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[Mr. TV Goggles]

So there seems to be a lot of virgins on this forum. But in my opinion, that's okay. I mean, why would you want to rush it or something? There's nothing to be ashamed of if you're in your twenties and you're still a virgin, IMO.

What about kissing though. Is there anyone here who's never been kissed before?

 

[worldrunover]

(Sorry, had to)

 

[He Wants Chalupas]

I didn't kiss a girl romantically until I was 26, I'm 28 now and still with her.

 

[PhoenixDark]

Nope, of course not

 

[MrPing1000]

20 here, nada boohoo.

 

[Stench]

All right, this is THE test, baby!

Let's see who's the real deal.

 

[ToxicAdam]

My first kiss was in 5th grade, first time I got oral sex was in 6th grade and then had sex my Junior year. Hope this makes you guys feel better.

 

[Pimpbaa]

I got kissed by John Travolta once.

 

[ElectricBlue187]

My first kiss was in 5th grade, first time I got oral sex was in 6th grade and then had sex my Junior year. Hope this makes you guys feel better.

My first kiss was in kindergarten. beat that.

 

[paul777]

I've never kissed a woman's asshole. Am I missing out on anything?

 

[snacknuts]

My first kiss was in 5th grade, first time I got oral sex was in 6th grade and then had sex my Junior year. Hope this makes you guys feel better.

"Booya!"

I'm not a virgin, though I hope this thread delivers the funny.

 

[Instigator]

Someone should put a stop to these virgin threads. Enough is enough.

 

[Jewbacca]

does my mother count... ? It was on the lips... she missed accidently

 

[tedtropy]

Took my dorky ass until I was 19. Also, the correct anwer to this question is...

 

[ElectricBlue187]

does my mother count... ? It was on the lips... she missed accidently

of course not. what a stupid question.

 

[C4Lukins]

does my mother count... ? It was on the lips... she missed accidently

Of course it counts.

 

[FiRez]

*raise hand*

22 years btw

 

[Fatghost]

What, Shawn hasn't come in here yet and posted something deliciously psychotic yet?

 

[Stench]

What, Shawn hasn't come in here yet and posted something deliciously psychotic yet?

Don't jinx it, dude.

That's gonna be the main attraction.

 

[psycho_snake]

What, Shawn hasn't come in here yet and posted something deliciously psychotic yet?

lets hope it stays that way too.

 

[Donono]

Why is this discussion on my forum?

 

[Mr. TV Goggles]

:lol This is such a loser forum sometimes. I love it.

I'm 19 and I've never been kissed. At the moment I'm really desperate. Well, not desperate. But I feel the urge to go outside and find a girl a lot more than, say, a few years ago. I think it's purely desire.

 

[Jewbacca]

:lol This is such a loser forum sometimes. I love it.

I'm 19 and I've never been kissed. At the moment I'm really desperate. Well, not desperate. But I feel the urge to go outside and find a girl a lot more than, say, a few years ago. I think it's purely desire.

lol dood you must be ugly.

Edit wtf 23 views and 22 posts... this is a record.

 

[El_Victor]

Kissing is overrated, I'm sure I'm not missing out.

 

[tedtropy]

Kissing is overrated, I'm sure I'm not missing out.

How else is one to exchange thetans with their loved one?

 

[GSG Flash]

Right here, the most that has happened to me is being hugged

 

[Patrick Klepek]

I've never kissed a woman's asshole. Am I missing out on anything?

QFT.

 

[Nameless]

Gawd damn..if you're 20-Something and still havn't gotten any, just friggin pay for it already..Hell, I'll pay pal you some money.

Honestly, If I go without a week without gettin some I'm like a crackhead going through withdrawl.

 

[Fallofmart]

Woah! I can understand sex, but how can you make it to your 20s without atleast one kiss!?

 

[MoxManiac]

Nope. I'm 24 btw.

These topics need to stop.

 

[Nameless]

Woah! I can understand sex, but how can you make it to your 20s without atleast one kiss!?

 

[The Interrobanger]

Gawd damn..if you're 20-Something and still havn't gotten any, just friggin pay for it already..Hell, I'll pay pal you some money.

Honestly, If I go without a week without gettin some I'm like a crackhead going through withdrawl.

QFT, except for the PayPal part.

It's been said time and time again, but it's all about confidence. All it takes is a make out session with pretty much anyone and the floodgates will be opened my friends. Sex is so easily obtainable to those who are cool and confident.

