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Who has never kissed/been kissed before?
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Dabookerman
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19 and nope, i dont want to contract a disease.
Hey, I didn't get my first kiss 'til the exact day of my 21st birthday. It was awkward as all heck, but I've learned since then. Sure, I can count the amount of girls I've kissed on one hand (though a full hand), but I don't think it's too big of a deal. Well, okay...kissing's actually reeeaaally nice. Mmmmm. OMG I'M SO LONELY RIGHT NOW. No, not really. Just need the needle in my arm...yes, that will calm me down. Wooooooooooooooooo.
zesty said:
Nah, it's a tradition. They get all the freshmen trumpet players thoroughly drunk (I was sober) then march them up and down the Row and have them stop at Sorority Houses and play some songs. Then afterwards they push a couple of drunk freshmen forward and tell them to snag a kiss.
Just messing around.
Lots of losers in this thread but I guess that isn't totally surprising. To me, sometimes a good makeout session with a girl who knows what she's doing is better than actual sex. The foreplay can last for hours but only if you lay down some laws, i.e. not too much nibbling on the ears or neck or clothes are going to come off. True story, last week, I was up at a party at Texas State, and my ex surprisingly showed up. She's not much of a drinker, or a partier, so like I said, a surprise. Anyway, she strolls in with her little entourage of 20 year old lolitas, and she's wearing these shorts that look as though they've been painted on her ass. Needless to say, I had only one goal for the night. And after a few tours around the apartment, she had her own goals, too. She asked me if I was staying in town or heading back to San Antonio, and I told her that I wasn't sure yet. Then she goes, "Well, if you're not sure by 3am, you can come over to my place. Your friend can sleep on the couch and you can sleep in my room."
So suffice to say, I "wasn't sure" by 3am. :lol We made out till about 6am. What's totally shocking is the fact that back in July, I had blocked her on AIM and deleted her from my MySpace.
Moral of the story: be an asshole. But be nice about it!
So suffice to say, I "wasn't sure" by 3am. :lol We made out till about 6am. What's totally shocking is the fact that back in July, I had blocked her on AIM and deleted her from my MySpace.
Moral of the story: be an asshole. But be nice about it!
Foreign Jackass
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WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT I GET PLENTY OF ASStedtropy said:
ForzaItalia
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Mr. TV Goggles said:
Ya....no need to rush getting laid but let's race to get on Xbox Live!
Patrick Klepek
furiously molesting tim burton
Incognito said:
Hold on an effin' second: You MADE OUT for THREE HOURS, and nothing happened?
Mr. TV Goggles
Banned
When I think about it, I don't think I've ever hugged a girl before.
Woe = me, bitches.
Could you people tell about your first kiss? Also, what's a good place to get to know some chicks.
Arigato gozaimasu.
Woe = me, bitches.
Could you people tell about your first kiss? Also, what's a good place to get to know some chicks.
Arigato gozaimasu.
Since somebody asked for awkward stories, I'll give one.
A couple of years ago a friend of mine got dumped by his girlfriend of four years. He was obviously pretty broken up about it, and I was trying to hang out with him to take his mind off of things. He had met this girl named Jenny that he was interested in, and Jenny was having a party at her house one Friday night. He asked me if I wanted to go check it out with him, so I told him, sure.
We get to the house and my friend is trying his best to hit on this Jenny girl. She was interested in him, but for whatever reason, she was playing hard to get. She wasn't really reacting to his advances. I guess she was kind of leading him on at the time.
However, there was another girl at the party named Michelle, who was a bit of a town slut. Michelle had the H-O-T-S for my friend, and she had absolutely zero problem showing it. Even though my buddy had no intention of hooking up with Michelle, and had only gone to the party with the intention of trying to get closer to Jenny, he was having a hard time resisting Michelle's advances.
