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What's the most unpleasant feeling you've ever had?
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Tornado Condor
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Emerson said:
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Femmeworth
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I get those every once in a while when I yawn. Definitely the most painful cramp I've experienced.Emerson said:
Powerslave
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I know exactly what you mean. I found a very effective counter-measurement for it. Force against it. As if you put all your jawpower into eating something extremely hard.ninj4junpei said:
One time I had a zit on the inside of my nostril (maybe an ingrown hair?), and it hurt like an everloving BITCH. Don't know why that was so painful. But it sent intense waves of pain through my face just to touch the outside of my nose. God was I glad when that thing went away.
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Every once in a while I'll get a cramp in my calf muscle while sleeping that will wake me up and cause me to roll out of bed in pain. The only way to make it go away is to walk on it. **** I hate that. Foot cramps too, I hate those.
Waking up after being unconcious. When I was younger, my friends and I used to stand on the back of the U-Haul truck just for fun or to hitch a ride to somewhere. One particular day,I waited too long to jump off, and I jumped right when he started turning. That's all I remember, aside from looking up and seeing my friends wondering if I was dead, and a nurse asking me to roll onto another bed/stretcher/I really remember. Waking up on my living room couch and not knowing how much time had passed or how I got there when I was 9 was insanely uncomfortable.
Either that or having a hemorrhoid.
Either that or having a hemorrhoid.
Tornado Condor
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Favre4435 said:
last week i had my first cramp and it was in the calf muscle :lol
it was really painful and i was also rolling
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Favre4435 said:
I get those every once in a while too. Sometimes it'll be midday, but sometimes it'll wake me up at like 2 AM and I'll have to hop around my room on one leg yelling "**** **** ****" and trying to ease weight onto the cramped leg to make it fade. Pretty bad.
GoutPatrol
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I also get the leg cramps and the chin cramps mentioned. I couldn't walk for a day after one really bad one. I just couldn't get up from the pain.
Moz La Punk
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Dunno if guys who are circumsized have this but basically in Europe its pretty normal to be uncircumsized. ANYWAY that little skin that connects your foreskin with the dick itself, it almost snapped when my gf bounced a little wrong on it. Goddamnit blood was aplenty then.
Also I remember when I broke a part of my pinky finger, the nuckle or whatever you call it (english isnt my first language), and you call it a boxers fracture, anyway it felt bad but I thought **** it, I was out in town, then I went for a pee and had to move my pinky finger and holy shit I nearly passed out.
I have plenty more examples and pretty bad ones as well. Poop thats too big to go out normally, when the dentist broke a tooth in half, a very fast football hitting me on the nose, when a nail actually went into my foot and left a hole in it, falling on a brick floor with my front teeth falling out, getting my arm in a moving wheel of a bicycle, almost chocking in some metal figure I was just toying around with in my mouth (never do this people - I know you think you're under control but you can swallow it any time and then its bye bye life)... yeah.
Also I remember when I broke a part of my pinky finger, the nuckle or whatever you call it (english isnt my first language), and you call it a boxers fracture, anyway it felt bad but I thought **** it, I was out in town, then I went for a pee and had to move my pinky finger and holy shit I nearly passed out.
I have plenty more examples and pretty bad ones as well. Poop thats too big to go out normally, when the dentist broke a tooth in half, a very fast football hitting me on the nose, when a nail actually went into my foot and left a hole in it, falling on a brick floor with my front teeth falling out, getting my arm in a moving wheel of a bicycle, almost chocking in some metal figure I was just toying around with in my mouth (never do this people - I know you think you're under control but you can swallow it any time and then its bye bye life)... yeah.
MrToughPants
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I get these abdominal/groin pains every few months that make keel over into the fetal position for a day or two. It's quite painful...
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uncomfortable sickness- getting food poisening (i presume so) in my first week back in malaysia. Basically woke up at 3 am with my stomach cramping every 10 seconds or so. Was new so i didn't know where doctors were or anything. it went on for about a week, basically every now and then i'd have to grit my teeth and just bear it. Which is hard in classes etc.
