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Fuuuuuuu. It's 7:30 AM and I can't get one of these right now. I NEED IT.
 
And why would it be a vegetable from a culinary perspective? Whats the distinction?

Im genuinely curious. Is the assumption all fruit need to be excessively sweet? Beets can be pretty sweet if cooked correctly, same with some squash.

I'm ignorant, I dont understand.

What about avacado as a topping?

Avocado would be an oddball like olives. And the quality is subjective in the same way that no one mentally sees tomatoes as fruit until they're told that they are botanically. It's the same as how we don't see chilli peppers as 'fruit'. It's obvious what people mean about 'fruit on pizza'. A ripened seed bearing plant ovum isn't exactly a meaningful designation for the subjective quality of foods, thus the categories shifting a bit.
 
Avocado would be an oddball like olives. And the quality is subjective in the same way that no one mentally sees tomatoes as fruit until they're told that they are botanically. It's the same as how we don't see chilli peppers as 'fruit'. It's obvious what people mean about 'fruit on pizza'.

I've kinda grown up with the mentality that tomatos are fruit. Fresh, slightly young tomatos pick like apples and are nice & firm and delicious.

Plantains are fruit despite being unedible until you cook them. There certainly more of a vegetable than tomatos or olives which are delicious raw.

Still I get the "fruit on a pizza" but I still want to gauge peoples awareness on what is actually a fruit or vegetable. I'm mostly teasing anyways.
 
I've seen like 3 or 4 "pizzas" in this thread.

Not to be racist but guys pls, not every piece of bread with topping is pizza.
 
Hawaiian is bad. Pineapple fruit has way too much water in it, which is why most hawaiian pizzas are soggy gahhhhbage. I understand the salty sweet thing, but at least dry the damn things before you fuck a pizza up with them.

Yall need jesus
 
I've seen like 3 or 4 "pizzas" in this thread.

Not to be racist but guys pls, not every piece of bread with topping is pizza.


brah, it's a common internet tactic to knock something, but not provide the "correct" answer for fear of getting shut down.
 
Speaking of pizza, I just bought this for dinner





Co-Op (and tesco finest) fresh pizzas are god-tier. Once cooked, they're the best fucking things ever. Fresh dough, fresh real mozzarella and the best goddamn tomato sauce ever. And it was £3.50.

They're pretty good, they always seem to have them discounted when I go into the co-op. Usually pick one up!

Only ever had the salami one though.
 
brah, it's a common internet tactic to knock something, but not provide the "correct" answer for fear of getting shut down.

You're so right.

My two favourite are

Pizza tonno e cipolle (tuna and onions)
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Pizza gorgonzola e salsiccia (blue cheese and pork sausage)
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And Pizza marinara e acciughe (just tomato sauce, garlic, oil, origan and anchovies).


But yeah, what I meant is that pizza with ananas is gross. And if it has way more cheese than tomato sauce it's a pie. Peace.
 
They're pretty good, they always seem to have them discounted when I go into the co-op. Usually pick one up!

Only ever had the salami one though.

haha yeah, that's the way to shop at the co op. go on a sunday, buy the reduced stuff. My local has ridiculous stock levels, which means they reduce everything.

I picked up a pack of four fresh salmon steaks today. Three days left on the use by date. How much? £2.

amazing.
 
Honestly, the best pizza I ever had was this thing I've only ever seen at a local place. It was called Shrimp Pesto. It doesn't sound too appetizing, but it was pretty damn amazing.

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It shows up on Google Images, so it must be a thing.
 
Honestly, the best pizza I ever had was this thing I've only ever seen at a local place. It was called Shrimp Pesto. It doesn't sound too appetizing, but it was pretty damn amazing.

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It shows up on Google Images, so it must be a thing.

Yes, that pizza is OP. I think I'll eat one tonight, hopefully.
 
I don't want to start a new thread for this, but I want some advice.

So I bought a BBQ Chicken pizza from Papa John's which was supposed to come with onions, chicken, and bacon toppings. Well, lo and behold, they gave me the Hawaiian BBQ Chicken instead. It is the same topping just with pineapple as well. Now I like Hawaiian pizza and I am still able to enjoy this, but I'm wondering whether or not I should call and say something (I would absolutely not ask for another pizza or for the delivery driver to do anything, maybe just ask for a discount next time or something.). Or I could just eat this pizza and be done with it

You know, when I saw that Papa John's commercial trying to sell people a "cheeseburger" pizza with Thousand Island dressing for sauce and a generous heaping of pickles, I laughed. "Nobody's gonna buy that Papa John's you fools."

