I swear I've done this before.
Well I only got a cell phone in 2006 but since then I've been through half a dozen at least. Let's see...
My first was a Motorola candy bar. A Net10 phone. Cheap but not too cheap. I actually had a shittier $20 phone for a day before I decided to return it and buy a $100 much better model because I knew I'd be using it for a while and didn't want to limit myself. Of course it was still a pre-smartphone, a few months before the iPhone was even introduced. Keyboards were a luxury so of course this one didn't have one. Man those early days of typing out text messages with a number keypad. I don't even know the names of those two models. Some random numbers and letters. Fuck it. Not even worth Googling. I've done it before and I even still own the phone, but who knows where it is.
Now my third, which would be my second main phone, was a Net10 too but it was a bit better. It was made for media. So it had a neat speaker built-in, slid open (Though still a number pad) upwards (Never owned a flip phone. Only sliders.) and could play MP3 files. So it had a MicroSD slot in it. However I didn't use it for music playback since I preferred to use an iPod for that. But I did take advantage of being able to have real ringtones for once.
Then in 2010 I switched to Virgin since it looked like Net10 wasn't going to have good enough phones for me. At this point they still didn't have any keyboard phones. So I bought an LG Rumor Touch. It was what I guess you'd call a "Smartphone wannabe". It had an OS with a touch screen and a slide-out keyboard and the ability to use Java apps so it could feel like a smart phone, but it wasn't a smart phone even by those standards. This was even years after the iPhone and Android existed. So you could tell they were trying to mimic the capabilities while still keeping the cost low. I only had this one for a few months before Virgin started finally selling Android phones...
Yes my next phone was an Android. It was... well it was the cheapest you could get at the time while having a real smartphone OS. It worked well for what it needed to do. I could install apps and do all the modern stuff. It kind of had GPS kind of but not really. But it also had a teeny tiny built-in storage amount and even though I had a 2GB SD card installed, Android at the time had a lot of restrictions for certain apps and therefore 90% of the apps I wanted needed to be installed on the internal memory. So I was A) not even able to take advantage of the 2GB I had and B) was constantly juggling apps. Removing apps and installing others. It was more trouble than it was worth. So of course the very day Virgin started selling iPhones...
After a year and a half with the Android phone Virgin started selling actual honest to god iPhones in June 2012. Not limited phones like the cheap Android I had, but a real iPhone. But the catch was it cost $650. It was an iPhone 4S but it was still expensive. Though that's what you get when you go prepaid. I gladly paid that $650 and was the first person in town to own one. If not the only one in town to ever pay that much for a prepaid 4S. Since I also owned an iPod touch and already had iCloud syncing of all my contacts and data, I gleefully turned down the Radio Shack guy when he asked if I wanted him to transfer my contacts from my Android. I literally had everything synced by the time I got to my car. I had that phone for 2 years until my next and current phone...
Next and most recently, in 2014 I got a white iPhone 5C. I love it. It was half the price that the 4S was. Plus Virgin was having a sale. I think it was 20% off. There's not much to say about it really. It works fine. The 4G is fast when I have coverage. It works great and fine. However I'm just biding my time before I can afford a 6S+. I'm ready to take the leap into a bigger phone. It'll cost me a bit more than my 4S did when I do though. But it'll be worth it. As much as I want to wait for the 7. Would be nice if Virgin had a sale by that time. 20% off would be a nice chunk of change. I would be replacing both my phone and tablet at once. I find I don't really use my tablet much at all if ever. So why keep it around. I'll just replace both devices at once. Big phone. Big laptop. Thing is I've only played with one for a few minutes. I haven't given it the "every day test" yet. Will it be too big? Unwieldy? I dunno. But it'll be fun to find out. Mostly I want the Plus model because of the extra stuff iOS does on it. The normal 4.7" model doesn't do some things. If I'm going big phone, I'm going all out.
Sorry I got a lot more wordy than everyone else.