JonnyBigBoss
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Final Fantasy VII. It was captivating beginning to end.
You are not supposed to think about that with all the fawning of Rosa and Rydia over you. Oh Cecil, nothing bad will ever happen to me as long as I can be your waifu.To his credit, when Cecil was a DKnight, he was a decent character. His objectives, his ideals, and his path to redemption made sense. But when he class-changed into a Paladin, he became a shell of that character to me, incapable of leading because he makes so many mistakes and no one ever calls him out for it because he's somehow repented for all of his sins and is implicitly being treated as someone who shouldn't be held accountable for his lack of leadership and lack of making spur-of-the-moment decisions. It's absolutely grating.
I can no longer stand that character.
Okay.Hellllllll no.
It is just as convoluted, but to me, FFXIII had things happen that literally did not make sense or contradicted itself. And characters did things for reasons I don't know. As crazy and twisty as FFXIII-2 is, most character motives make sense, and there is at least a plot that, although a bit zany at times, can have its pieces glued together.
"lol, video games can't have stories in the league of classic lit"
Kefka's transformation is a masterwork of character development and story pacing. This character changes everything as he rises in power, and remains compelling while doing it. Not to mention that the world he inhabits is incredibly interesting and untypical of the jRPG genre, making magic a taboo and showing what happens to a fantasy world that once embraced magic once it turns on it. It's not a hyperbolic statement. There is plenty of classic literature that FF VI doesn't hold a candle to, but there is plenty it could stand toe to toe with in written form.
Holy God yes! 13-2 is ten times the crap that 13 was. "Hey so how does this work?" "PARADOX." "How about this?" "THE GODDESS." "And this?" "PARADOX GODDESS." "And Chocolina?" UGH UGH UGH.
Nevermind the shit ending that game pulled. 1)Serah shouldn't be dead. She's supposed to die because you change the future, except YOU DON'T CHANGE THE FUTURE. Cocoon still falls. And more to the point, if it was killing Caius that influenced the new future, which it must be because Serah doesn't short-circuit until after Caius' death, then what did killing Caius OUTSIDE OF TIME do to change that? If it was leading him away from Cocoon, why didn't she short out in Valhalla? 2) Why the fuck did Cocoon fall? It was held in place by a pillar of Crystal that had only been there for 500 years. Crystal does NOT erode that fast. And it can't be that the exterior of Cocoon had eroded in the Crystal's grasp, because that'd been there for 13,000 years, x of which it had been completely sealed and so no Fal'Cie inside could do anything to it and no Fal'Cie outside dared try. YOU SPEND THE WHOLE DAMN GAME STOPPING THE THING FROM FALLING AND OOOPS IT FALLS ANYWAY. 3) Chocolina. Fuck that explanation. 4)Noel didn't kill Caius and him inevitably angsting about it in the next game is gonna suck hard. Caius killed himself. The only reason Noel's hands were on the sword was to stop Caius. 5) Why the fuck doesn't Caius kill himself sooner then? 6)PARADOXES.
I hate XIII-2's plot SO MUCH.
Melodrama is not reserved for just angst. I guess a better word for it would be ham.
Actually hold on there was still plenty fucking melodrama. Caius was Sephiroth on steroids.
There is everything wrong with ham when the work is asking me to be deeply affected by the events being hammed.There is nothing wrong with ham.
Have you ever actually read a book before?
Calling Kefka's transformation a "masterwork of character development" is hilarious and I don't think you realize it.
I'm kind of shocked how FF has failed to have a "world shattering" moment ever again.
All these mentions of ff11 makes me feel im missing out something big.
There is everything wrong with ham when the work is asking me to be deeply affected by the events being hammed.
I think it's funny how the elusive "classic literature" always gets mentioned as some type of legitimizing agent in these types of conversations.
It's sad.
MORE INFO1. They actually did change the future, then right at the end of the game the future changed again, killing serah because it forced her curse to activate. Basically, Caius had 1000 years to set all this shit up before anyone was able to to do anything, and made sure everything worked out in his favor. His entire training of Noel? It was to get him to kill him at that specific time. By doing this, chaos would be unlocked. However he can't kill himself, he's immortal. It has to transfer. I'm guessing that because Etro was already half dead by fucking up the timeline, stabbing the heart killed her instead of doing a proper transfer.