Uncomfortable moment: i was in hopsital after getting surgey on my thumb, it was hell painful after as swelled more than it should, couldn't get pain killer as they wanted to inject my knee and i was scared of needles. But then, at 5 am, a 15 yr old (i was 14 at the time) came in after a bike accident, pretty sure he was paralysed from waist down, and remember him crying as the nurse ran in after he pissed himself. Just sorta shuddered, poor guy.
sex related uncomfortableness- my ex making "it" bleed, with a handjob, but i sorta gritted my teeth and let her coz she thought she was doing me a favour (girls shouldn't give HJ's
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second, my gf sitting down when it wasn't ready, and foreskin coming down and feeling like its being torn off.. **** it hurts!! buts it kinda funny to see the confusion on her face when ur yellin and pushin her back up
All on small scale of course to kemo and Stones, but i'm sorta hoping these are the worst i get.... PLEASE!
Uncomfortable moment: i was in hopsital after getting surgey on my thumb, it was hell painful after as swelled more than it should, couldn't get pain killer as they wanted to inject my knee and i was scared of needles. But then, at 5 am, a 15 yr old (i was 14 at the time) came in after a bike accident, pretty sure he was paralysed from waist down, and remember him crying as the nurse ran in after he pissed himself. Just sorta shuddered, poor guy.
sex related uncomfortableness- my ex making "it" bleed, with a handjob, but i sorta gritted my teeth and let her coz she thought she was doing me a favour (girls shouldn't give HJ's
)second, my gf sitting down when it wasn't ready, and foreskin coming down and feeling like its being torn off.. **** it hurts!! buts it kinda funny to see the confusion on her face when ur yellin and pushin her back up
All on small scale of course to kemo and Stones, but i'm sorta hoping these are the worst i get.... PLEASE!
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Moz La Punk said:
I can imagine the pain
Powerslave said:I can imagine the pain
From what I've heard it's not that bad really, it just bleeds alot so it looks alot worse than it really is.
My right calf started cramping right after I woke up maybe a year back, then it started cramping right after the first wave had stopped and it felt like the pain was multiplied by 10. I pretty much screamed right into my pillow.
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- Waking up in a hospital after alcohol poisoning.
- A 3 day hangover to go with it.
- Getting probed with in the neck with a needle. They were trying to get samples from what I thought might be tumors. Turned out to be irritated glands.
- A high fever/flew. When you're healthy and feeling great, you can barely imagine how sick you can get, close to the point you'd rather be dead.
- A 3 day hangover to go with it.
- Getting probed with in the neck with a needle. They were trying to get samples from what I thought might be tumors. Turned out to be irritated glands.
- A high fever/flew. When you're healthy and feeling great, you can barely imagine how sick you can get, close to the point you'd rather be dead.
Getting a girl I really liked to the point of her telling me "please phone me whenever you want to go out, you're wonderful" just to discover she's been on a relationship for more than 2 years now and organising her marriage that will take place in less than 2 years.
Happened so far twice.
Happened so far twice.
Examination of nasal cavity. They used a tong to push up a small cushion filled with fluid functioning as local anaesthetics. The feeling of a metal object scraping along your nostril walls moving upwards in the direction of your brain is highly unpleasant.
Panic attack. Felt just like what I imagine a cardiac arrest would feel like. Very intense chest pains.
Getting electrocuted. I was just using an electrical grass trimmer, so I guess the battery and resulting shock couldn't have been dangerously powerful. Nevertheless, when it happened I first thought someone had crept up on me from behind, grabbing my shoulders and shaking me violently. Very unpleasant feeling.
Breaking my arm hurt like a bitch.
Sliding down a ramp with my knees on the ground, oops, a nail that hadn't been hammered in was standing up. *slash*
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Wow, you've definitely earned your status of sanctioned troll.
Panic attack. Felt just like what I imagine a cardiac arrest would feel like. Very intense chest pains.
Getting electrocuted. I was just using an electrical grass trimmer, so I guess the battery and resulting shock couldn't have been dangerously powerful. Nevertheless, when it happened I first thought someone had crept up on me from behind, grabbing my shoulders and shaking me violently. Very unpleasant feeling.
Breaking my arm hurt like a bitch.
Sliding down a ramp with my knees on the ground, oops, a nail that hadn't been hammered in was standing up. *slash*
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Incognito said:
Wow, you've definitely earned your status of sanctioned troll.
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