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[pix]

.... do you pee to the side of the water to be more quiet? Or do you pee directly into the water not giving a shit. Doesn't matter if you're in a public restroom or at home.

 

[FindMyFarms]

On the floor. Makes a nice splatting sound. Sometimes I'll miss and hit the rug though, really annoying.

 

[Shoogoo]

I take the quiet path.

 

[gottalovetheglove]

If in the general area of other people at night I pee at the side of the toilet otherwise I don't really give a fuck where it goes as long as it's in the bowl.

 

[JimiNutz]

I close my eyes and let my ears guide me

 

[Choke on the Magic]

I pee on the toilet paper in public restrooms.

 

[Dabanton]

quiet i hate hearing people pissing,it's especially weird when you hear girls pissing. :lol

or even worst farting in the toilet.:lol

 

[Sword Familiar]

I mark my territory on the nearby neighborhood trees.

But when I DO pee in the toilet, it's gotta be loud.

 

[Midas]

I pee on the toilet paper in public restrooms.

:lol


Haven't really thought about it. I'll see what I'll do next time!

 

[Fritz]

in public I am a show-off. I piss full force as loud as possible. totaly different beast in private though

 

[Thunder Monkey]

quiet i hate hearing people pissing,it's especially weird when you hear girls pissing. :lol

or even worst farting in the toilet.:lol

I do the opposite.

I release my bowels when people walk into a public bathroom. It's like marking my territory, but with foul smelling poonugs.

 

[BigBlue1974]

quiet i hate hearing people pissing,it's especially weird when you hear girls pissing. :lol

or even worst farting in the toilet.:lol

I've never quite understood how farting somehow becomes completely acceptable when standing at urinals.

At my work, I'll be standing at one of the urinals doing my business and a co-worker will come in, obviously see me there and just let one rip as they start to pee.

In a toilet, I do try to pee quietly, usually on the front edge where the water meets the porcelain.

 

[John Dunbar]

i pee in the sink to save water from flushing.

 

[deadbeef]

:lol


Haven't really thought about it. I'll see what I'll do next time!

Most of GAF pees sitting down, so that makes it a good bit quieter I would imagine.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

i pee in the sink to save water from flushing.

(neutral) John Dunbar
correct about everything
(Today, 08:30 AM)

 

[Chinner]

i'm envromentally friendly so i drink my own urine

 

[MIMIC]

I used to try and pee quietly (I used to think that hearing people piss was awkward) but now I don't give a fuck.

 

[X26]

Dead center. Sometimes I'll even flush before I'm done to see if I can beat the toilet

 

[GoutPatrol]

At the back of the bowl.

 

[xabre]

I don't piss in the toilet, milk carton ftw.

 

[Erebus]

What's with all the pissing threads lately?

 

[∀ Narayan]

I piss on the brain.

 

[zoukka]

You don't hear me peeing or shitting. I always laugh when someone is in the toilet and you can hear 'em from different rooms. So nasty.

Though sometimes it's fun to shoot in to the water when you really have a good amount of urine in you. Sounds like a horse is peeing.

 

[Escape Goat]

What's with all the pissing threads lately?

GAF is gay. REALLY gay lately. Threads about underwear, pissing, what you do with your undearwear when you piss and just look a tthe number of Views/posts in the Hot Men thread. Its more than just the Gayming Agers.

 

[NIN90]

I usually sit because it's prety hard to aim with this huge weiner.

Now the real question is:
After taking a shit - sit and wipe or stand and wipe?

 

[panda21]

like a powerful horse

 

[zoukka]

I usually sit because it's prety hard to aim with this huge weiner.

That doesn't make any sense man. You could just hang it above the toilet or even dip it inside no? And if you'd sit, wouldn't it touch the porcelain ewgh

 

[The Librarian]

I do the opposite.

I release my bowels when people walk into a public bathroom. It's like marking my territory, but with foul smelling poonugs.

ew

 

[Pizza Luigi]

I piss into the water reservoir.

Next time someone flushes....priceless.

 

[traynuvthawt]

I piss in jars.

I'm so awesome, my urine is currency.

 

[Shoogoo]

What's with all the pissing threads lately?

I was wondering the same.

 

[pnjtony]

Quiet route. I thought I was the only one actually.

 

[thesoapster]

I usually only stand at urinals...and then, eh...probably into the water...then again, I haven't really thought about it until this thread.

 

[Coins]

I've never quite understood how farting somehow becomes completely acceptable when standing at urinals.

At my work, I'll be standing at one of the urinals doing my business and a co-worker will come in, obviously see me there and just let one rip as they start to pee.

In a toilet, I do try to pee quietly, usually on the front edge where the water meets the porcelain.

Whats wrong with farting at the urinal? Are you suggesting I should go sit on the toilet just to fart?

 

[Dagon]

The potty threads at GAF are always entertaining.

I'm a sitter (unless I'm at a public toilet), so by default it's the side for me.

 

[JimmyV]

When I was a little kid I thought if I pee'd in the exact same spot on the toilet right above the water, I could burn a hole to China. Never worked out. However, out of habit, I pee in that spot. Sometimes I'll go in and out of the water to to make different sound effects and all.

 

[neorej]

I usually aim at the wall to the side, under such an angle that the pee ricochets into the pot. Took some practice but I get aplause after I went in a public restroom.

 

[StormyTheRabbit]

I pee on the side if its late at night. But if I have made it known how bad I have to piss, I just go balls to the wall and piss straight into the water, making my piss seem much louder.

 

[Lau]

Bought a diaper, far more practical.

 

[Coins]

The potty threads at GAF are always entertaining.

I'm a sitter (unless I'm at a public toilet), so by default it's the side for me.

You sit to piss when youre at home?

 

[DoomGyver]

I'm still trying to find the right angle so piss doesn't splash up on your legs.

If anyone knows the secret, let me know.

 

[Dagon]

You sit to piss when youre at home?

I do. It's comfortable and I don't have to turn on the light when I go during the night. You should try it.

 

[Duane Cunningham]

Loud, although this morning when I woke up (as in, ten minutes ago), I was loudly peeing and it was curiously punctuated with a moment of silence here and there. Then, I realized the drawstring from the flannel pants I slept in was somehow dangling into my pee stream.

 

[yoopoo]

On the side, those tiny splashes can reach disturbingly high even if you cant see them :lol

 

[Flunkie]

I take the quiet path, but the real question is..

Do you wipe afterwards?

 

[Coins]

I take the quiet path, but the real question is..

Do you wipe afterwards?

No, I shake it off as is intended.

 

[∀ Narayan]

I take the quiet path, but the real question is..

Do you wipe afterwards?

Bidet.

 

[Mato]

To the side with everything and a leave the fawcet running too. I live alone too. If I am with other people in the apartment I on top of these I also flush simutaneously.

 

[-viper-]

So wait, you flush with the lid up? You should ALWAYS flush with the lid down, unless you want the toilet water and germs to fly right in your face (and toothbrush and other items you may have near the toilet, if it's a small bathroom)

I'm still trying to find the right angle so piss doesn't splash up on your legs.

If anyone knows the secret, let me know.

The secret is to sit down.

I don't know why GAF is so against sitting down for a piss? It's better to sit down than to stand up and get piss splashing back on you.

 

[Escape Goat]

The secret is to sit down.

I don't know why GAF is so against sitting down for a piss? It's better to sit down than to stand up and get piss splashing back on you.

cuz thats what girls do! lolololol!!