So me, being the good friend that I am, decide that he just needs to get some ass, and it doesn't really matter who it's from at this point. I tell Michelle that my friend is really into her, and she just needs to keep hitting on him and she'll get him. It got to the point that she was literally licking his neck and moaning in front a crowd to try and get his attention.
At this point, Jenny, the girl my friend actually did want to hook up with, goes to bed. As soon as she left, Michelle started pulling out all the stops. Finally, at about 1 in the morning, it looked like Michelle was going to get her wish. The only people left at the party at this point were me, some other guy I'd never met, my friend, and Michelle. Me and the guy I'd never met go upstairs to give them some privacy. Now, seeing as in how my friend was in a bad emotional state, and that I knew he wanted to hook up, I was willing to sit in some stranger's house with some guy I don't know for a while so he could be happy. But after sitting in the kitchen and talking to this dipshit for THREE hours about how "phat" his "ride" was, I decided I'd had enough. After three hours I assumed that my friend had nailed Michelle at least once and maybe gotten around to round 2. I tried calling down the stairs telling him I was leaving, but I got no response. Finally I just said to hell with it and walked down there only to see my buddy munching Michelle's rug on the couch. I quietly walked back upstairs and pretended nothing happened, but after another hour, I got pissed and started screaming down the stairs that I was getting in the car. A couple of minutes later my friend walks up and we leave.
Now after 4 hours alone in a basement with the local high school slut, you'd assume he got whatever he wanted, right? Come to find out, he made out with her for an hour and then went down on her for another three hours. She didn't even touch him. And to make matters worse, apparently she was "just about" to give him a blowjob when I sent a stream of profanity laden demands down the stairs about how he needs to get the **** up here so we can leave.
So yeah, no real point to that story other than I saw my friend eat out some girl for 3 hours and not even get anything in return. If it makes anybody feel any better, I'm pretty sure he slept with her a couple of times a few years later. Oh, and Jenny stopped being friends with Michelle and eventually turned out to be a lesbian. The end.
A couple of years ago a friend of mine got dumped by his girlfriend of four years. He was obviously pretty broken up about it, and I was trying to hang out with him to take his mind off of things. He had met this girl named Jenny that he was interested in, and Jenny was having a party at her house one Friday night. He asked me if I wanted to go check it out with him, so I told him, sure.
We get to the house and my friend is trying his best to hit on this Jenny girl. She was interested in him, but for whatever reason, she was playing hard to get. She wasn't really reacting to his advances. I guess she was kind of leading him on at the time.
However, there was another girl at the party named Michelle, who was a bit of a town slut. Michelle had the H-O-T-S for my friend, and she had absolutely zero problem showing it. Even though my buddy had no intention of hooking up with Michelle, and had only gone to the party with the intention of trying to get closer to Jenny, he was having a hard time resisting Michelle's advances.
So me, being the good friend that I am, decide that he just needs to get some ass, and it doesn't really matter who it's from at this point. I tell Michelle that my friend is really into her, and she just needs to keep hitting on him and she'll get him. It got to the point that she was literally licking his neck and moaning in front a crowd to try and get his attention.
At this point, Jenny, the girl my friend actually did want to hook up with, goes to bed. As soon as she left, Michelle started pulling out all the stops. Finally, at about 1 in the morning, it looked like Michelle was going to get her wish. The only people left at the party at this point were me, some other guy I'd never met, my friend, and Michelle. Me and the guy I'd never met go upstairs to give them some privacy. Now, seeing as in how my friend was in a bad emotional state, and that I knew he wanted to hook up, I was willing to sit in some stranger's house with some guy I don't know for a while so he could be happy. But after sitting in the kitchen and talking to this dipshit for THREE hours about how "phat" his "ride" was, I decided I'd had enough. After three hours I assumed that my friend had nailed Michelle at least once and maybe gotten around to round 2. I tried calling down the stairs telling him I was leaving, but I got no response. Finally I just said to hell with it and walked down there only to see my buddy munching Michelle's rug on the couch. I quietly walked back upstairs and pretended nothing happened, but after another hour, I got pissed and started screaming down the stairs that I was getting in the car. A couple of minutes later my friend walks up and we leave.