2. IF YOU PLAYED THE SIDEQUESTS or even the fucking game, you learn that there was a specific monster setup by caius to throw slimes from one time period into another, which congealed into a Slime thing that deteriorates the crystal little by little. That and the crushing pressure of a fucking moon on it.
3. You mad. It makes sense.
4. He's not going to angst about it, he wont even probably be mentioned because the next game is all about lightning. Caius basically got everything he wanted in the game.
5. because he can't kill himself.
6. paradoxes own bro.
Caius is alive in the secret ending because EVERYONE is alive in the ending. Near the end it's revealed that Yeul's constant reincarnation was due to going to Valhalla when she died like everyone else, but instead of moving on or staying there or whatever happens normally she decides to go back and is reincarnated as another version of herself. Caius' idea to break this cycle is to make EVERYWHERE Valhalla by breaking time. Once that happens people don't go anywhere when they die, they just stick around. No death, no life, just existence. You can find a log of sorts in the fake town if you revisit it after the game which is quite obviously from Serah after she dies, but she's clearly still around to make it.
You meet more than one Caius during the game but the only one who really matters is the one at the very end. That guy has had thousands of years to come up with the absolute perfect plan, forever, to blow up time by using Noel (who spent his entire life until the events of the game getting "trained" by Caius just for this purpose) to kill him at exactly the right time and place in order to unleash chaos into the real world. The specifics pretty much escape me now but they were never really that clear to begin with, I think.
I love Jojo! It makes me feel like doing push-ups and eating steak. That doesn't mean I hold it as a paragon of good writing, though.You saying you aren't affected by JoJo? The fuck, dude.
I wouldn't say Kefka transformed much at all. He's fairly consistent until the end, when he takes his character to its inevitable extremes.
That said, the final battle is something else. Kefka's battle mirroring the Divine Comedy was brilliant. You fight the horrific first form, move through the populous second form, ascend to the third tier where a Christ-like Kefka is imitating the Pieta with his own Madonna, and then, in the end, the entire battle culminates in the player's encounter with God, who is, to their horror, Kefka.
It's no Milton or Dante, but it pays homage to them in an awesome way.
cosmicblizzard said:Yeah, especially when classic literature is boring as hell. No need to compare the two at all.
It doesn't mean much when one of them is boring as hell and becomes nonexistent after her purpose is served, and the other one's a little kid who was rapidly aged to be a potential love interest for someone else.You are not supposed to think about that with all the fawning of Rosa and Rydia over you. Oh Cecil, nothing bad will ever happen to me as long as I can be your waifu.
Actually, and I'm not saying this because Kain's one of the very few FF4 characters I like, I'm glad FF4 focused on him somewhat. Kain needed to find a way to redeem himself somehow like Cecil did, which is what FF4 left off from. But noooo, we're repeating parts of FF4's arc in TAY because Cecil's sick and his stats are garbage.I enjoy Cecil as a symbol more than a character. Frankly, the biggest let-down of the entirety of TAY is that it utterly wastes the good ideas it had on Kain instead of Cecil.
If Cecil had legitimately fallen to evil, or had been separated into Dark and Light Cecil like he was in the True Moon, and we'd gotten to see Dark Cecil's speech to Golbez anyway, it would've rocked so hard.
Oh, I bet Toriyama loved that.Still, I can't hate Cecil because he, too, ships Firion x Lightning.
I love Jojo! It makes me feel like doing push-ups and eating steak. That doesn't mean I hold it as a paragon of good writing, though.
Never mind that the characters in Jojo are not obnoxious to the extreme. It's a show/manga that appeals to basic human feelings.
3. The entire fucking game was pretty much "hey weird shit is happening, really fucking weird shit because of paradoxes" and you're saying it's not likely for chocolina to be around?3. HOW DOES IT MAKE SENSE NO IT DOESN'T IT'S JUST "OOOOOH A PARADOX DID IT!!" THAT MAKES NO SENSE.
5.Caius DOES kill himself, though. To say that Noel killed him is to ignore what clearly happens on the screen, which is Caius GRABBING NOEL'S SWORD AND SHOVING IT INTO HIS OWN HEART. Noel's actively trying to stop him the entire time. This would be like saying that Aerith killed herself by sitting where Sephiroth could stab her. It's simply not true.
