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[pikachu Lv 5]

I had a pretty gnarly white Russian in Mexico one time. It tasted horrid but it was booze so I finished it, naturally. Montezuma had his revenge later that night.

 

[CloakedPuppet]

I'm sure I've had something worse, but off the top of my head Clamato.

Which, really, it's not that bad as long as you make sure to mix it well.

I tried to make a Bloody Mary with it but apparently I didn't mix it well enough and toward the end it just tasted like vodka and clam juice.

Fixed that for ya

My man.

My home town, Calgary is the home of the Ceasar.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesar_%28cocktail%29

I love me a good Caesar - extra spicy with a wee touch of horseradish and a sprig of pickled asparagus is killer.

 

[Kisaya]

Can anyone recommend a cinnamon whiskey that isn't fireball then?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Fireball isn't that bad

Also, lipton tea drinks aren't bad at all

You people are terrible

 

[Grandi]

My man.

My home town, Calgary is the home of the Ceasar.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesar_%28cocktail%29

I love me a good Caesar - extra spicy with a wee touch of horseradish and a sprig of pickled asparagus is killer.

I lived in Calgary for four months, and each time someone offered me a sip of Caesar it tasted horrible. Besides, it's just a Bloody Mary (which are also disgusting) with clamato juice. It hardly deserves a name of its own as a drink.
And Fireball is goddamn terrible.

 

[Intheflorsh]

Straight vodka. When I was a teen I took two sips of it and had to vomit.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Full on Japanese Green Tea, not that weak packet stuff, the real stuff is a harsh taste IMO.

 

[Ezalc]

Dr. Pepper. Shit tasted like Robitussin. Awful.

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

Fireball isn't that bad

It tastes like somebody didn't want to taste alcohol so they mixed it with melted cinnamon gummy bears and vomit to make the worst whiskey in the world. Just drink bourbon you fucks!

 

[Ferrio]

Don't like fireball straight, but great in mixed drinks.

 

[Mista Koo]

Like...together? Jesus christ how horrifying.

Oh god no. I just hated both.

 

[AwayFromInfinityx]

Disgusting solo

but a Jagerbomb? I can drink those all night.

 

[GifGafIsTheBestGaf]

I don't drink anything inside pouches or boxes because mold can be hidden inside & you wouldn't even know it.

Damn it, you just ruined all my pear juices

 

[Zombine]

One time when I was about 13 or so, I walked by this puddle in my parents bedroom and I couldn't tell what it was. I got down on my knees and I was curious as to what it was. I was confident that it was going to be a spilled drink (I was thirsty) but in reality it was actually piss. I think I drank dog piss. That was probably the worst drink I had.

 

[draetenth]

Anything with alcohol in it. I find it to be putrid.

 

[Tablo]

Dasani water

Fucking terrible compared to arrowhead

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

Gin tonic.

Any V8 Veggie Juice.

Bubble Tea.

but most of all,


fireball

 

[Poodlestrike]

I loathe bubble tea.

Had it once and hated it, then had it again at another place just to make sure I hadn't simply gotten it from a lousy place, and I still hated it.

Oooh, good pick. I was just gonna go with La Croix, but Bubble Tea is much, much worse.

EDIT: No, wait. I once tried this zero-calorie lemonade thing on a whim, and without exaggeration I believe it would have tasted better if I'd pissed in the bottle first.

 

[Ronda Rousey]

Maybe kind of a cheat:

I've only ever tried Beverly at Epcot and the World of Coke museum in Atlanta, but it left a lasting impression. Very, very bitter.

When the name starts with Anal.. You know it's bad!

 

[SocksAndShoes]

I was at a large music festival a few years back, day drinking in between shows, when the people camping next to our group called us over for some food and beer.

One of the drunk rapscallions pulled out a 2 liter filled with what appeared to be ginger ale with twizzlers floating in it, but smelled like a hobo's fever dream.

"We call it Unicorn Piss!" He announced.

"It's Vodka, Red Bull, Whiskey, Twizzlers and pickle juice! Try some!"

Then I did, and I'm pretty sure I've been dead ever since.

 

[quesalupa]

Had to do two shots of grog. It was consisted of horseradish, cocktail sauce, mayonnaise, and a bunch of other nasty shit. Fuck ROTC.

 

[Currygan]

Disgusting solo

but a Jagerbomb? I can drink those all night.

iced jagermeister is the shit, man. Hmm I might have some right now, it's basically the only alcohol i drink

 

[Stinkles]

Root beer and jaegermeister both taste like pensioner medicine.

 

[BrightEyedPanic]

It's disturbing that this is a thing.

gawd, this was sooo gross.

 

[shiherlis21]

I made myself very ill drinking these once.

