 years since i quit, i got married and now have 3 kids. 60 pounds ago =) lol

 

[Griffe316]

Had both hips replaced when I was 29

 

[Fat4all]

This is probably the real one on here.

 

[Ashes]

I prefer anonymity. I've nothing to hide as such, nor am I insular, I just never liked the idea that somebody can google an entire life on the web. And by extension make money off this gross invasion of privacy.

 

[Spenny]

I had dental work done without novocane because I didn't have time to sit and wait for it kick in.

 

[Tragicomedy]

i spent half of my life practicing and training under different forms of self defense.

Muay Thai
Jiu-Jitsu
Taekwondo
Karate

and have even military style close quarter combat training.

I stopped several years ago once i got married and had kids because the time commitment was too much.

Fight me IRL.

 

[Rewind]

I have double jointed shoulders.

 

[Professor Renegade]

Seen pics, I don't believe you.gif

I can confirm that he's telling the truth.

 

[AlteredBeast]

I can whistle seven different types of ways.

Interestingly enough, i don't consider myself a particularly good whistler.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Considering all the threads made in your honor Mr. Trump, I believe it. Are you ready for the debates?

 

[Kittygirl]

I'm religious, but love M/M fiction and Audible books.

 

[TAJ]

I had dental work done without novocane because I didn't have time to sit and wait for it kick in.

I got fillings without it just because I didn't want a numb mouth. The taste was far worse than the pain, which was not bad at all.

 

[PanicFreak]

I broke my skull skiing.

Also my penis is bigger than the gaf average of 11 inches

 

[Matty77]

im donald trump

Wow...your avatar is both hypnotic and disturbing.

 

[Fat4all]

Considering all the threads made in your honor Mr. Trump, I believe it. Are you ready for the debates?

I love debates. I can debate all day. During the primaries, boom, won each of those debate. Crooked Hillary is just plain bad at debating. Very bad. Now I'm not saying she did this, but it's very likely the moderators are in the pockets of Crooked Hillary. Something's going on. I'm not gonna get a fair chance in there, I guarantee it. Sad!

 

[SugarDave]

Is this one of those 'first day of school' ice breaker questions?

I never had anything interesting to say and looked like a boring idiot. Stop taking me back there! ;_;

 

[Jumplion]

I have a scar on my upper lip from when I was a baby. Was jumping up and down on the bed and fell over. At least I made it out with no brain damageamageamageamagmeagme!

 

[Wag]

I'm 100% water.

 

[LoserMakesGood]

September 11th, 2001 8:18am

I was sitting in biology class when all of a sudden I felt a real sharp pain in my stomach. A kind I had never really felt before. I remember the time because I looked up at the clock (class ended at 8:20), as I did I felt another sharp pain and I just said "This isn't right, something bad is going to happen today" I remember almost everything from that day, but this still bothers me. I'm sure its just a crazy coincidence, but I swear I felt it. I could feel the wrongs that were already underway and would rear their head in the next half hour or so.

 

[liliththepale]

I recently started dating someone who's been a close friend for over eight years after finally admitting publicly that I'm bi.

I've avoided raising my eyebrows for over 10 years to avoid wrinkles on my forehead.

...It's worked pretty well.

how? :O

what do you look like when you're surprised? Do you ever get accused of looking bored a lot?

 

[ZoronMaro]

My life is so believable it's really unbelievable.

 

[Dai101]

I don't like the king of fighters series.

 

[Media]

I can see and hear music.

I've been online since the early 90s.

I'm semi famous in some circles.

 

[Paskil]

I killed somebody when I was 16. It was a car accident and the police determined equal blame. I'm 34 now.

 

[Disxo]

And every girl praises my physique

 

[Shmeagatory94]

Ive met an NBA player at the LA Fitness I play basketball at. Turns out he is from the same city as me lol it was pretty wild

 

[Acorn]

Nothing really out of the norm.

 

[tearsofash]

I would tell you but I'd probably get made fun of or trolled like usual when I talk about myself

 

[Monocle]

My penis is bigger than the GAF average of 25 inches.

There's a skeleton inside my body.

Spoiler

and in my avatar

Damn dude, how do you plan to get it out?

 

[Clockwork5]

My band has millions of views on YouTube.

 

[Az987]

When I was 3 I almost choked to death on a penny.

 

[hipbabboom]

In all seriousness, I'm the first person to ever be cured of a sarcastic personality on the internet by GAF mod intervention. I hold all the rage inside now but on the up-side, I post less so I won't hit the post limit anytime soon.

 

[Andrew Korenchkin]

I was the best rapper in my Middle School.

 

[Count Dookkake]

I am in almost every documentary about John Wayne Gacy.