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Doesn't this have roots back to bastardized French in the South? Kinda like how Leroy was supposed to be "le roi" (the king).
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When did the fake African name phenomenon start?
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Doesn't this have roots back to bastardized French in the South? Kinda like how Leroy was supposed to be "le roi" (the king).
CountAntonius
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Yep. It was pretty obvious what he was asking and it seems to have been answered already. So no need for outrage-GAF to make this into a 50 page thread.
Sickboy007
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Shaquille Rashaun?
A read about a girl naming her daughter La-a, pronounced (La-Dash-a). I'm all for people naming their kids how they want, but just like I get to laugh at parents who name their kids Adolf Hitler, I sure as hell am going to laugh at La-a,
Ultimately, unique names are cool I think but with anything there is a line to be drawn lol
Ultimately, unique names are cool I think but with anything there is a line to be drawn lol
LaserBuddha
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It jumped the shark for me early in life when I encountered "Lasagna".
And, I kid you not, "Shithead" (pronounced Sha-theed, someone's idea of a joke....on their child!?)
And, I kid you not, "Shithead" (pronounced Sha-theed, someone's idea of a joke....on their child!?)
Escape Goat
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LaFawnda is the best name
oneils
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No fucking way.
CountAntonius
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Some Latin names get pretty brutal too. Hedeon(head-eh-un) and Refugio to name a few I've cringed at.
I once met a kid named "Bullshit."
You can't legally name someone that.
Karsticles
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The best name I ever heard for a child comes from my wife when she worked for Medicaid. Someone named their child "Mother Earth". Second place goes to Shequisha, which sounds like a borderline onomatopoeia to me. I'm all about unique names. I want to give my kids some great, unique names. These names baffle me, though.
Oh yeah, there were lots of those in the database, too. People with names that were clearly spelled one way, but the parent insisted they were pronounced in some incomprehensible other way.A read about a girl naming her daughter La-a, pronounced (La-Dash-a). I'm all for people naming their kids how they want, but just like I get to laugh at parents who name their kids Adolf Hitler, I sure as hell am going to laugh at La-a,
Ultimately, unique names are cool I think but with anything there is a line to be drawn lol
I know a girl called Popcorn, and her brother Pep-si.
Devolution
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I'd rather talk about when celebrities got it in their head to name their kids stuff like "Jermajesty" "Pilot Inspector" and "Audio Science."
DiscoJer
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It probably started with the "Roots" phenomenon of the 70s. Or at least that make it mainstream (as opposed to the black power movement of the late 60s early 70s)
It was a book by Alex Haley, which turned into a big TV mini-series in 1977, 3rd highest TV show ever in terms of ratings. They pulled some punches in the mini-series, but still very shocking - I certainly remember it vividly and I watched it when I was 6.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roots_(TV_miniseries)
There was an episode of Barney Miller where one of the detectives paid a service to try to find his African family's name, only to discover that he was actually Scottish.
But then it sort of evolved, with people modifying the names. You see this a lot too with European names, especially women. But even my name, Jeremy, can be spelled Jeremi or Jeromy or Jeramy. And itself is a shortened version of Jeremiah, which in turn is basically derived from an Aramaic name.
It was a book by Alex Haley, which turned into a big TV mini-series in 1977, 3rd highest TV show ever in terms of ratings. They pulled some punches in the mini-series, but still very shocking - I certainly remember it vividly and I watched it when I was 6.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roots_(TV_miniseries)
There was an episode of Barney Miller where one of the detectives paid a service to try to find his African family's name, only to discover that he was actually Scottish.
But then it sort of evolved, with people modifying the names. You see this a lot too with European names, especially women. But even my name, Jeremy, can be spelled Jeremi or Jeromy or Jeramy. And itself is a shortened version of Jeremiah, which in turn is basically derived from an Aramaic name.
samus i am
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I know a guy who knows a guy that met someone name Carl. WTF! That doesn't even make sense.
Pilot Inspector is the worst one. Everyone involved in that decision was clearly high.
Trojita
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Apple?
oneils
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Are there laws about this in the US?
nVidiot_Whore
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I thought they were:
1) Based on Swahili names
2) Often modified with La because of the French influence on New Orleans, where many African Americans settled after the slaves were freed.
1) Based on Swahili names
2) Often modified with La because of the French influence on New Orleans, where many African Americans settled after the slaves were freed.
les papillons sexuels
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these names are awesome. Except Jermajesty, that's just horrible. I like Crime fighter as a name. I dont see any reason why a person can't have an interesting middle name like that.
Watch an episode of Maury.
Dreams-Visions
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those aren't african names, nor are they attempts at pseudo/quasi-African names.
if you thought they were, maybe you should have been doing more history book reading than watching episodes of Maury.
Dreams-Visions
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I knew a kid named "Lucky". Because his mother got pregnant at like 16, so they felt he was lucky to be here.
o.o
I chose the name KungFucius for my Monk.
BladeoftheImmortal
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My fake black name is Shaquan John.
A larose by any other name would smell just as sweet.
amazing.
Dark Knyght
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Destined for greatness.
At work I interviewed a woman named Dijonaise. That would be like calling my daughter Soy Sauce or Toyo.
Though to be fair, I find it horrible when Filipinos name their kids as an amalgamation of their parents name. I knew a Raynor, Jhonafer (dad's name was Jon), Mattris, Jenniphree, and Michathany.
Though to be fair, I find it horrible when Filipinos name their kids as an amalgamation of their parents name. I knew a Raynor, Jhonafer (dad's name was Jon), Mattris, Jenniphree, and Michathany.
Trojita
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I didn't think to associate the La with French Culture, like La Croix, because I've seen it used in communities without likely French influence, but that does make sense.
I was asking for the origin of a certain cultural phenomenon. I received answers to this question that I can then look into and validate. This was not meant to be racist in any way and I would hope that the thread does not turn racist.
I was asking for the origin of a certain cultural phenomenon. I received answers to this question that I can then look into and validate. This was not meant to be racist in any way and I would hope that the thread does not turn racist.
Parallax
best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
jason lee needs his ass kicked for that one.
Dude Abides
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I know a Williamsburg hipster who named his son Atomic.
SquiddyCracker
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Like Le-a?
Pronounce the dash.
Pronounce the dash.
The Awesomest
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I believe Barack (Barak) is a biblical name.
Half black, half amazing.
I H8 Memes
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I was flipping through the channels once and came across this show called Bridezillas. Woman on there was named Latrina. What the hell parents, did you really name your daughter after a toilet?
AKingNamedPaul
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BEYONZO
lol i'm dying
Randolph Freelander
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Something something muslim.
Uhh...no. There's thousands of tribes that have names unrelated to any type of Western/Arab name.
Buddha Beam
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This thread is probably going to look like a bloodbath 24 hours from now after the mods get around to it.
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That said, my wife promised me that if we have boys in the future, I can name them Clark and Bruce, with their middles names being Kent and Wayne.
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