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What's the Thirstiest you've ever Been?

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You microwaved your dick?

Yes

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What is so appealing about fucking mayo

Literally fucking mayo

I can't believe I just had a reason to type that.


But... How was the consistency?
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Eat the booty like groceries 🤗
 
right now....My girlfriend and i broke up a month ago. Going from 2-3 times a week to 0 in an instant is torture.
 
My Girlfriends sex drive has plummeted since she started taking the pill.

The sex is more enjoyable (for obvious reasons), bur far more sporadic. Right now I have been away for 3 weeks, I see her tonight so the thirst is pretty real.

The worst I ever head of the thirst getting, was from my cousin in the Army. He and a bunch of guys arrived late in the evening in the UK after a long tour in Afghanistan. So they immediately went out on the lash.

As he tells it, supposedly a mate of theirs mistook the shape of a swan for a naked woman and jizzed then an there.
 
Post uni life is a huge barren desert with no water in sight when it comes to getting laid. At work nobody socializes and most of them are old people anyway.
 
I was hunting for a 3000 model PSP sand as I bought the system and began to walk out the game store, I spotted a copy of Def Jam: Fight for Ny. I always wanted to get this game and when I saw it, my head did a complete 180, slinging my body to the ground. I was on my damn knees as I was crawling to the glass counter and I bought the game then and there. Yeah, I was pretty damn thirsty for that game.

Relationship wise, I'm always thirsty. Such is my life to want a special someone :(
 
I'm single and going to a buddy's wedding, which I'll be a groomsman for. I'm fairly thirsty, and fairly confident I'll satisfy my thirst there.

It's so fuckin weird. Like before I lost weight, it seemed so damn hard to even think about talking to women for a strictly physical relationship. 60-65 lbs down, I feel like the man sometimes. I probably interacted with 1-3 women my age over the course of months, just back in 2014. I interacted with like 10% girls, and 90% dudes, but that has flipped to the opposite now. Yesterday I was texting a couple girls, got sent a snap by this cute female cop, and I posted a snap which got replies from a couple girls.

Better yourself, in whatever ways you can. That's all I can say. Wish I would've done that years ago. Also, don't take things too seriously. Try not to get attached with anyone, until you know that there's a good chance they're also doing so. I've been there lol.

I'm planning on losing about 15 more lbs and then bulking a little bit, then I'll post a gif I've been working on in the fitness thread. started at 255. now 195. I'm trying to get ripped though.

But all in all, the thirstiest I've ever been was for this girl that I had a crush on for years. Never thought I'd get with her, because I was way overweight, and she was actually like one of the prettiest human beings I've ever seen. After I lost weight, I asked her out. We talked for a while. I got played. Got told to leave her alone, by friends and gaffers. Ignored that advice. Kept at it. Ended up getting with her. Then shit fell apart, she kinda hates me, I kinda hate her. Some shit.

Why tf am I typing so much in this goofy thread? I'm thirsty for those replies, apparently.
 
I'm planning on losing about 15 more lbs and then bulking a little bit, then I'll post a gif I've been working on in the fitness thread. started at 255. now 195. I'm trying to get ripped though.

But all in all, the thirstiest I've ever been was for this girl that I had a crush on for years. Never thought I'd get with her, because I was way overweight, and she was actually like one of the prettiest human beings I've ever seen. After I lost weight, I asked her out. We talked for a while. I got played. Got told to leave her alone, by friends and gaffers. Ignored that advice. Kept at it. Ended up getting with her. Then shit fell apart, she kinda hates me, I kinda hate her. Some shit.

Why tf am I typing so much in this goofy thread? I'm thirsty for those replies, apparently.
But did you hit?

Also I agree work on your fitness. I've been lifting for about 4 years and 1 year of super serious strict lifting. Doing a lean bulking phase now. I've never been thirsty because I always took care of myself and I'm pretty laid back.

When you chase it--it's a sin but if it falls in your lap it's a blessing.
 
But did you hit?

Also I agree work on your fitness. I've been lifting for about 4 years and 1 year of super serious strict lifting. Doing a lean bulking phase now. I've never been thirsty because I always took care of myself and I'm pretty laid back.

When you chase it--it's a sin but if it falls in your lap it's a blessing.

Yeah I did, regularly for a couple months. I chased it, but I don't normally. I won't ever again either. This was just a different situation how hard i crushed on this specific girl.
 
Yeah, since the break up I've lost like 16 lbs in five weeks and I feel like a million bucks. Jogging like crazy, sorted my diet out. Crazy how quickly you can get back in shape. My confidence is through the roof and I've been chatting to women like nearly every second of the day (I'm going to get fucking fired haha).

