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[Spine_Ripper]

South Africa
#1: Angelina Jolie
#2: Drew Barrymore
#3: Cameron Diaz

I don't even...

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

There are nudes of them?

 

[Beant]

finland #1 ez

edit: how is stoya #1 in japan??

 

[plainr_]

Super disappointing top 3.

 

[Keyser Soze]

 

[Mistel]

Oh you mean the thingies in her thingie? Yeah, I've seen that gif, LOL.

It did kill the mood when I found the video and realized what it was... Still Faye is irresistible though...

Not just you.

Not going to lie that was the first thing I noticed as soon as the thread loaded.

 

[lucebuce12]

You wanna know how this list is kinda crap?
#1 in Pakistan is .... Anna Kendrick :S
Makes absolutely no sense, 9.99/10 ppl wouldn't even have an inkling who she is. Sunny Leone would be #1 actually.

 

[SolidusDave]

From some of the choices I'm going to guess Sex.com is used by mainly vanilla porn users

Basically people who can't internet? They don't even know how to google, they just know the word "sex" and type it in. I think the big pornhub sites release also search statistics from time to time and it's quite different (but they probably don't get many visitors from so many countries to compare that).


Kinda weird how sometimes there's just one result btw. No results makes sense as the countries would of course just block that one domain.

 

[Sheroking]

South Africa
#1: Angelina Jolie
#2: Drew Barrymore
#3: Cameron Diaz

I don't even...

I think they just arrived at 1997.

 

[FlashbladeGAF]

I don't even want to know how many Selena Gomez gifs you have in categorized folders in order to bring that out.

HAHAHAH

 

[Cow Mengde]

Where the hell is Malena Morgan on that list? That's just criminal.

 

[Rad-]

Note to self, never visit Sudan.

 

[equippedwithtowel]

Asa Akira #1 in Canada... I love you guys!

We do what we can.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Belgium

#1 Jessi Palmer
#2 Tori Black
#3 Maria Ozawa

Not bad, I think.

Definitely the best top 3 posted, Ozawa is gorgeous. She does that awful whimpering that the seems to get certain weirdos off though, it's hugely off-putting.

There seems to be a distinct lack of Mia Malkova in this thread. She's really quite attractive.

 

[WEGGLES]

Paraguay has some explaining to do...

Oh you mean the thingies in her thingie? Yeah, I've seen that gif, LOL.

Other than that, that girl is pretty cute and totally worth a fap.

What?

 

[interactivemonodrama]

https://magic.piktochart.com/output/1438531-mapmapmapmapmapmap-conflict-copy

Selena Gomez has strange ears

 

[Mistel]

What?

Genital warts. Human papillomavirus I think.

 

[Cow Mengde]

Even the Japanese won't fap to their own porn. That's just sad. Even sadder is Asa Akira's on the list. She is the definition of butterface. Japan still rather fap to her than their own porn.

Chinese politicians better start analyzing why people aren't fapping to their own porn as well. They want a cultural victory, don't they?

 

[Blink Me]

Genital warts. Human papillomavirus I think.

Didn't that turn out to be something else non-STD related. Or was that just wishful thinking?

 

[DukeBobby]

UK

1: Helen Flanagan
2: Lucy Pinder
3: Rosie Jones

Really? Helen Flanagan? Really?

I knew we had shit taste.

 

[SneakyStephan]

Belgium

#1 Jessi Palmer
#2 Tori Black
#3 Maria Ozawa

Not bad, I think.

meh, ozawa has done too many nasty things to still be appealing
never heard of jessi palmer though, googles.. nice

idk why these top 3s are always full of skanky looking porn stars (usually with fake tits)
there are SO many out there now that a few years ago would've been considered too pretty for porn, why jerk your gerkin to some skanky crackwhore looking girl

 

[Mistel]

Didn't that turn out to be something else non-STD related. Or was that just wishful thinking?

It could be vestibular papillomatosis which looks similar to HPV if that was the case it's not an STD. But I never heard the full story so it being one or the other I cannot say.

