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[ultron87]

Bro, I don't even put my ass on the toilet seat. Haven't done so in YEARS. Not even at home, but especially not in public restrooms. I literally squat inches above the toilet. This way I don't even have to fumble with toilet paper creating a padded seat.

Well now I understand why reading on the toilet seems weird to you.

I assure you that you aren't practicing normal bathroom behavior.

 

[Mattdaddy]

Bro, I don't even put my ass on the toilet seat. Haven't done so in YEARS. Not even at home, but especially not in public restrooms. I literally squat inches above the toilet. This way I don't even have to fumble with toilet paper creating a padded seat.

Hahaha I'll give you that! I can't shit in public it's absolutely disgusting. The process described I can only pull off at home. The only time I shit in a foreign toilet is if I am absolutely forced to out of necessity, like I'm out of town or it's an emergency. Even then that is rare.

 

[demon]

Bro, I don't even put my ass on the toilet seat. Haven't done so in YEARS. Not even at home, but especially not in public restrooms. I literally squat inches above the toilet. This way I don't even have to fumble with toilet paper creating a padded seat.

That's how women pee in public restrooms, not how men shit.

 

[HeadlessRoland]

At my desk and laying in bed.

 

[Wthermans]

Work, bathroom, in between loading maps in TF2.

 

[MrOogieBoogie]

That's how women pee in public restrooms, not how men shit.

You know, fuck those guys who have no problem playing trumpet solos with their assholes in public restrooms. I don't understand how someone could not be embarrassed shitting so loudly with others in the vicinity. I could never.

 

[ShaunBRS]

That's how women pee in public restrooms, not how men shit.

The Drunken Master Sustained Shitting Squat is a most manly and noble shitting technique, I'll have you know.

 

[threenote]

same, although it's tough in the morning when the RER is packed.

 

[Maklershed]

On the bus to and from work.

 

[njean777]

mostly in the mornings in my room, I have a hard time reading in public with a bunch of noise.

 

[Valygar]

Lying on my bed, reading with my Kindle.

 

[wenis]

On the toilet, public transportation and if I get the time lounging around the house.

 

[williamsan]

Lying on my bed, reading with my Kindle.

This. It's become a ritual, really. After everything's done for the day, after I shower and set my alarms, I lay down and read on my kindle. That, and the toilet too.

 

[thezerofire]

coffee shop, no question. I can't read at home, and the library just feels weird. coffee shops have good atmosphere to read in somehow

edit: on the toilet too. I always need a book when I'm on the pot

 

[Jay Sosa]

doublepost

 

[Jay Sosa]

my garden..i hardly read anything when its winter, that season is for jrpgs only.

Bro, I don't even put my ass on the toilet seat. Haven't done so in YEARS. Not even at home, but especially not in public restrooms. I literally squat inches above the toilet. This way I don't even have to fumble with toilet paper creating a padded seat.

the fuck?

you should go and see a psychiatrist