Now after 4 hours alone in a basement with the local high school slut, you'd assume he got whatever he wanted, right? Come to find out, he made out with her for an hour and then went down on her for another three hours. She didn't even touch him. And to make matters worse, apparently she was "just about" to give him a blowjob when I sent a stream of profanity laden demands down the stairs about how he needs to get the **** up here so we can leave.
So yeah, no real point to that story other than I saw my friend eat out some girl for 3 hours and not even get anything in return. If it makes anybody feel any better, I'm pretty sure he slept with her a couple of times a few years later. Oh, and Jenny stopped being friends with Michelle and eventually turned out to be a lesbian. The end.
ForzaItalia
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How can you eat out a girl for three hours straight?!:lol
Mr. TV Goggles
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LOL :lol
The Interrobanger
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Incognito said:
So ****ing true. A kiss with some tongue will keep me hard for hours. You have some willpower though man, making out for 3 hours is something I've done many times before, but after the first hour, our shirts are off, second hour, my fingers/her hands start going to work and third hour it's pretty much a home run.
I made out more with my last ex more than I had sex with her...but god damned if the foreplay wasn't better then the actual deed most of the time.
MrPing1000
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Mr. TV Goggles said:
I've hugged at least 2 girls maybe more.
Does that make me King of the virgins?
Dice
Pokémon Parentage Conspiracy Theorist
Here, and I'll be 23 in a couple months.
That said, why hasn't there been that deeper sort of relationship? The combination of my faith, a unqiue upbringing and controversial (to people of my faith) views means it's rare that I find a girl I mesh well with. There have been a handful but there was always something that made a relationship a bad idea (or there was a boyfriend already).
I dunno, I don't think of it a big deal either way and I'm pretty romantic but still practical over sentimental so it kind of surprises even me. Just bad luck, I guess.
I guess I can understand this because it'd be really easy to go find some nice girl, talk for a bit and make out, but while hugs are standard and I've done plenty of cuddling and whatnot, to me kissing is for a relationship with a girl. It just seems to be lacking in integrity to be kissing without any intentions of a deeper investment relationally.
That said, why hasn't there been that deeper sort of relationship? The combination of my faith, a unqiue upbringing and controversial (to people of my faith) views means it's rare that I find a girl I mesh well with. There have been a handful but there was always something that made a relationship a bad idea (or there was a boyfriend already).
I dunno, I don't think of it a big deal either way and I'm pretty romantic but still practical over sentimental so it kind of surprises even me. Just bad luck, I guess.
Wow... Didn't you folks play spin the bottle as kids?
Nowadays, things are at least a bit different. Quite a number of girls have told me I'm quite the kisser... A girl who can't french kiss though, that can be a total turnoff. I had one g/f who would practically slobber all over me when making out, and practically tried to swallow my face, LOL that was ****ing terrible.
Nowadays, things are at least a bit different. Quite a number of girls have told me I'm quite the kisser... A girl who can't french kiss though, that can be a total turnoff. I had one g/f who would practically slobber all over me when making out, and practically tried to swallow my face, LOL that was ****ing terrible.
zesty said:
College marching band is a little different.
I quit after a year though because it took up way too much time. If I was into drinking I'm sure I would've got laid in marching band, it worked for most everyone else. But I'm not.
Instead I chose to spend my time having a job (in IT) and being a CS major, two things that are not good ways of meeting women.
Cosmic Bus
pristine morning snow
I haven't and am pretty much past the point of caring. There are too many other difficulties in my life to bother worrying about something relatively insignificant like this.
