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ForzaItalia said:
Picking up a used condom when you know where to find them really isn't that hard...
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When you're fourteen, you don't care.

Plus, it was the town slut. So going by the other town slut in this thread, I guess we can assume he ate her out for 32+ hours before getting laid.
 
Nameless said:
Gawd damn..if you're 20-Something and still havn't gotten any, just friggin pay for it already..Hell, I'll pay pal you some money.

Honestly, If I go without a week without gettin some I'm like a crackhead going through withdrawl.
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That doesn't help at all. I payed for it 3 times in last few years and I still can't get any and don't feel any better than I did before.
 
Granted, the stigma attached to this kind of "failing" is awful, but the legitimate worth essentially escapes me. I mean, it's one thing if you're 16 or whatever and all your friends can talk about is sex, but in everyday society, you'd really never know from one person to the next (emotional and/or physical trainwrecks aside, and even then who's to say for sure).

I mean, posting online like this is an anomaly: it's highly unlikely we discuss these kinds of things in our daily lives, so can the non-kissers/sex0rs honestly say that people view them differently? Doubtful. Personally, I think it simply comes down to how you present yourself. If you can be comfortable, or at least complacent, in not having the drive/initiative/incentive to pursue physical relationships, I don't see why it should even be an issue.
 
Seriously guys, I like video games a lot, but come on. There's more to ****ing life.

Get your ass up, dress up nice, crack a few jokes around women, take a shower once in a while, and you might get to insert your tongue in someone's throat. And it's ****ing amazing.

I swear, GAF scares me sometimes.
 
Nameless said:
Gawd damn..if you're 20-Something and still havn't gotten any, just friggin pay for it already..Hell, I'll pay pal you some money.

Honestly, If I go without a week without gettin some I'm like a crackhead going through withdrawl.
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No thanks, I'd rather keep my dignity.
 
brocke said:
That doesn't help at all. I payed for it 3 times in last few years and I still can't get any and don't feel any better than I did before.
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Are you the guy that had that fat whale answer your ad? Not making fun of you, but that's the kind of experience that would turn me off sex forever.
 
It will just get tougher and tougher as you guys get older to suddenly muster up the courage around women. Just find some random ugly or fat girl and start a relationship with her.

Keep it on the down low and just use her to learn how to kiss, eat pussy, cuddle, see what a BJ feels like, sexual positions, etc...
 
Bloodwake said:
Seriously guys, I like video games a lot, but come on. There's more to ****ing life.

Get your ass up, dress up nice, crack a few jokes around women, take a shower once in a while, and you might get to insert your tongue in someone's throat. And it's ****ing amazing.

I swear, GAF scares me sometimes.
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Er, I dress fine, my hygenie is good etc. You don't know the circumstances of my life so don't assume it's videogames (which I play far less often than I did in my teens)
 
ForzaItalia said:
It will just get tougher and tougher as you guys get older to suddenly muster up the courage around women. Just find some random ugly or fat girl and start a relationship with her.

Keep it on the down low and just use her to learn how to kiss, eat pussy, cuddle, see what a BJ feels like, sexual positions, etc...
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are the elderly easier to get?
 
Bloodwake said:
If you have never had a kiss, then uh, you really don't have too much dignity.
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A)

19 at a party. I just wanted to get it over with so I did it.
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and B) not having been kissed or do anything at all with a girl is much better than paying someone in my opinion.

Nice to see the "get some confidence" bullshit replies still make it in here though.
 
Systems_id said:
A)



and B) not having been kissed or do anything at all with a girl is much better than paying someone in my opinion.

Nice to see the "get some confidence" bullshit replies still make it in here though.
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I'll give you that. I won't pay for sex either.

But still, I'm 18 and I've made out with all kinds of girls. It's just never led to sex. Hell, I've gotten close to making out with two girls this week, and I've only known them since last Saturday.
 
Bloodwake said:
I'll give you that. I won't pay for sex either.

But still, I'm 18 and I've made out with all kinds of girls. It's just never led to sex. Hell, I've gotten close to making out with two girls this week, and I've only known them since last Saturday.
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Only 18? ****....still a lot of time left dude.
 
I haven't read any of this thread- but the fact that it is 3 pages absolutely horrifies me.
Going through the thread will also horrify me, which is why I won't.
 
Bloodwake said:
I'll give you that. I won't pay for sex either.

But still, I'm 18 and I've made out with all kinds of girls. It's just never led to sex. Hell, I've gotten close to making out with two girls this week, and I've only known them since last Saturday.
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I'd wager this thread wasn't made to make fun of people like you then.
 
Seriously though ppl. Get involved with drinking. That's how I made out with my first and only girl other than the times I paid for it.
 
ForzaItalia said:
Only 18? ****....still a lot of time left dude.
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Exactly.

Not only that, I just got into college.

Honestly, I'm actually trying to figure out if I want to wait until marriage or **** girls now.

So, it will come in time. I'm not too worried about it. Besides, I like kissing.
 
i cant believe some people are mid 20s and havent even kissed a girl. just go out tonight and kiss some girl - it's not sex.
 