I was wrong. This thread has shown me that I was wrong about a great many things. Papa John's is right.

They will sell their Thousand Island and pickle pizzas. They will sell their tangy BBQ sauce pizzas with pineapples for a tropical twist. I don't personally know the people who are buying them, can't imagine them. But it's happening. It's already here, and I didn't do anything to stop it.

What say you, not psycho?
 
Just be done with it. Call it good karma. You're not gonna want the free pizza you get by calling.

or call and tell them that you don't want anything free, you just want to let them know they got the order wrong. Maybe you'll get a free dessert coupon or something.
 
I don't want to start a new thread for this, but I want some advice.

So I bought a BBQ Chicken pizza from Papa John's which was supposed to come with onions, chicken, and chicken topping. Well, lo and behold, they gave me the Hawaiian BBQ Chicken instead. It is the same topping just with pineapple as well. Now I like Hawaiian pizza and I am still able to enjoy this, but I'm wondering whether or not I should call and say something (I would absolutely not ask for another pizza or for the delivery driver to do anything, maybe just ask for a discount next time or something.). Or I could just eat this pizza and be done with it

Call them up and let them know what happened. Some places will give you credit. Toppers messed up my order once so I called them and they gave me $20 towards my next delivery. I wasn't even mad, they just apologized, gave me credit, and let me keep my pizza.
 
1- Margherita: San Marzano tomatoes, mozzarella di buffala, and sweet basil.

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2- Prosciutto di Parma, arugula, fior di latte, and parmigiano reggiano
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I'd rather eat the cardboard box of one of these pizzas than a Hawaiian pizza.
 
Well actually, Hawaiian is the second best after chicken and beef with jalapeños and pineapple. Best pizza ever. If you don't like pineapples, just remove it. It still tastes amazing.
 
I think I have a new favorite pizza. Two amazing and under appreciated foods united atop a delicious cheese pizza.

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The sugary sweetness of the peeps, blended with the acidity of the pineapple creates something magical. I'm going to make this every spring, and I think everyone needs to try it at least once in their life.
 
Pineapple on a pizza is disgusting. It tastes gross combined with the other ingredients and is usually too watery. That's really about the only pizza variety I've ever had that I never want to see or taste ever again.
 
For the first eighteen years of my life I thought Hawaiian pizza seemed gross. But on that one particular birthday, my friend convinced me to order one. Hot Hawaiian pizza is a weird idea, but it's so good that I can hardly come up with words to describe it. The mix of savory and sweet is just godly, as is the sweet, chewy pineapple against the soft slice of ham...
 
I think I have a new favorite pizza. Two amazing and under appreciated foods united atop a delicious cheese pizza.

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The sugary sweetness of the peeps, blended with the acidity of the pineapple creates something magical. I'm going to make this every spring, and I think everyone needs to try it at least once in their life.

You just took 20 years off of my life expectancy by posting this. Thanks a lot.
 
I think I have a new favorite pizza. Two amazing and under appreciated foods united atop a delicious cheese pizza.

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The sugary sweetness of the peeps, blended with the acidity of the pineapple creates something magical. I'm going to make this every spring, and I think everyone needs to try it at least once in their life.
The peep's face melted off.

This seems foreboding.
 
I love unpopular pizza.

Hawaiian, anything with chicken or anchovies.

But my favorite bad pizza might be taco. Ground beef, jalapenos, queso fresco, black olives, sour cream. So wrong. So right.
 
I love unpopular pizza.

Hawaiian, anything with chicken or anchovies.

But my favorite bad pizza might be taco. Ground beef, jalapenos, queso fresco, black olives, sour cream. So wrong. So right.

Just feasted on a large dominos hawaiian pan pizza. It was great.
 
I will not have fucking shitty pineapple on my pizza. Keep that crap in cocktails

anyway, my favourite is mozzarella di bufala + gorgonzola + dry sausage + tomato sauce
 
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