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[Pudge]

If I'm being completely honest with myself...

 

[GraveHorizon]

Commander Shepard from the Mass Effect series. As a person that has a hard time even looking people in the eye let alone making small talk with people I see every day, it would be a dream come true to be able to chat up literally anyone I talk to. Having a dialogue wheel that tells me exactly (roughly) what to say, and which choice would be positive or negative in nature. I'd have built-in charisma and charm, and people would just open up their hearts to me. Also, I'd be a badass soldier with space magic.

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

Bayonetta or Dante, stylin' and having enough strength to fight gods and devils would be fun. I'd probably go with Bayo due to having that ass.

Alternatively I'd be Charlie Tunoku from Persona 4, just to have fun with those characters and to hook up my waifu Chie.

 

[TWILT]

I would love to keep it stylish like Dante.

 

[Septimus Prime]

Hands down

Yep. Persona 4 dude, for sure.

 

[ChiefofCitadelSecurity]

Geralt of Rivia

realistically

Those three would be awesome especially Geralt. Every women in Temeria might as well bend over upon arrival. lol

 

[Slixshot]

Sorry Mom/Dad..

 

[StayDead]

Okabe Rintarou. Yes, he goes through hell but in the end it's worth it to be with based Kurisu, Mayuri, Moeka, Rukako, Suzuha, Future Nae (Robotics;Notes) and Feyris <333

 

[terrisus]

Crono

And yes, he can talk -

Spoiler

he does in one of the endings!

 

[Kvik]

Geralt of Rivia

Right answer. Sure, you may be an outcast, but for some reason women can't resist you.

They want a taste of that Witcher stamina and unparalleled expertise in the sack.

 

[revolverjgw]

Sly Cooper because Carmelita Fox is SO fine

 

[system11]

Sneaky perhaps, but he WAS in a game

 

[Snakeyes]

Hmm. It feels kinda weird to pick a non-human character, but probably Sonic the Hedgehog.

Lives in a super high-tech world with giant space stations, hoverboards and plenty of other fantastical locations/cool shit. So fast and powerful that he can afford to kick back and eat fast food every day without any worries, except for when he's busy being the hero... which is often a breeze anyway. Yeah, that sounds pretty good.

 

[kostona]

Trevor from GTA V

 

[ShroudOfFate]

Because who doesn't want to be able to punch planets so hard they explode.

 

[Capitan]

Guybrush Threepwood.
Who wouldn't want to be a pirate in a world with adventure game logic?
I mean, you can win swordfights with witty comebacks.

 

[Kinyou]

They want a taste of that Witcher stamina and unparalleled expertise in the sack.

He has a potion for everything

 

[MDSVeritas]

Understandably some of his character derives from how you play him, but I really liked how it seemed that Yu was one of those people that, while he could end up saving the world, never really made a big fuss about it. He's there when people need him and his friends seem as important to him as his destiny, if not more.

Also... he's the king.

 

[antitrop]

None, most game characters are involved in nothing but awful situation after awful situation in a perpetual cycle.

 

[Kurod]

If I'm being completely honest with myself...

I'll have to agree with this.

 

[Doctor Decimate]

 

[Alfredo]

Charlie Tunoku/Yu Narukami from Persona 4 easily.

Get some bombass friends, tons of girlfriends, and super powers inside the TV! And I'd totally bypass most of the tragedy in P4 by

Spoiler

showing Dojima I CAN GO INSIDE THE TV.

Plus I could bro out with Kanji/Troy Baker whenever.

 

[Spring-Loaded]

The protagonists from Harvest Moon games.

 

[Blowdrum]

If I had to choose, I'd probably pick Commander Shepard. That way, the "Let's bang, okey?" line would actually work,

 

[novenD]

Vyse.
Two words: SKY PIRATE.

 

[jay]

The one who has the big breasted woman who wants to sleep with him. You know, the guy from video games.

 

[Hours Left]

Mark from Coming Out On Top, for reasons probably best not to detail on this forum.

 

[dearodie]

Mario ... he's chubby yet so athletic, He can run for hours on end, leap over gigantic chasms, has legs made of steel/rubber so he fall/bounce from almost any height on character's heads or ground/metal ..etc.. Eats mushrooms all day, never works... so many cool adventures ... he kicks ass in Brawl ... for fun.
He skates on lava, has a flying hat, flying cape, penguin suit, spring suit, acorn suit, raccoon suit, drives cool karts, throws parties ...etc.
He's the ultimate hero, he can do most of what all these other dudes do and much more, and he doesn't need a gun for that ... yet he can use one in Melee, Brawl ...etc.

 

[ZachDeKoromaru]

Recette Lemongrass, because then I'd have ALL the money.

 

[Sakura]

Persona 4 dude.

 

[Exploding8]

Main unit from Fire Emblem Awakening.

Spoiler

he meets some awesome people, travels around the world as the right hand man for a benevolent ruler of a kingdom, gets to meet his super talented future daughter, and gets all the honors that a hero that sacrificed his life would get without actually dying.

 

[astrogamer]

I think I would like to be the Persona 3 protagonist. I'd rather go out in a bang.

 

[NinjamicWZ]

I'd probably just like to go around catching, raising and battling Pokemon.

 

[Magwik]

I'd be Goku just because I could be.

 

[Alcoholica]

Nathan Drake for the adventuring, treasure finding and babe magnet.

Big Boss for non stop twists and turns life has to offer. I feel he has experienced the most wether it be for the best or worst, the man has lived through more than any man. Endured more than anyone should have to.

 

[kiunchbb]

Nearly all the character people picked in this thread lives a sad and painful life. You guys are too hardcore.

 

[Currygan]

 

[Loaded Man]

Commander Shepard because that means I get a chance to hook up with Miranda Lawson aka Yvonne Strahovski.

 

[SargerusBR]

Revan

 

[digoutyoursoul]

Commander Shepard, I would help Garrus do calibrations

 

[PaulloDEC]

It'd be a lot of fun being Ratchet, I think.

• Loads of fun weapons and tech
• Upbeat robot buddy
• Nice spaceship
• Travel opportunities to many exotic locales
• Comes from a cartoony universe, so can't/won't really ever die
• Several potential love interests available
• Mechanic/Engineering background, for when the planet-saving jobs dry up

 

[Yakumo]

If I had to choose I'd go for Agent York from Red Seed Profile / Deadly Premonition. He's such an odd ball but interesting at the same time.

 

[Coconut]

GOMEZ from FEZ.

 

[Camel Master]

Squall or Vashyron

Or maybe one of the Dead or Alive characters, if you know what i mean

 

[Spazznid]

Claude Speed

.

 

[Sojgat]

Michael Thorton

 

[shaowebb]

Look upon your new God and weep.

 

[airmangataosenai]

Man... if you came up to me after MGS2 and told me Raiden would become this super cool badass that everyone wants to be, I would have slapped you. Times have changed.

It's a brave new world.

 

[thefreecheese]

If I'm being honest: none of them. My favorite games all put the protagonist through things if never want to do. As much as I love Castlevania or Bioshock or GTA, etc. I would never want to do what those guys do.

But for fun: Trainer from Pokemon because I've wanted Pokemon in real life since I was 9.

 

[Videoneon]

See avatar for one of them. Another choice would be Mega Man X.

It's a rough existence, but I might choose Kyle Hyde too. Aside from the act that tons of protagonists go through hell.