ForzaItalia said:
It will just get tougher and tougher as you guys get older to suddenly muster up the courage around women. Just find some random ugly or fat girl and start a relationship with her.

Keep it on the down low and just use her to learn how to kiss, eat pussy, cuddle, see what a BJ feels like, sexual positions, etc...
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Eww fat girls... Aren't there dolls in Japan or something where you can practice stuff like this and they give you a scores like out of 10. You could practice every day and be the NUMBER ONE LADY PLEASER!!!!!!
 
Barnolde said:
Elaborate plz. I came into this thread expecting a lot of horribly awkward stories and ended up disappointed :(
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It wasn't that bad actually. Went to the movies and went back to my car. It was our first date, and my birthday, and I somehow cutely/stupidly told her I hadn't been kissed up to that point and she smiled and went for it...and yeah, was weird 'cause I'd never been kissed before so I obviously didn't know what I was doing. Thankfully I've had experience since then. :p
 
My first regular kiss (only lips) was at about 10 or 11 years old. My first french kiss was at about 16 or 17 years old. I met this cute girl at a club and we made out in there for an hour. It was GREAT. By the end of the night I was a pro. Over the course of the relationship, we had huge make out sessions, which led to greater things. :) I attribute my skills as a good kisser to her, and to all the practice.
 
MoxManiac said:
Yeah, because it's that easy.
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Maybe not that easy but it is easy, and I'm not even talking about getting some drunk slut to make out with you.

Next time you see a girl that you're attracted to wherever, smile at her. If she smiles back, talk to her, ask her out, tell her you want to get to know her, whatever. Repeat ad nauseam until you succeed.
 
Ryck said:
I remember I was "dating" a girl a few years back, and one night we got around to kissing and she kinda pulled back and what not , which pretty much bummed me out so I said "ah Im sorry" and she was like "no it's just I've never kissed before" I spent the better part of the rest of the night teaching her how. It was pretty damn hot actually now that I think about it. Anyway she was the kinda geeky watched anime and spent lunch in class type a girls so yeah. Although it might not be so hot for a girl to teach a guy...
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That's hot man. Teaching a girl how to kiss...I need to find me one of these girls.
And since I just got into anime....I wouldn't mind finding a chick that's into anime.
 
Some Bloodwake kiss stories.

Some ugly horny neighbor girl traumatized me whenever I was in fourth grade. She pretty much jumped on me and stuck her tongue down my throat....

Fast forward to December of last year. My girlfriend at the time pretty much told me that she though that open mouth kissing was disgusting, but I made her a liar. We made out in the auditorium right before we went on Christmas break. It was damn good too... that is what I consider to be my first real genuine kiss.

I kissed my next girlfriend a lot when I dated her. She loved kissing... which was good, because I did too.
 
paul777 said:
Maybe not that easy but it is easy, and I'm not even talking about getting some drunk slut to make out with you.

Next time you see a girl that you're attracted to wherever, smile at her. If she smiles back, talk to her, ask her out, tell her you want to get to know her, whatever. Repeat ad nauseam until you succeed.
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I doubt I could do that. I need to get to know someone before I could ever make a step like that.

It's not really a big deal to me, but it does get annoying how much emphasis everyone else puts on it.
 
Well, my most memorable kissing story is with my girlfriend now. You see, up to this point the longest I've been with a girl was like 2 or 3 weeks. I just know really fast whether the girl is right for me and I don't like to waste my time in meaningless relationships.
So I've been dating this girl for like a whole month and I keeping think that I haven't even kissed her yet. I'm the kind of guy that wants to really be sure about someone. So that day on May 22nd we had just gotten home from school. She's laying on the couch resting, and I'm stroking at her head. Just then, she had the most innocent, I just want to be love look on her and I couldn't resist it. I leaned down and started kissing her. It would be the kiss that I will never forget.....gawd I love her.:)
 
So to all of the posters posting "this thread makes me weep for humanity" or something to that affect, why do you give a damn? So what if alot of us are virgins or some of us have never kissed a girl, why do you care? It's not like we're stopping you from getting women.
 
MoxManiac said:
I doubt I could do that. I need to get to know someone before I could ever make a step like that.

It's not really a big deal to me, but it does get annoying how much emphasis everyone else puts on it.
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I understand that. I've struggled with social anxiety my whole life. Talking to strangers still makes me literally shake sometimes if I don't make an effort to stop. But, at least for me, women are the best thing in the world and easily worth that initial stress.
 
Through a series of terribly annoying circumstances, I have never kissed a girl despite having been in a very committed relationship for over two years. Long distance relationships ftl.
 
Bloodwake said:
Seriously guys, I like video games a lot, but come on. There's more to ****ing life.

Get your ass up, dress up nice, crack a few jokes around women, take a shower once in a while, and you might get to insert your tongue in someone's throat. And it's ****ing amazing.

I swear, GAF scares me sometimes.
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Thats not exactly how it is. Half of my friends are girls, that is, I can start relationships that last for years. Theyre simply not sexual. In fact, I talk more to girls than with guys (although I do manly activities like bar hopping)

And I shower every day 99% of the time. The other 1% im sick in bed or the shower exploded.

Im sure its the same situation for others.

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