 

[kablooey]

I'm 20, and nope...not sober anyway. I've had a couple of drunk kisses, but I don't really count them.

 

[El_Victor]

Woah! I can understand sex, but how can you make it to your 20s without atleast one kiss!?

How? A bit of this;

this;

and finally this;

and then it just was too late.

 

[bluemax]

23 and never kissed anyone legitimately.

I did sneak a quick peck in on a USC Songgirl during a Marching band freshman hazing thing but I don't count that.

 

[psycho_snake]

I'm 20, and nope...not sober anyway. I've had a couple of drunk kisses, but I don't really count them.

If you dont count drunk kisses, then the majority of people in my school would have never been kissed. In high school most stuff happens when people are drunk.

 

[Trurl]

I'm twenty and I haven't been kissed since kindergarten. I used to be so charming during naptime, I have no idea happened to me.

Funny note, during kindergarten I had a very severe speech impediment that left me not much better off than a mute. As my verbal skills rapidly improved, my abilities with the opposite sex vanished.

 

[snacknuts]

I did sneak a quick peck in on a USC Songgirl during a Marching band freshman hazing thing but I don't count that.

If they wanted to mace you when you were done, you probably shouldn't count it.

This goes for all of you.

 

[Nander]

On the mouth, no But then I just celebrated my 16th birthday so I guess I have time to fix that

 

[Nameless]

Seriously, buy 20-Something how the girl looks shouldn't even really matter. Your sole objective should be to bury your package by any means. After the first, its 10x easier anyway.

So GAF virgins this is your homework assignment for the weekend. Throw on a dress shirt, a pair of jeans and a nice pair of shoes(this should be easily attainable even by those of you with Nintendo DS. T-shirts on).. Go out to a bar or a club. There will no doubt be many groups of attractive girls dancing and getting drunk--IGNORE THEM. What you're looking for is the fat or un-attractive friend that you'll find in 90% of the groups. Go up to that girl, introduce yourself, and make small talk for the next hour or so. At some point she will ask you what you're doing when you later that night...You should be able to take it from there.

If you happen to **** that up..go to a strip club..THERE IS a stripper in there that will give it up for money...

By Monday there should not be a virgin left on GAF.

 

[MoxManiac]

If they wanted to mace you when you were done, you probably shouldn't count it.

This goes for all of you.

Holy shit, I was thinking the same thing for an avatar idea (as yours) when i saw that ad banner :lol

 

[demi]

<-

 

[Stench]

*blows kiss*

 

[Docpan]

Seriously, buy 20-Something how the girl looks shouldn't even really matter. Your sole objective should be to bury your package by any means. After the first, its 10x easier anyway.

So GAF virgins this is your homework assignment for the weekend. Throw on a dress shirt, a pair of jeans and a nice pair of shoes(this should be easily attainable even by those of you with Nintendo DS. T-shirts on).. Go out to a bar or a club. There will no doubt be many groups of attractive girls dancing and getting drunk--IGNORE THEM. What you're looking for is the fat or un-attractive friend that you'll find in 90% of the groups. Go up to that girl, introduce yourself, and make small talk for the next hour or so. At some point she will ask you what you're doing when you later that night...You should be able to take it from there.

If you happen to **** that up..go to a strip club..THERE IS a stripper in there that will give it up for money...

By Monday there should not be a virgin left on GAF.

I agree with this post.

If you don't lower your standards, you will NEVER get some. Ever.

Think about it, then make a decision. I know you'll make the right one.

(wear a condom)

 

[Ryck]

I remember I was "dating" a girl a few years back, and one night we got around to kissing and she kinda pulled back and what not , which pretty much bummed me out so I said "ah Im sorry" and she was like "no it's just I've never kissed before" I spent the better part of the rest of the night teaching her how. It was pretty damn hot actually now that I think about it. Anyway she was the kinda geeky watched anime and spent lunch in class type a girls so yeah. Although it might not be so hot for a girl to teach a guy...

 

[Brannon]

Never been kissed here, but is it all that?

 

[MrPing1000]

How? A bit of this;

this;

and finally this;

and then it just was too late.

remove the nes and we're basically twins. We should start a club.

 

[muttyeah416]

does truth or dare or spin the bottle count?

 

[BlackMage]

I take pride in being a good kisser! Girls always tell me I am. On the other hand, I think I might be horrible in the sack.

 

[Shawn128]

What, Shawn hasn't come in here yet and posted something deliciously psychotic yet?

Remember kids, I'm Shawn128