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[bangai-o]

who here is to give advising to all the young men on the board? Like how to fix things, how to talk to girls, to hide a woody, how to fist fight, is it okay to watch anime or to drink a beer?

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

OnkelC

 

[CygnusXS]

with your hands, confidently, texas tuck, call the cops, no, and chug that shit in between shots of whiskey and vodka

 

[Staccat0]

Me, these fuckers just won't listen.

 

[2th]

who here is to give advising to all the young men on the board? Like how to fix things, how to talk to girls, to hide a woody, how to fist fight, is it okay to watch anime or to drink a beer?

if you have to ask some of those questions , like how to hide a woody, then you dont belong on these boards anyways cause you would have to be way to young.

 

[Your Excellency]

Sounds pedoish behaviour to me.

 

[Foliorum Viridum]

Lucius86

 

[Vox-Pop]

I offer advice.

just pm or ask me.

 

[AceBandage]

Why would you hide Woody?
He's awesome!

 

[revolverjgw]

Timedog

-Timedoug

 

[bangai-o]

if you have to ask some of those questions , like how to hide a woody, then you dont belong on these boards anyways cause you would have to be way to young.

with Google-gaf takeover the boards are pg now. so i think it would be a good idea to have the father figures.

 

[HeySeuss]

Why would we act like father figures? It's much more entertaining watching peoples mistakes, then creating a hilariously funny topic telling everybody their tale of woe and shame.

 

[G-Fex]

The fuck? The fuck we need father figures for?

that's insane.

 

[blame space]

how old is smokydave

 

[Daft_Cat]

Jett gave me a good ol' fatherly thrashing once.

 

[Lucius86]

Lucius86

Proud of you son.

 

[blame space]

solo is like a dad































FOR ME TO POOP ON

 

[sfedai0]

Im more of a mama's boy. Whos supposed to my maternal figurehead here?

 

[CHEEZMO™]

solo is like a dad

FOR ME TO POOP ON

No pic this time?

 

[Fury Sense]

Salva

 

[G-Fex]

Cheezmo is a redheaded step son

 

[mysticwhip]

me. But everyone pretends not to know me, so they never mention my name in other threads.

 

[FairyD]

Time to build an army of bastards.

 

[G-Fex]

solo is like a dad


FOR ME TO POOP ON

You watch your mouth, I like Solo.

 

[bangai-o]

I offer advice.

just pm or ask me.

is it okay to listen to April March?

 

[blame space]

how has no one said whitta yet

i wish gary whitta was my dad

 

[Anteater]

Denis dyack?

 

[Guzim]

Bishoptl.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Cheezmo is a redheaded step son

I thought Opposite Day was on Friday this month?

 

[Sanjuro]

White Man

 

[kinoki]

phisheep and OnkelC are perfect parents for any junior the GAF clan adopts.

 

[Blair]

no dads, we're the lost boys


edit - I'M RUFIO

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Nobody on this forum is going to bare their soul with any deeply life changing experiences for the sake of teaching. Anyone who does (like that life experience thread) will be roundly ridiculed. This is a fraternity at best, no one is looking for a father here.

 

[Vox-Pop]

is it okay to listen to April March?

no, you can only listen to j-pop.

next!

 

[Like the hat?]

I'll freely offer advice to anyone, but not sure anyone would want mine.

 

[G-Fex]

I thought Opposite Day was on Friday this month?

I wouldn't be your daddy for all the cards in japan.

You's a bad seed.

 

[2th]

with Google-gaf takeover the boards are pg now. so i think it would be a good idea to have the father figures.

but doesnt that kind of go again GAF in general though to be all nice and sweet to each other? i though we were a collection of misanthropic gamers here to rage on the establishment that is the video game industry? i mean where is the fun in helping everyone? lol

 

[-PXG-]

Chinner

 

[ultim8p00]

Nobody on this forum is going to bare their soul with any deeply life changing experiences for the sake of teaching. Anyone who does (like that life experience thread) will be roundly ridiculed. This is a fraternity at best, no one is looking for a father here.

/thread

This is GAF

 

[Stinkles]

Docpan.

 

[Mononofu]

Denis dyack?

Banned.

No father figure for me, I'm just a bastard.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

I wouldn't be your daddy for all the cards in japan.

You's a bad seed.

Do you want me to go shout Plywood and tell him you're being naughty?

 

[bangai-o]

no, you can only listen to j-pop.

next!

thats not fair.

 

[PhoenixDark]

Ronito
GhaleonEB
Kampsy

 

[G-Fex]

Do you want me to go shout Plywood and tell him you're being naughty?

Cheezmo, you knew this was coming.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

aint none of yall my daddy

 

[Nix]

Nobody on this forum is going to bare their soul with any deeply life changing experiences for the sake of teaching. Anyone who does (like that life experience thread) will be roundly ridiculed. This is a fraternity at best, no one is looking for a father here.

Sadly agree. Plus, there'd probably be house wars all up in GAF if we started making father figures. We'd have dark father, light father, funny father, GAFF (Gaf father), and any other derivative. Honestly, let's not go down that road.

 

[bud]

what ever happened to dariena?

 

[Agnostic]

I can be your preacher teacher.

 

[Alucrid]

Docpan.

He beats confidence into me.