Don't want to try to one up that guy but it's been 11 years for me and the thirst is like im in a heat wave.

No one cool enough to have a turtle handle and avatar should have to go through such pain. I'm serious!
 
Back in my teenage years seeing all my friends getting into relationships and me being the exception haunted me, combined with the fact that back then I didn't know about my social anixety and not being able to know what the fuck was wrong with me caused me a lot of pain.

I'm now 26 and once I came to terms with the fact I'm not probably going to be in a relationship anytime soon, and realised the perks of being single I can't be happier with my current life. That could probably change in a couple of years though, but for now I'm good.
 
I jerk off all the time to keep my thirst in check
Travelled to Amsterdam a year ago and got drunk and fucked a whore, since then the only interaction with women I have is going to a strip club with friends
 
Yeah, since the break up I've lost like 16 lbs in five weeks and I feel like a million bucks. Jogging like crazy, sorted my diet out. Crazy how quickly you can get back in shape. My confidence is through the roof and I've been chatting to women like nearly every second of the day (I'm going to get fucking fired haha).



No one cool enough to have a turtle handle and avatar should have to go through such pain. I'm serious!

It's ok. I exaggerated a little there. I'm cool with talking to women and being friends with them I just haven't found the right one.
 
I have 2 daughters, both with health issues. One of them has a partial lung collapse that has effectively killed an area of her lung and gives her breathing difficulties. She was under investigation for cystic fibrosis but was recently cleared. During the xrays it showed the collapsed area getting bigger. Consultants and specialists are currently testing to see if the whole lung will die, and what might be causing it.

The other developed a large lump on her chest a few weeks ago. We were referred to the pediatric oncologist who ordered an emergency surgical biopsy. They excised the whole lump and tested for cancer. It came back negative, but it could still be a bone growth tumor. In the week it took to get the results the lump grew back bigger than before and we're now being referred to a specialist group in another hospital who want to run extensive tests and monitoring.

I've never wanted anything more in my life than to just get a diagnosis for either of them. I'd happily never have sex again just to know that they don't have a life limiting condition.
 
I was at a strip club one time that served pretzels.

No one appreciated this wonderful post and that makes me sad.

I'm probably my most thirstiest now. Now that I'm in a okay place in my life where I got most of my shit together I can feel comfortable dating. But man, dating sucks now.
 
No one appreciated this wonderful post and that makes me sad.

I'm probably my most thirstiest now. Now that I'm in a okay place in my life where I got most of my shit together I can feel comfortable dating. But man, dating sucks now.

What sucks about dating now, is this related to personal experience or the way dating has changed up since tinder etc?
 
I have 2 daughters, both with health issues. One of them has a partial lung collapse that has effectively killed an area of her lung and gives her breathing difficulties. She was under investigation for cystic fibrosis but was recently cleared. During the xrays it showed the collapsed area getting bigger. Consultants and specialists are currently testing to see if the whole lung will die, and what might be causing it.

The other developed a large lump on her chest a few weeks ago. We were referred to the pediatric oncologist who ordered an emergency surgical biopsy. They excised the whole lump and tested for cancer. It came back negative, but it could still be a bone growth tumor. In the week it took to get the results the lump grew back bigger than before and we're now being referred to a specialist group in another hospital who want to run extensive tests and monitoring.

I've never wanted anything more in my life than to just get a diagnosis for either of them. I'd happily never have sex again just to know that they don't have a life limiting condition.

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Sorry to hear that.
 
I have 2 daughters, both with health issues. One of them has a partial lung collapse that has effectively killed an area of her lung and gives her breathing difficulties. She was under investigation for cystic fibrosis but was recently cleared. During the xrays it showed the collapsed area getting bigger. Consultants and specialists are currently testing to see if the whole lung will die, and what might be causing it.

The other developed a large lump on her chest a few weeks ago. We were referred to the pediatric oncologist who ordered an emergency surgical biopsy. They excised the whole lump and tested for cancer. It came back negative, but it could still be a bone growth tumor. In the week it took to get the results the lump grew back bigger than before and we're now being referred to a specialist group in another hospital who want to run extensive tests and monitoring.

I've never wanted anything more in my life than to just get a diagnosis for either of them. I'd happily never have sex again just to know that they don't have a life limiting condition.

Damn bruh, that's...that's fuckin rough man. Hopefully shit goes up for you and your family.
 