 

[CadetMahoney]

https://magic.piktochart.com/output/1438531-mapmapmapmapmapmap-conflict-copy

"
Have you ever wondered who are the most popular women the world is searching for on porn sites?
"

I think this is just fake shit made up. Most of them are normal actresses etc who aren't even sex symbols - but they're the top hits being searched for on porn sites?

It's probably one of those lame things to boost fame like Gwyneth Paltrow winning sexiest woman in the world award. Sharp knees.png

 

[Kid Ska]

South Africa
#1: Angelina Jolie
#2: Drew Barrymore
#3: Cameron Diaz

I don't even...

Nasty...

 

[NinjaBoiX]

UK

1: Helen Flanagan
2: Lucy Pinder
3: Rosie Jones

Really? Helen Flanagan? Really?

I knew we had shit taste.

She's better looking than Lucy Pinder, at least her eyes are mint. Seriously don't get the appeal with Pinder.

"But she has massive tits!"

yay

We clawed it back a little with Rosie Jones though.

 

[Blink Me]

UK

1: Helen Flanagan
2: Lucy Pinder
3: Rosie Jones

Really? Helen Flanagan? Really?

I knew we had shit taste.

Remember when Tulisa got voted FHM sexiest woman in the world? What a laugh that was.

 

[Eknots]

Googled those names and it seems our country has a particular taste:

That's a good taste

 

[Raiden]

In the UK #1 is Helen Flannigan? Ew.

In Canada #2 is Molly Cavalli. Welivetogther's 1 minute trailers were the shit back in the day.

I contributed to the UK one, yes.

 

[Odrion]

#1 In Russia is Caprice. I assume this was after she got the new X-Art dick.

 

[Mistel]

We clawed it back a little with Rosie Jones though.

Rosie jones is kinda meh, Lillith Lust is way better than her.

 

[Daemul]

Sudan

1. Girl have dick
2. Girl on boy
3. Shemale

 

[MThanded]

I think this is just fake shit made up. Most of them are normal actresses etc who aren't even sex symbols - but they're the top hits being searched for on porn sites?

It's probably one of those lame things to boost fame like Gwyneth Paltrow winning sexiest woman in the world award. Sharp knees.png

This is specifically for people searching on sex.com . Doesn't have to be a pornstar.

 

[CrackPebbles]

Silvia Camps

Noelle easton

Lily Sincere

Siri

Belle Noire

Alexis Texas is ok. WTF selena gomez

 

[Zee-Row]

Selena Gomez is disgusting. She looks 14.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Rosie jones is kinda meh, Lillith Lust is way better than her.

Oh yeah, I forgot you were a lover of the ginge too! Good form.

Marie McCray and Dani Jensen, yiss.

 

[Valkerionseven]

The poll is obviously skewed to look for certain names that are noticeable in english but none the less its hilarious. South Africa and Aussy land need to stop though hahahaha.

 

[foxuzamaki]

Just noticed Alexis' bra is see through

 

[Protein]

The world has bad taste.

Everyone is using the internet wrong.

:lol first words that came to mind.

 

[Mistel]

Oh yeah, I forgot you were a lover of the ginge too! Good form.

Marie McCray and Dani Jensen, yiss.

The things I would do to Marie McCray.. If this was list it would just be full of redheads and lesbian porn. Dani Jensen is no Pepper Kester though.

 

[BTM]

Finland wins based off of their #1 choice alone.

 

[thenexus6]

USA:

#Abella Anderson

 

[John Kowalski]

i bet gunma is actually more famous than all those girls

 

[Oersted]

Sudan wins.

 

[paparazzo]

Rosie jones is kinda meh, Lillith Lust is way better than her.

Different strokes and all, but yeah, I don't think so.

 

[Camp Lo]

Called Lisa Ann.

 

[Squalor]

Different strokes and all, but yeah, I don't think so.

Until Jones has a sex tape, she's inferior to all attractive porn stars.

 

[BadAss2961]

Called Lisa Ann.

She's always a top player in these studies.

 

[KillerMan91]

Proud of my fellow finns. That whole world top three though. What the fuck really. Lisa Ann!? Ughhhhhhhhhh

 

[BGBW]

Sudan, more like :cuilan.

 

[FairXchange]

Asa Akira #1 in Canada... I love you guys!

Aw yeah!