I dunno, painting "classic literature" with a broad brush, whether positively or negatively, is kind of a stupid statement.
That's the point I was making.
I wouldn't say Kefka transformed much at all. He's fairly consistent until the end, when he takes his character to its inevitable extremes.
That said, the final battle is something else. Kefka's battle mirroring the Divine Comedy was brilliant. You fight the horrific first form, move through the populous second form, ascend to the third tier where a Christ-like Kefka is imitating the Pieta with his own Madonna, and then, in the end, the entire battle culminates in the player's encounter with God, who is, to their horror, Kefka.
It's no Milton or Dante, but it pays homage to them in an awesome way.
Final Fantasy XIV is shaping up to be better than XI on a whole. The world is already more detailed and has higher verisimilitude. It also wins points for being a Final Fantasy where sex and murder not hidden.
The perfect ending undoes the one good thing about FFX's plot. Plus lol Toriyama.oh and anyone who mentions FFX-2 gets a perma ban via boot to the ass by yours truly
why? because shut up
shut up is why
Point is that he stops being a character and becomes a self-insert for the player to feel badarse and loved. Like a harem protagonist. Same thing happens to Cloud as soon as he sorts his issues out.It doesn't mean much when one of them is boring as hell and becomes nonexistent after her purpose is served, and the other one's a little kid who was rapidly aged to be a potential love interest for someone else.
Even then, Cecil can't manage to protect anyone.
Maybe I'm too old for this shit then. I personally don't find the characters in FFXIII-2 to be even believable human beings, let alone sympathetic.The term "good writing" should be used contextually IMO. JoJo does what it sets out to accomplish.
I try not to rant on Jojo too much because I am only familiarised with the franchise through the anime.Also, there were at least 2 scenes in part 3 that made me cry. Hope the anime gets that far (ignoring the fact it already has an anime).
Maybe I'm too old for this shit then. I personally don't find the characters in FFXIII-2 to be even believable human beings, let alone sympathetic.
FF14 would like to have a word with you
Most people are - can't blame them for not committing to an MMO, but the work put into its setting alone, not even going into the several individual and interconnected stories, is pretty staggering, and has supported a lot of good storytelling over the years.
I like to provide these glimpses of it from a quest that has you travelling through the central continents in the game: http://wiki.ffxiclopedia.org/wiki/The_Collective_Annals_of_Gwynham_and_Enid_Ironheart
For the amount of detail on more specific elements of the game, i like the Wildlife Files like this one: http://wiki.ffxiclopedia.org/wiki/Atelloune's_Wildlife_Files/Tracking_the_Elusive_Beast
The amount of things you can keep noticing and discovering about the game never really ceases to amaze...
Someone actually bothered to make videos of the major mission lines, as well as a few connected quests, which should help satisfy some curiosity until some far-off future when it might get remade as a single player game (5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10 are in line first, however, and since that includes 7, that far off future might be after the heat death of the Universe): http://ffxicutscenes.blogspot.pt/
Get yourself a copy of FF6 advance. The music isn't as good as the SNES version, but the additional retranslation makes it worth it. Even if you don't consider it the best (a lot of people don't) almost everyone at least puts it in their top 3-4.
Edit: And it looks like Secret Fawful was just saying FF6 is timeless, which I do agree with. Obviously there will be arguments about its quality, but I do think it's something that can be enjoyed for years to come.
I'm pretty sure that outside of the 3 special add-on stories, Kato stopped with FF11 after Zilart.I'm not surprised, most of the FF11 story was done or with help by Kato of CT/CC fame... A lot of people hate on him because they didn't like how CC ended up, but he's a good writer.
FF needs a social link/Private Action system and then things would be complete.Point is that he stops being a character and becomes a self-insert for the player to feel badarse and loved. Like a harem protagonist. Same thing happens to Cloud as soon as he sorts his issues out.