It wasn't this way when I was younger (and fitter) but in recent years whenever there's a heat spike my libido goes through the roof. Temps raised in my area a few days ago and it's like I'm a goddamn teenager again, just a few second long visualization of a sexual scenario has me going half mast. Was driving around yesterday just to curb the heat in my place for the AC and felt like some pre-pubescent teen poppin boners at random sexual thoughts. Rubbed it out two times in a few hours and it's like the e-brake on my libido was pulled, and now I feel practically asexual. My sex drive is fucking weird.
 
I'm single and going to a buddy's wedding, which I'll be a groomsman for. I'm fairly thirsty, and fairly confident I'll satisfy my thirst there.

It's so fuckin weird. Like before I lost weight, it seemed so damn hard to even think about talking to women for a strictly physical relationship. 60-65 lbs down, I feel like the man sometimes. I probably interacted with 1-3 women my age over the course of months, just back in 2014. I interacted with like 10% girls, and 90% dudes, but that has flipped to the opposite now. Yesterday I was texting a couple girls, got sent a snap by this cute female cop, and I posted a snap which got replies from a couple girls.

Better yourself, in whatever ways you can. That's all I can say. Wish I would've done that years ago. Also, don't take things too seriously. Try not to get attached with anyone, until you know that there's a good chance they're also doing so. I've been there lol.

I'm planning on losing about 15 more lbs and then bulking a little bit, then I'll post a gif I've been working on in the fitness thread. started at 255. now 195. I'm trying to get ripped though.

But all in all, the thirstiest I've ever been was for this girl that I had a crush on for years. Never thought I'd get with her, because I was way overweight, and she was actually like one of the prettiest human beings I've ever seen. After I lost weight, I asked her out. We talked for a while. I got played. Got told to leave her alone, by friends and gaffers. Ignored that advice. Kept at it. Ended up getting with her. Then shit fell apart, she kinda hates me, I kinda hate her. Some shit.

Why tf am I typing so much in this goofy thread? I'm thirsty for those replies, apparently.

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I was so thirsty to see one of my old friends naked, I paid for nudes.

He's straight, I'm not.

How's that for thirsty/sad?
 
Probably some time in my teens when I was wanking at least once a day

Or anytime I'm drinking around girls that I think might be into me. My libido is generally low most of the time, but after I have a few drinks all bets are off. I have made some...questionable decisions because of it
 
Tinder + being a senior in college + knowing that anyone you meet can't follow you to new job after graduation = ....

What a world we live in.

Lift and be clean hygienically. That's it, although not being a douche is probably key too.
 
I have 2 daughters, both with health issues. One of them has a partial lung collapse that has effectively killed an area of her lung and gives her breathing difficulties. She was under investigation for cystic fibrosis but was recently cleared. During the xrays it showed the collapsed area getting bigger. Consultants and specialists are currently testing to see if the whole lung will die, and what might be causing it.

The other developed a large lump on her chest a few weeks ago. We were referred to the pediatric oncologist who ordered an emergency surgical biopsy. They excised the whole lump and tested for cancer. It came back negative, but it could still be a bone growth tumor. In the week it took to get the results the lump grew back bigger than before and we're now being referred to a specialist group in another hospital who want to run extensive tests and monitoring.

I've never wanted anything more in my life than to just get a diagnosis for either of them. I'd happily never have sex again just to know that they don't have a life limiting condition.

Oh no, I really hope it gets better for you and your family. Stay strong. ;-;
 
this morning was pathetic. there is this girl that i see on my train to work in the morning. I find her super attractive. I'm not thirsty as much as i am desperately seeking the company of a cute girl with style, ambition and good taste, and this girl seems to have it all. so throughout the week I've been catching the later train, much to the dismay of my boss, just to catch the same train as the girl. Monday and Tuesday i caught her in the morning and once in the afternoon(which is when my interest in her really sparked). Wednesday and Thursday, i missed her completely, so i told myself that i will try to catch the earlier train to see if she hops onto that one, and if not, I'll miss it on purpose to see if she will be on the next one. I did that this morning and still missed her. I feel so stupid.
 
I've never had any problems with women, so much that I'd be thirsty for them (well, sexually, as I was never all that active until I was older, but on the relationship side, I did alright enough to get by in my high school years save for some few desperate moments).

But friends are a different thing. I'm thirsty as fuck for friends. I'm like, pining for this particular type of friend. Ever since my best friend left and moved to a new state, I've been on a drought. I mean, I've met people and hung out with them, but they just don't fill that hole.

I just wanna find a rad person to stream video games with, but that's difficult.
 
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