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What's up with the women on the CW?

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I don't know, Katie Cassidy last season looked like she should be carrying babies in her beak.
 
Has to NTR for half the series before moving on and by then Felicity has fallen in love with Superman.

Also Felicity was never ever portrayed as ugly. Awkward? Hell yes, but never ugly.

It's suggested or at least implied that she's not attractive. Hence why Ollie and Co. are all like "DAMN" when she puts on a dress. And why Laurel and her sister are supposed to be these ultra hotties that Felicity can't compete with despite the fact that she's like the hottest person on the show. GTFO CW!
 
I love the CW's ridiculously good looking casts.

Hell, I wish I lived in Mystic Falls, The Originals' version of New Orleans, Central City, or Starling City.

So many pretty people on that network. Even their zombies are sexy.
 
This is only tangentially related but I am watching Danger 5 for the first time and just about every woman on the show is gorgeous. They're almost distractingly beautiful at times. I think it's supposed to be a gag.

I mean what were the logistics of getting all these beautiful woman on the same set at once?

Also, paying my Smoak respects.
 
Male or female, if you are not young, pretty, heterosexual, or attractive, you will not last long as a series regular on The CW.
You don't have to be straight, considering the Colton Haynes rumours. You also don't have to be young, they have/had plenty of hot older characters: Alaric on The Vampire Diaries, Moira on Arrow, Catherine on Reign, ... Just hot is enough.

And to make sure nobody is upset by Rafa's absence: here is Perfection.

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Why are they all ridiculously attractive? They look like models. Hell most of the dudes do too. This is the only channel where it's this extreme too.

Official Arrow S2 promos.

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I like CW because they spread the sex appeal around. Roy might be ripped, but it's a thin, svelte ripped.

It's one thing to have sexy ladies. It's another to spread it to everyone. Even then, I don't want every network to all have super-hot people. That'd just be boring.
 
Official Arrow S2 promos.

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I like CW because they spread the sex appeal around. Roy might be ripped, but it's a thin, svelte ripped.

It's one thing to have sexy ladies. It's another to spread it to everyone. Even then, I don't want every network to all have super-hot people. That'd just be boring.

i want all sexy people ._.

my desires cancel yours out

fuck looking at these promos makes me want to work out :/
 
the CW's idea of nerdy people is "let's take perfect body beautiful people, put glasses on them and/or make them goofy or smile a lot like a giant puppy character. DONE".

Freaking Cisco was the only one I was like "oh hey a believable nerd in CW" and then he went full Jack Bauer one episode out of fucking nowhere and I burst out laughing.
 
The CW has been about young, beautiful 20-something actors/actresses for a long time now. Why are people just now noticing this?
 
Felicity and Caitlin are made more endearing by the writers trying to portray them as awkward and nerdy despite them being absolute knockouts.

The one exception to the CW rule was Lemon in Hart of Dixie. Jamie King looked great in Sin City, but it looks like she was struggling with an eating disorder in the first two seasons of this show, she was almost scarily underweight.


It was kind of hard to buy her being the most desirable and popular woman in town.
 
Official Arrow S2 promos.

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I like CW because they spread the sex appeal around. Roy might be ripped, but it's a thin, svelte ripped.

It's one thing to have sexy ladies. It's another to spread it to everyone. Even then, I don't want every network to all have super-hot people. That'd just be boring.

CHOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Dat Smoak

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I love that there is an in-universe explanation for Felicity's overly sexy dresses
(Her mom is a party hard cocktail waitressy cougar and despite being almost completely the opposite of her, Felicty's mom is her main context for how to dress "sexy")
. It was actually starting to bother me that she dressed that way despite being a "nerd" before they subtly explained it.
 
I live in the opposite side of the world, the only thing I know is that CW aired Buffy & Angel. So do all they shows have beautiful and handsome people or something?
 
Meh, people who post Felicity pictures in a CW thread clearly have no idea.
No idea at all.

Felicity is not even in the top 10 when it comes to physical beauty on CW standards.
Half of the female cast of Vampire Diaries/Originals come to mind. Then of course, there is Flash, or not to mention Raven from The 100, or I could go on.... Felicity is cute, but not THAT cute. Imho, of course. It is subjective, but still.

for example, Lindsey Morgan:
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There are three things to be certain of on the CW:

Everyone is beautiful
Oliver Queen will keep secrets for no reason
Tommy is the ultimate beta
 
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