The worst I ever had was a ridiculous pint that my friend kindly mixed for me on December 31st 1999. God knows what was in it but it fucked me up.

The 1st day of the millennium was the worst day of my life. I have never been so sick in all my life.

A whole pint!? No wonder you were so ill. One shot was enough for me and the texture made me gag. Never again

 

[Browny]

It tasted like a bathroom air freshener inside of a townhouse occupied by a college rugby team that just played two games in the rain.

This description is amazing. It's what goes through my head when I look at anything that isn't Red Bull.

Worst drink I've had? Bottle of Bud for £10 in a strip club.

 

[dyergram]

When I was in Italy I ordered what I thought was fresh lemonade. It was just pure lemon juice not exactly disgusting but not at all thirst quenching and not even cold. insert shelbyvile gif bellow.

 

[Ourobolus]

You're crazy. I can drink coconut water all day, but I hate it when it's mixed with other stuff.

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[nomster]

Inca Cola. Barf

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Dr. Pepper. Shit tasted like Robitussin. Awful.

Reported to all the mods.

 

[BPoole]

Bud Light. It's like dunking a cup into a toilet after peeing in it and drinking

 

[George Costanza]

Will never drink Dr. Pepper, whiskey or wine again. Awful!

 

[Juke Joint Jezebel]

Disgusting solo.

That shit solo is one of my favourites, got a lovely menthol cough medicine taste, especially when chilled!

 

[Unbounded]

Coconut water is disgusting.

Malta

what the fuck were the thinking?

Thank you.
It's like someone boiled a potato, then took the water, bottled it, and put it in the fridge.

Amen.

It really is fucking disgusting

YES. It tastes so...metallic.

Oh, ew yes this. I thought I was gonna be in for a treat, but what I taste makes me almost gag.

This. I tried it on a whim I think last year, worst mistake ever...

I don't trust people who say they like it. Every person that I know that drinks it is also a health nut that tries to consume only the latest hype health fads. Call it a confirmation bias, but I think I'm onto something here.

I stand by my contribution but fuck if this isn't a close second I don't know what is. Vile as all hell. It's like someone made the taste of "spoiled" into a drink.

Man, I'll never understand GAF. I friggin' love the taste of coconut water, and I need to go restock on some malta.

EDIT: To add my contribution to the thread, probably the last quarter of a monster, a diet red bull, or virtually any soda made in America.

 

[Konka]

Segram's Gin.

Nearly threw up after a shot.

You aren't supposed to take shots of Gin.

 

[Dishwalla]

The only thing worse than Mountain Dew is knock off Mountain Dew.

But still, Mountain Dew is vile stuff.

 

[Nyx]

Gold Strike

 

[ibyea]

I don't trust people who say they like it. Every person that I know that drinks it is also a health nut that tries to consume only the latest hype health fads. Call it a confirmation bias, but I think I'm onto something here.

I like it, and I don't drink it for health reasons, I swear! I am honestly flabbergasted that people hate coconut water!

 

[Jill Sandwich]

Beer + Tomato + Lime + CLAM.

 

[H3xum]

Either coffee or ginger beer

Easily 2 of my favorite things to drink. Short of water, coffee surely is my tops.

 

[The Illiterati]

Mountain Dew Baja Blast.

 

[andymcc]

Jaeger is pretty much the only alcoholic drink I CANNOT drink. It makes me wanna puke thinking about it.

the worst I've ever had was this:

it's literally Japanese melon soda that is blended 50/50 with milk...

soda + milk...

I actually puked on the street in Yokohama.

 

[Moppet13]

Mountain Dew Baja Blast.

The title says worst, not best

 

[Parallax]

This shit:

Tastes like what I would imagine bear piss tastes like. Friend of mine bought some in college cuz it was cheap...I can still conjure that memory up years later...shudder...

V8 juice is nasty but I'd rather have that than this shitty shitty beer.

all malt liquor tastes like ass. i have yet to try some that tastes good. and i know its taste is the last reason people drink it

 

[openrob]

This crap.

Snake Wine I tried in a town in China. Dead snake fermenting in 53% baijiu, mixed with other crap. I backed half a tumbler of this and in was a good night - but it ruined my following day haha.

 

[Tijmen]

Never again. I just could not get it down the hatch.

 

[injurai]

I like it, and I don't drink it for health reasons, I swear! I am honestly flabbergasted that people hate coconut water!

I love most coconut and coconut derived food products. But not Coconut water, it's not natural. It's like water filtered through the unwanted scraps.

 

[Dragon Puncher]

The Patricia Special.

Don't ask..

 

[ibyea]

Beer + Tomato + Lime + CLAM.

What the hell?!

 

[Blood Red Sky]

Runner up prize goes to Babycham Cream Soda. It tastes like something you'd clean your oven with.