You never talked and laughed! You kept yelling at her. "This the worst birthday ever, Serah. Why are you marrying this fuckup, Serah? Blahblahblahblahblah, Serah?"Maybe I'm too old for this shit then. I personally don't find the characters in FFXIII-2 to be even believable human beings, let alone sympathetic.
dat UmaroXMog OTPFF needs a social link/Private Action system and then things would be complete.
when is their next LP gonna be up i need it nao
I dunno why people are so quick to blame "nostalgia goggles" whenever they happen to have a differing opinion about an older game. Plenty of people have picked up the game for the first time within the last couple of years and loved it too. Plenty of people didn't like it when it was new. It seems like a convient way to make yourself feel better about having a differing opinion. Truth is, it's okay to feel differently from other people; you don't need an excuse, and you don't need to try to belittle people who feel differently in the process by insinuating that their feelings are somehow not legitimate, either.Hm, wonder if I am the only one who thought FF6 was nothing special.
Yes, it was OK but I didn't think there was anything particularly _great_ about it. I think people just use their nostalgia colored glasses too much.
For me, it is FFX by a long shot, then FF7 (although a mess)
I liked FF12 as well.
Do we count FF Tactics here?
FFXIII! Lightning? Snow? Hope!? So awe inspiring, how could anyone write a worse story?
Serious response: Tactics
Not a fan of the early 4 heroes / crystal storyline, or any save the world storyline really.
Eight was okay, but the dreams of being his dad and going after Seifer's sloppy seconds the whole game was kind of off-putting.
X was kind of convoluted for me, the whole dream-world underwater soccer player thing followed by whatever was happening in FFX-2 didn't really draw me in.
XII I just couldn't stand Vaan, could have been so much better.
I suppose we have different definitions of "brilliant".
It was cool but was thoroughly standard-fare.
It doesn't mean much when one of them is boring as hell and becomes nonexistent after her purpose is served, and the other one's a little kid who was rapidly aged to be a potential love interest for someone else.
Even then, Cecil can't manage to protect anyone. Well, unless his auto-cover AI tells him to.
Actually, and I'm not saying this because Kain's one of the very few FF4 characters I like, I'm glad FF4 focused on him somewhat. Kain needed to find a way to redeem himself somehow like Cecil did, which is what FF4 left off from. But noooo, we're repeating parts of FF4's arc in TAY because Cecil's sick and his stats are garbage.
Oh, I bet Toriyama loved that.
3. The entire fucking game was pretty much "hey weird shit is happening, really fucking weird shit because of paradoxes" and you're saying it's not likely for chocolina to be around?
Did you miss the OTHER chocolina mystic lady who would give you fragment skills? Did you miss the Colosseum or Serendipity that existed out of a paradox?
5. I get what you're saying, but it still counts because noel was holding onto the sword.
FFXIII! Lightning? Snow? Hope!? So awe inspiring, how could anyone write a worse story?
Serious response: Tactics
Not a fan of the early 4 heroes / crystal storyline, or any save the world storyline really.
Eight was okay, but the dreams of being his dad and going after Seifer's sloppy seconds the whole game was kind of off-putting.
X was kind of convoluted for me, the whole dream-world underwater soccer player thing followed by whatever was happening in FFX-2 didn't really draw me in.
XII I just couldn't stand Vaan, could have been so much better.
X
-Tidus' struggle to fit into a foreign world/daddy issues
-The warring religious Guado against the machine-using Albed
-Yuna's half Albed/half Guado genetics
-Wakka's racism(?)/hatred against the Albed (not knowing Yuna is half)
-Seymore, that fucking evil cunt. God, the marriage rescue scene is so bad-ass
-Kihlmari Ronso's rilvary with his two older brothers and their eventual face off.
-Auron Auron Auron Auron Auron Auron Auron Auron Auron Auron
-The constant cycle of devastation in a world of prayer and pilgrimage to stave off Sin.
The list goes on.
There's just so many layers to such a vast and incredible world that build on eachother so well, I find it hard to believe so many people hate it for some spotty translation and a PURPOSELY awkward laugh scene. 12 may have been the best written, but I couldn't give less of a fuck for the characters/world. So then what's the point?
Kaz and medibot have been streaming Paper Mario: TTYD for a while now. I kept wondering if I should've posted it in the LP thread.when is their next LP gonna be up i need it nao
Tellah is so fantastic that his stats go down when he levels up.my bro Tellah