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[Wilbur]

Did you fuck her after breaking up? I didn't, because I'm ugly and she's in another country.

We broke up last year after some troubles, fucked loads and then got back together. Good for a year. Maybe we'll fuck again.

Maybe I go to your country and fuck you.

fight the urge to do midnight calls...

new thread should be:

Who is gaf drunk dialing/facebooking/mediaing tonight?

Gonna drunk dial my nan and tell her the bracelet she got me for Christmas is shit. She's in Malta so it'll cost her to pick up LAWL

FUCK YOU NAN

 

[FairyD]

A bong.

 

[Seth C]

Beer.

Sounds about right.

 

[Reversed]

NeoGaf.

 

[Askani]

The first NYE in 6 years where I've been able to go out...and my girlfriend thing is sick. She's staying at her place and I'm going out...alone.

Great.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I'm kissing the internet.

 

[Escape Goat]

I'm kissing the internet.

which one?

 

[Seanspeed]

We'll see! Heading out now to get started at Hooters. Have fun guys.

 

[pompidu]

The first NYE in 6 years where I've been able to go out...and my girlfriend thing is sick. She's staying at her place and I'm going out...alone.

Great.

Send her a pic of you kissing another girl, Thatl teach her not to get sick.

^^Hooters on New Years eve sounds really depressing.

 

[Wilbur]

Don't lie to him, tell him about our affair

Fry has a small penis but surprisingly good dental hygiene

Thus I am now dating Fry.

 

[besada]

My wife.

 

[Rabbitweed]

No one even though I had big plans for this NYE. Broke up with my girlfriend on Thursday... beautiful timing.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

We broke up last year after some troubles, fucked loads and then got back together. Good for a year. Maybe we'll fuck again.

Maybe I go to your country and fuck you.



Gonna drunk dial my nan and tell her the bracelet she got me for Christmas is shit. She's in Malta so it'll cost her to pick up LAWL

FUCK YOU NAN

I'm in America, come fuck me.

 

[Wilbur]

I'm in America, come fuck me.

If I get a flight now I can probably be there by midnight your time. I love time travel.

 

[AlucarD.eq]

wait...

how does the end of the world look?

A lot of whine... Donkey Kong Jenga and a big lack of fireworks

I'll have to wait for Chinese new year.. anyway is amazing to start a new year next with the.person you love.

 

[neoism]

Evangeline Lilly.....

Spoiler

in my dreams...

 

[Deleted member 81567]

If I get a flight now I can probably be there by midnight your time. I love time travel.

That's right. Do it fast, I'm getting moist.

 

[-Eddman-]

I'm only kissing the beautiful ghost of my lonely existence...

lol, sorry. Anyway, I'm from a shitty, puritane, catholic country without kissing traditions, so I'll try to kiss a lot of beers or something like that.

 

[Snaku]

My girlfriend.

 

[Surface of Me]

No one. =(

 

[Gustav]

A thermometer. Damn you, flu!

 

[darthbob]

I'll be at a rave, so probably a lot of chicks and some dudes.

 

[Stark]

My waifu

Hey, she's mine.

 

[Fou-Lu]

No body.

 

[pelicansurf]

This girl-thing I'm sort of dating. In Philly.

 

[twilitesparklemotion]

My best friend depending on how drunk I get.

Spoiler

I'm the DD. Likely no one.

 

[dankir]

The love of my life, my wife

 

[Tacitus_]

My bottle of vodka, most likely.

 

[criesofthepast]

If I get a flight now I can probably be there by midnight your time. I love time travel.

That's right. Do it fast, I'm getting moist.

I'd like to get in on this if I may. Whether it be direct involvement or just watching and jacking off in the corner. I'm good with either.

 

[Venfayth]

Nobody.

Yet.

 

[Patryn]

No one...

... but I will kiss my fiancee tomorrow when I pick her up from the airport, so it's not all bad.

 

[Shawsie64]

No one my wife is overseas at the moment

 

[Ashes]

A couple of years ago, some random girl kissed me, as the clock turned midnight.
Then there was this small pause, where I think we both wondered, whether it was appropriate to give a second kiss.
I just said, fuck it, you went in for the first, I'll go in for the second..

 

[Anticitizen One]

Ill be kissing my pythons after I pump some iron. Getting started on my New Years resolution early

 

[krypt0nian]

My dreamy partner of course.

 

[Emily Chu]

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

A real doll.

 

[speculawyer]

The sky.

Excuse me.

 

[legacyzero]

Evangeline Lilly.

Spoiler

Sorry Strafer

 

[Metrotab]

A couple of years ago, some random girl kissed me, as the clock turned midnight.
Then there was this small pause, where I think we both wondered, whether it was appropriate to give a second kiss.
I just said, fuck it, you went in for the first, I'll go in for the second..

Any sequel to that story?

 

[Kusagari]

Obviously.

 

[Cousteau]

A fine ass redbone.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

leontheprofessionaleveryone.gif

 

[Tornado Condor]

Beer.

 

[EleventhDoctor]

Wow. That is awesome.

 

[Starfish_Oxide]

Best .gif ever.

 

[DurielBlack]

No-one. Just another day for me. Anyone thats drunk and driving between 10-11:30 EST while I am on my way home can kiss my ass however.

 

[commedieu]

A lot of whine... Donkey Kong Jenga and a big lack of fireworks

I'll have to wait for Chinese new year.. anyway is amazing to start a new year next with the.person you love.

its worse than I thought...

OP, found this in the pics thread. Thought I'd just leave it here..

 

[EleventhDoctor]

The look on his face when he first sees himself on camera...

 

[Escape Goat]

its worse than I thought...

OP, found this in the pics thread. Thought I'd just leave it here..

Theres no bone structure anywhere. Its just a mass of fat and moomoo. Whats her boyfriend look like?