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[ScOULaris]

last thursday in the middle of netflixing Friday the 13th

we ate french toast in bed after

Haha, thanks for the details. You really painted an interesting picture there...

 

[Man]

23 years ago

Not sure if that was screams of pleasure.

 

[Russell]

Saturday night. My plan is to go through this week without it.

 

[bucsfan0210]

5 months.
I'm dating a virgin so i gotta take it slow with her. Hopefully in the next month.

 

[bengraven]

Months and months.

I've been sitting alone, forever hoping and praying for just a touch of it, but no smanging for me. Forever alone, just me and my hand.

(I'm married)

 

[brianjones]

having sex right now .. posting from iphone

 

[cnizzle06]

Yesterday afternoon.

 

[KJTB]

This is a weird self congratulatory thread...

Uh, 3 days ago.

With an ex D:

 

[TheExodu5]

My wife fractured her 14th vertebrae the day before New Years. I've had it twice since then.

Spoiler

Please don't tell her.

Your wife is crying right now...

 

[Nose Master]

Five days ago.

 

[Luscious LeftFoot]

Saturday night. My plan is to go through this week without it.

And only a week ago, you were raging in the girl-age thread about not being able to talk to women.

Big-ups to you.

 

[Nafai1123]

Friday night in a hotel bathroom.

 

[thetrin]

It's been about 2 years. Yep!

more than two years ago smh. i really, really need to get laid again because, honestly, jerking off has gotten boring--i still do it pretty much on a daily basis, but i'm not enjoying it anymore as much as i used to.

I hear that, bud.

 

[DeathbyVolcano]

never

 

[black_vegeta]

Last Thursday.

Wife just got her period, so I won't be getting none for at least 2 weeks.

 

[Erasus]

Never.

Ignorance is bliss? ...

 

[jim-jam bongs]

An hour ago.

Wait you mean with another person?

 

[sixteen-bit]

never

really? i'd totally smang you!

 

[Carlisle]

2 nights ago. Smanged it good too.

 

[A Human Becoming]

July and I don't expect to again for a longggggggggg time.

 

[AVclub]

Your wife is crying right now...

In all seriousness, since her injury I couldn't "smash it and bang it" anyway. So my grand total for 2011 so far is zero smangs. However, I have had some cautious and gentle sex with her a couple of times since her injury.

 

[kadab]

gonna get me some tonight

 

[Vox-Pop]

never

with your looks i'd be all over the place.

 

[xelios]

I got smanged Saturday.

 

[Meadows]

Last Thursday.

Wife just got her period, so I won't be getting none for at least 2 weeks.

wat? Periods last from 3-6 (6 at very most) days.

 

[WyndhamPrice]

Last Thursday.

Wife just got her period, so I won't be getting none for at least 2 weeks.

2 weeks? It really lasts that long? That's awful. I always thought it was like a week tops, but my last girlfriend was on the pill so that really shortened it.

Last time was last April for me. Currently workin' on it with the new GF but we were away for each other for like a month right at the start and it's been kind of a journey since then. Soon, I hope.

 

[ThanksVision]

17 years

Spoiler

I was born in 93

btw I couldn't stop laughing at this:

having sex right now .. posting from iphone

 

[sixteen-bit]

with your looks i'd be all over the place.

from the bed to the lawn?

 

[Sleeper901]

Last Thursday.

Wife just got her period, so I won't be getting none for at least 2 weeks.

so she has two-week-long periods every month?

mmmmmm.......

 

[A Human Becoming]

17 years

Spoiler

I was born in 93

You're still pretty young, don't frown.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Never. It's on my to-do list.

 

[jim-jam bongs]

so she has two-week-long periods every month?

mmmmmm.......

No the second week she develops a severe headache.

 

[Barrage]

Thursday. This girl's on her P, so i'll have to wait until Friday.

 

[AVclub]

No the second week she develops a severe headache.

Orgasms are a cure for headaches. Tell her that, then cum in her mouth!

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Orgasms are a cure for headaches. Tell her that, then cum in her mouth!

Tell her it will whiten her teeth also!

 

[SolKane]

I was talking to some guys in the toilet

sure you're into ladies bro?

edit: where can I find pics of BrandNew?

dbledit: nvm, saw his pics. find it hard to believe he's not having any success

 

[black_vegeta]

so she has two-week-long periods every month?

mmmmmm.......

Nah, her periods last about 7 days. After that she'll wait for a week after that to have sex. It's just her routine. On average we'll have sex twice a month.

Although that will be increasing since we're going to start a family.

 

[Liquidus]

This morning when I got home from work and then later when we woke up at 1pm. 10 months in mind you. We're going to the strip club now so hopefully one more time today.

 

[Lambtron]

I've never called is "smanging" sooo... never?

 

[kame-sennin]

Twice on Friday morning before she went to work.

Whats sad is that she hasnt touched me in anyway sexual in the past two months either. Its like im single again.

You need to make a thread (or save gaf the effort and just get a new girlfriend) because it sounds like you need in depth advice.

this is why i miss smileys

What happened to them?

 

[Beardz]

Yesterday night, and maybe tonight too...

 

[Phoenix]

Tell her it will whiten her teeth also!

You guys are awful...


I love it.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

last Friday

some girl iv seen 2 or 3 time before at parties and last friday shit got real

 

[dark_chris]

Exactly 12 mins ago.

 

[The Elite]

This morning when I got home from work and then later when we woke up at 1pm. 10 months in mind you. We're going to the strip club now so hopefully one more time today.

Sounds like you're with the right kind of woman.

 

[GameplayWhore]

I haven't smanged anyone, but I fucked a petite bondage model at a Sci-Fi Convention eight days ago. Almost didn't work out, as she had to ask her boyfriend if it'd be okay. It's kind of nice to wake up in the morning to a pair of lips around your penis. (it's also nice to get texted "that was amazing" that afternoon, especially when I thought I was a little subpar for my own standards)

I just bought a house after a near infinite span living with my parents. Once it's a bit more fixed up and prettified, I'll finally have a place to take new friends home to. In the meantime, my next "vacation" will likely be the Wicked Faire in mid-Feb. Hopefully.

My only real boastage is that I celebrated 10-10-10 at a Burning Man event fucking two women who were about a decade and a half my junior, both of whom pursued me pretty aggressively. Regrettably, they were at different times of the day. :/

Spoiler

also, I like the removal of graphical smileys from this place

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Way too long ago. Considering I'm a sex addict.

 

[Wario64]

3 months

 

[ATF487]

in a previous life/never

 

[The Elite]

Way too long ago. Considering I'm a sex addict.

This goes for me and it's best that I don't say how long.