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lil smoke said:
hahah...

I know guys like this.

And guys that try to lift a little more when the girls are around.

The gym is full of the most insecure men on earth.
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The other day, I saw a dude position himself behind and just to the side of a girl who was doing free weights in front of a mirror, so she would basically have to watch him in order to watch herself.
 
Thug Waffle said:
glance, don't stare. at the gym, you really gotta wait for the right moment to check someone out. your primary focus should be your workout. don't go outta your way to get a glimpse of dat ass, you know?

don't hit on a girl during her workout unless you're already friends and you spend less than a couple minutes doing it

also, people saying never hit on a girl at the gym either don't go to the gym, don't have any game, or generally don't know what the hell they're talking about (see above).

source: i work at a gym. people flirt with one another all the time. sometimes it's too much, sometimes it hits the sweet spot.
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GAF Is officially Yahoo! Answers.

Glance, don't stare, but never hit on a girl while they're working out.
 
SnakeSlashRO said:
When I'm at the gym, I can't workout if there is a female with cake and stretch pants or yoga pants on (curse you lululemon you had a good thing going on!). Decided I would make a home gym to save on money and to focus better when lifting.



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Still need mirrors, a cage (non smith machine). So not 100% complete yet, but more than enough to make some gains! (Yes I'm the guy who made this thread... )
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I have my own home gym minus the Smith rack which should be burnt to the ground. I do have a regular squat rack but for the past few months I've been enjoying going to the gym more so it just sits there.
 
There's practically no place I don't ogle females if they're super hot (hopefully not obviously, but probably obviously). The mirrors at gyms are great for this.
 
TheNiX said:
GAF Is officially Yahoo! Answers.

Glance, don't stare, but never hit on a girl while they're working out.
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hahahah

pretty much what you said, with the exception that it's okay to have a quick chat with someone if you're already properly acquainted (that doesn't mean go up to your friend when she's on a treadmill and try to chat her up... you wouldn't approach her and start talking in the middle of a bench press set, would you?)

edit: lmao that fucking video in the op. "i'm hitting on girls just by fuckin' bein' heeya!"
 
Monday there was a woman in a low cut, cut up tshirt. And she was bouncing on the elliptical. I had to look thrice, and she saw me all three times. I'm not going to stare, but I am probably going to look.

She did not distract me from proper form though.
 
Neither. I'm fat as shit and feel awkward enough when I'm there. I don't want any attractive women looking at my horrid girth, so I try to be as inconspicuous as possible.
 
WARCOCK said:
this roided womanz was squatting 4 plates and it was weirdly attractive despite the fact that she looked like a dog.
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Roid women can be super, super fucking hot

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So damn hot! Aaaah!
 
Yes.

But the worst is when im finishing up my run on the treadmill and then some chick with a phat ass gets on the one in front of me. Im so tired from running but i cant leave without getting a solid 5 minutes of ass watching.
 
The shit my wife has heard when she's trying to squat or dead is fucking stupid.

Like when she was chalking her hands to deadlift and someone said "oh do you rock climb derp derp?"
 
blackflag said:
I have my own home gym minus the Smith rack which should be burnt to the ground. I do have a regular squat rack but for the past few months I've been enjoying going to the gym more so it just sits there.
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Everyone talks crap about a smith but for the price I got it, I really can't complain. I still have a flat bench and Olympic plates so its really hard to argue someone can't get a good workout with what I have. I got the smith from a friend who never used it for 700, with 275lbs of olympic plates which is pretty damn good (for free to boot). I do have plenty of space for a cage, that will sit on the other side of the gym. As long as it stands under 8ft ill be good.
 
Why are the only two options a) to perv or b) to hit on her? Is it not possible to strike up a normal conversation with a girl you've met at the gym without being a perv or creep? Yes, some women go the gym to work out and not be bothered; the same is true for women at the coffee shop, museum, library or sports bar. Some girls like the company and wish to meet strangers. Others don't. You just have to recognize the clues and determine if an approach is warranted.

If she's in the middle of set, wearing headphones and/or staring at a magazine don't approach her. If you're walking next to her on the way to the lockers or another part of the gym and she's not showing signs of wishing to remain undisturbed it's perfectly acceptable to let her know of another human's existence, perhaps one who would like to get to know her.
 
There's this one old guy at my gym whose got tan hot dog skin and big muscles. He keeps hitting on the girls there but I don't think I've ever seen him find any type of success.

To be honest I think the gym is the place where he feels most comfortable trying to pick up chicks.
 
Ataraxia said:
Why are the only two options a) to perv or b) to hit on her? Is it not possible to strike up a normal conversation with a girl you've met at the gym without being a perv or creep? Yes, some women go the gym to work out and not be bothered; the same is true for women at the coffee shop, museum, library or sports bar. Some girls like the company and wish to meet strangers. Others don't. You just have to recognize the clues and determine if an approach is warranted.

If she's in the middle of set, wearing headphones and/or staring at a magazine don't approach her. If you're walking next to her on the way to the lockers or another part of the gym and she's not showing signs of wishing to remain undisturbed it's perfectly acceptable to let her know of another human's existence, perhaps one who would like to get to know her.
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because they are hit on daily, and it's annoying. so calm it down, and let women talk to you.

that's normal.
 
Yeah I look. Now at 36 though a lot of these younger women are getting into young enough to be my daugther range so that is not fun. Personally though the type of women I appreciate the most at the gym are those my age with kids who are in good shape. As an old married man and a dad I really respect that and find it attractive as hell. Once you get into your mid 30s there aren't that many of them left.
 
Sunflower said:
Roid women can be super, super fucking hot

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So damn hot! Aaaah!
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This is horrible. She has a cute face, but when you're having sex with her you're basically fucking a ripped dude with a cute girly face.

Edit: Seriously, someone shop her face away and then aks the same people who find this attractive what they think about it now. Do this!
 
Raiden said:
This is horrible. She has a cute face, but when you're having sex with her you're basically fucking a ripped dude with a cute girly face.
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I fail to see the problem uwaaaah
 
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