Alcibiades
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on the lips several times in middle and HS I think, but french/longer only twice...
one was truth or dare in the bus on the way back to school from a play performance
the other was senior year in spin the bottle, this one chick (with a BF!) and some others were playing at a hotel in a trip, and she put a hat in front of us when it was our turn to kiss (I had no idea what to expect), and it lasted for several seconds... I was just sort of there like "woah, never had one of these", and she kissed me pretty strongly for a bit and ended with a tiny smooch at the end... it was sorta weird in that I didn't really engage much, but it was still pretty cool... that was my first "real" kiss, the previous one a few years before was "meh" and sorta messy... there were probably some "pop" kisses here and there perhaps, but who cares...
and that was my last time (like 5 years ago)
one was truth or dare in the bus on the way back to school from a play performance
the other was senior year in spin the bottle, this one chick (with a BF!) and some others were playing at a hotel in a trip, and she put a hat in front of us when it was our turn to kiss (I had no idea what to expect), and it lasted for several seconds... I was just sort of there like "woah, never had one of these", and she kissed me pretty strongly for a bit and ended with a tiny smooch at the end... it was sorta weird in that I didn't really engage much, but it was still pretty cool... that was my first "real" kiss, the previous one a few years before was "meh" and sorta messy... there were probably some "pop" kisses here and there perhaps, but who cares...
and that was my last time (like 5 years ago)
Alcibiades
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btw, they were both hotties (like top 1% in the whole school that people wanted to go out with)...
and I just remembered, one time in this play, our teacher cut out a scene for competition where we were ALMOST gonna kiss (in the script you don't), but for school performance I convinced my friend to do it and change it so we actually kiss (she was very hesitant cause she had a boyfriend)... I didn't have the hots for her or anything, but thought it would be cool and definitely points for me in the eyes of peers (HA!), anyway she agreed to do it for one performance and the audience was like 'eehh, wooo"...
good times, btw that time it was the same chick with the truth-or-dare messy french the year before on the bus...
and I just remembered, one time in this play, our teacher cut out a scene for competition where we were ALMOST gonna kiss (in the script you don't), but for school performance I convinced my friend to do it and change it so we actually kiss (she was very hesitant cause she had a boyfriend)... I didn't have the hots for her or anything, but thought it would be cool and definitely points for me in the eyes of peers (HA!), anyway she agreed to do it for one performance and the audience was like 'eehh, wooo"...
good times, btw that time it was the same chick with the truth-or-dare messy french the year before on the bus...
LunaClover
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Mr. TV Goggles said:
Oddly enough, my first kiss was with my best friend. She ended up pinning me to the floor one day at her house when we were supposed to be sleeping and said it would be fun. I know your not supposed to remember in detail about it when your that young, but it was still the hottest kiss I've had that I can remember. Of course when I was that young, we didnt know girls werent supposed to do that, and we got in trouble alot =/ We'd try to hide it by kissing under the pillows, out in the woods, but we always got caught.
But for my first kiss from a guy...it took him 2 hours to muster up the courage to find his lips to mine. Odly enough we were at a christian concert and he proceeded to feel me up in the process.
But bar none, the most memorable kiss was 2 years ago at a club on my 21st bday. I was getting tipsy, and dancing like a smut out on the floor. A delicious looking black man comes up and just kisses me. It literally was one of those moments where everything in motion stopped. Was pretty cool. The end.
ForzaItalia
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Drey1082 said:
I pictured that guy with skin missing from his tongue, DNA samples from 15 different dudes, and a pair of balls that Papa Smurf would have been proud of.....
butzopower
proud of his butz
pnjtony said:
My friend had a similar situation his first kiss, though he was 14. No one believed him so he brought the used condom to school the next day as proof.
5 years later, and I don't think he's made out with anyone since.
jamesinclair
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This forum is pathetic. :lol :lol
Mike Works
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this thread makes mike works sad for humanity
ForzaItalia
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butzopower said:
Picking up a used condom when you know where to find them really isn't that hard...
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