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JBourne said:
This is all I think about when I see sex scenes in Game of Thrones or Spartacus or whatever.
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GoT? Sure. But Spartacus? Nah. Anyone who had any money bathed himself daily. Rich people had their own baths, but ever regular people tried to visit public bathhouse every day. Couple that with the fact that women usually tried to remove all the hair from their bodies and you can see how Romans were really anal about being clean.
 
I view the rectal scent as a checkered flag waiving me home and to keep on plowing, because I'm fairly positive her sphincter muscles relaxing is a sign of pre-orgasm ecstasy.
 
3phemeral said:
hmwUYL
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Incredible. Oh my god.
 
Vigilant Walrus said:
When people say "I love to eat ass. Its okay, she clean bro" don't people risk getting sick from the coli bacteria? I mean, if a chef doesnt wash his hands after pooping the food he cooks might make everyone who eats it very sick?
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*Might* - most E. coli strains are actually not harmful to humans, especially when ingested. E. coli is/can be a problem when it gets in contact with open wounds or other organic systems (female genital tract fir example), if your immune system is compromised or if you have the bad luck of coming across a pathogenic strain (which you don't get from licking a healthy person's asshole).
Add to that that most parts of your digestive tract, including your mouth, are filled with a shitload of bacteria that compete with the new guys. this "battle" is fought 24/7 in your mouth, on your skin, in your butt, etc. and usually the good guys win, simply because of numbers.
 
AdrianWerner said:
GoT? Sure. But Spartacus? Nah. Anyone who had any money bathed himself daily. Rich people had their own baths, but ever regular people tried to visit public bathhouse every day. Couple that with the fact that women usually tried to remove all the hair from their bodies and you can see how Romans were really anal about being clean.
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Oh, cool. I am in no way knowledgeable about Roman bathing habits, so I just assumed they were disgusting animals.

GoT, though. Show spoilers:
You know Ygritte hadn't seen a bath in quite some time, and Jon Snow was pretty eager to munch that.
 
JBourne said:
Oh, cool. I am in no way knowledgeable about Roman bathing habits, so I just assumed they were disgusting animals.

GoT, though. Show spoilers:
You know Ygritte hadn't seen a bath in quite some time, and Jon Snow was pretty eager to munch that.
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I remember that scene very well, because I had the exact same thought
 
Yeah, this happened with this chick I've been seeing. Last time we "hung out" the stench was fricken unbearable. To the point that I had to stop and call it a night. Don't plan on seeing her again (it's okay though, she was pretty ugly).

While this isn't as much of a problem for men as it is for women (What the hell, God? Why place the snack bar next to the outhouse?), I do tend to make an effort to keep that area thoroughly cleansed whenever I'm about to go in a situation that requires me to take off my pants.
 
AdrianWerner said:
GoT? Sure. But Spartacus? Nah. Anyone who had any money bathed himself daily. Rich people had their own baths, but ever regular people tried to visit public bathhouse every day. Couple that with the fact that women usually tried to remove all the hair from their bodies and you can see how Romans were really anal about being clean.
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The vikings where really clean too. We say saturday is Lørdag, which is derived from "washing day" because vikings washed every week. That is not the picture you get when you think of barbarian pagan heathens;

In Scandinavian countries, Saturday is called lördag, "lørdag," or laurdag, the name being derived from the old word laugr/laug (hence Icelandic name Laugardagur), meaning bath, thus Lördag equates to bath-day. This is due to the Viking practice of bathing on Saturdays.[
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More; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturday


raindoc said:
*Might* - most E. coli strains are actually not harmful to humans, especially when ingested. E. coli is/can be a problem when it gets in contact with open wounds or other organic systems (female genital tract fir example), if your immune system is compromised or if you have the bad luck of coming across a pathogenic strain (which you don't get from licking a healthy person's asshole).
Add to that that most parts of your digestive tract, including your mouth, are filled with a shitload of bacteria that compete with the new guys. this "battle" is fought 24/7 in your mouth, on your skin, in your butt, etc. and usually the good guys win, simply because of numbers.
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Thank you for explaining this. That is very interesting!
 
Threads like these make me suddenly realize I have standards. Yay.
 
You do realise you're talking (writing!) to actual people? This isn't some advanced AI program that regurgitates jokes, GIFs, and memes to the typings of your inner thoughts?
 
RELIGHT said:
Damnit well maybe I shouldn't say anything. Need to think this through. She's coming home in an hour and sent me a text saying "be ready". Thing is she just had Mexican food and that usually doesn't sit well with her. Maybe she won't be in the mood
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This post nearly turned me asexual. Good lord that is some foul imagery.

A few random thoughts reading this thread:

- When you wake up and if there's even a 10% chance of you having sex by the end of the day, you take a morning shower and clean yourself thoroughly. Another shower might be necessary after work/school, if you tend to sweat during the day.

-- Now if you've been married for awhile or in a long-tern relationship, you're probably more tolerant of each other's uptown and downtown funk. But even then there are limits and often times marriages fall apart because literally they're tired of smelling each other's shit.

- If you do find yourself in a spontaneous sex situation where either of you might not be smelling their freshest, just keep it primal. Don't be a dick by insisting on oral pleasures and avoid diving head first into the muff or taint. Save your Red Shoe Diaries love making sessions for when both of you have adequately bathed.

- I've personally never went taint tasting. The thought of possibly licking traces of human fecal matter triggers my germ-phobia. But it's my own hangup and it's probably why I'll never fully free my mind and leave the Matrix. For Neo, "there was no spoon" when he jumped off a building. For me, I must believe "there is no poop" while I try to eat ass.

- Late-Night GAF is crazy. But when Late-Night GAF starts appearing during the middle of the day, it's just disturbing.
 
When she bends over, put lot of lube on tissue and clean it up. Without her noticing that you are cleaning, make her feel like you are putting some lube on. And then swallow the tissue. Thats the only way OP.
 
Nope. My girl keeps that ass clean. A good general rule is that if it smells shitty you don't interact with it too much. Same goes for that swamp ass.

Better get both your asses in a shower for a straight deep clean prior to anything.
 
I only date hot Swedish models and their buttholes are always clean. Just curious though, what does a woman's butthole smell or taste like? My virgin friend would like to know....
 
I went straight from page 1 to 8, but I assume that ´the correct way of wiping The Butt`-gif has been posted? The spinning tissue one
 
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