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[IAmNotFromDelaware]

Even if it was true. Who cares?

Are most gamers 8 year olds who giggle at anything remotely "sexual" or prudish 40 year old moms?

Have we entered the Twilight Zone/Black Mirror?

 

[Raploz]

You're forgetting about Telma in Twilight Princess:



Link LOVES a good MILF

 

[Gamer79]

For you butthurt whiners I am not complaining. I find it funny but curious.

 

[Guerilla Munch]

Zelda is a hyper erotic franchise. If you can't handle that stick with Horizon.

 

[Pedro Motta]

 

[Gamer79]

How much Saki did Mr Miyagi have before writing this?

 

[Crayon]

Japanese thing. They are generally going to have less think about the children reactions.

 

[Satansblade]

Because puritan nonsense is awful.

 

[Satansblade]

Even if it was true. Who cares?

Are most gamers 8 year olds who giggle at anything remotely "sexual" or prudish 40 year old moms?

Have we entered the Twilight Zone/Black Mirror?

Theres a small but weird group of puritan conservatives here. It's weird. And I'm conservative, just not puritan. Anyone who thinks sex and sexual content is bad should see a psychaitrist.

 

[Success]

You've provided two examples of a video game franchise that contains 29 games.

Either bring more examples or I wouldn't call this anything special, other game series have innuendo's too.

As classic and hilarious as the Zelda 2 example is. It's the go to example for sexual innuendo in video games for a reason. But that's about it.

Evidence always beats hysteria.

 

[LiquidJensen]

There are two right off the tip of my head but I am sure there is more.

-Zelda 2: A tall figured lady invites you into her house. After link is done he has full hearts and fully replenished. IDK what was going on in that house but seems more than resting.

-Zelda BOTW: There is a woman in Kakariko village who asked you to use your bow to set some torch's on fire. When the quest is competed she seems to have a full blown orgasm. Her husband only cares about his chickens. If you seen the south park chicken lover episode we know how that can go.

Go back to resetera

 

[Soodanim]

There are two right off the tip of my head but I am sure there is more.

-Zelda 2: A tall figured lady invites you into her house. After link is done he has full hearts and fully replenished. IDK what was going on in that house but seems more than resting.

-Zelda BOTW: There is a woman in Kakariko village who asked you to use your bow to set some torch's on fire. When the quest is competed she seems to have a full blown orgasm. Her husband only cares about his chickens. If you seen the south park chicken lover episode we know how that can go.

To answer your question, there's two occasions you should use apostrophes: contractions and possessions. Torches is the plural of torch. Torch's is possessive, e.g. the torch's flame. An example contraction is wasn't, which is short for was not. You never use them for plurals. I hope that was a sufficient answer.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

To answer your question, there's two occasions you should use apostrophes: contractions and possessions. Torches is the plural of torch. Torch's is possessive, e.g. the torch's flame. An example contraction is wasn't, which is short for was not. You never use them for plurals. I hope that was a sufficient answer.

Also, be sure and periodically stir the vegetables, or they may burn.

 

[GymWolf]

The female grunting and groaning when talking to them in TotK seems like innuendo to me everytime I hear it!

My neighbours probably think that i developed a porn addiction in the past week...
The fairies are the fucking worse, they moan like absolute bitches

 

[-Zelda-]

I would be able to take this topic serious if the tc did not have a display picture of a squirrels gonads hanging all out.

 

[L*][*N*K]

OP clearly doesn't watch Anime

 

[-Zelda-]

Looks perfectly normal to me, not sure how anyone can sexualise this

I know someone who did.

 

[Eotheod]

Sorry you felt that way, let me get Nintendo to fix it for you.

 

[darrylgorn]

I find the game promotes a lot of trans/thicc women stuff.

Anyway, name your horse 'cock' and the dialogue with the stable master will literally write the jokes themselves.

 

[darth.shrimp]

I have no idea of what you are talking about

Spoiler

And I was wondering if there was anything remotely useful to do with the hose...

 

[Neff]

"All right, come here and I'll rub it on you!"

 

[ScHlAuChi]

 

[nightmare-slain]

tall thick gerudo women are my fetish. urbosa is hot as fuck and link in that gerudo outfit made me question my life and sexuality.

 

[Krathoon]

Nintendo always does little jokes and weird things in their games. It is still E for everyone.

Like that weird little dance Link does in Majora's Mask.

 

[_Ex_]

Ya'll forgot about the chicken people with floppy tits and green body paint nipples.

 

[TLZ]

I thought the fat fairies in BOTW were horny.

 

[Gamer79]

I am sure Link did. No wonder his health is restored

 

[March Climber]

Meanwhile in America...

 

[Sgt.Asher]

Are you a never-nude or something?

 

[Mr Branding]

Is this Resetera?

 

[SlimeGooGoo]

 

[Krathoon]

You also had the sexy great fairies in OoT.

 

[Esppiral]

So sex triggers you?

 

[Esppiral]

My neighbours probably think that i developed a porn addiction in the past week...
The fairies are the fucking worse, they moan like absolute bitches

Then wait until you play Resident Evil 4 remake.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

I have no idea of what you are talking about

Spoiler

Twitter handle checks out. This is officially a thirsty thread now.

 

[Bonfires Down]

 

[darrylgorn]

 

[GymWolf]

Then wait until you play Resident Evil 4 remake.

Already played it.

 

[Drizzlehell]

Zelda 2: A tall figured lady invites you into her house. After link is done he has full hearts and fully replenished. IDK what was going on in that house but seems more than resting.

You're right, she probably sat on his face for 45 minutes while he went blue from the lack of oxygen and then he proceeded to lick her feet clean and rammed her ass doggy style and busted a nut while still inside of her.

You see what you wanna see.

Uhh... nevermind...

 

[Fart Knight]

Why did they make the Gerudo so thick

 

[Disco Dave]

-Zelda 2: A tall figured lady invites you into her house. After link is done he has full hearts and fully replenished. IDK what was going on in that house but seems more than resting.

 

[CuteFaceJay]

-Zelda 2: A tall figured lady invites you into her house. After link is done he has full hearts and fully replenished. IDK what was going on in that house but seems more than resting.

Must be a young mans game because when I'm done clapping cheeks I'm tired for the next following day and do nothing but eat.

 

[Damien Crowley]

Thing is,
the german translator seemed to find it funny, giving the condom-looking guys lyrics of a hit song of the german rap-group "Die Fantastischen 4" (yeah, Fantastic 4, but none of them were stretchy):

 

[justiceiro]

Looks perfectly normal to me, not sure how anyone can sexualise this

They ask for money before revealing themselves, complaining about not many "travelers" showing up that much anymore, use heavy make up. This is little Timmy's first hooker!

 

[Chuck Berry]

There are two right off the tip of my head but I am sure there is more.

-Zelda 2: A tall figured lady invites you into her house. After link is done he has full hearts and fully replenished. IDK what was going on in that house but seems more than resting.

-Zelda BOTW: There is a woman in Kakariko village who asked you to use your bow to set some torch's on fire. When the quest is competed she seems to have a full blown orgasm. Her husband only cares about his chickens. If you seen the south park chicken lover episode we know how that can go.

Yeah bro?

 

[ahtlas7]

Dude, u digging.

 

[Hudo]

The Sex

 

[cartman414]

* smirking Tobey Maguire gif *

 

[fart town usa]

I stumbled on goatse in Wind Waker a few years back.

Don't google it if you don't know what it is, just trust me.

 

[CGNoire]

Holy fuck ....i cant unsee it now.