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[PhoenixDark]

I heard the penis on a plate was so well received, vagina on a pedestal is next on the menu

 

[Vazra]

Fried or Fertilized?

 

[tonkatsu_ramen]

I hope this doesn't develop into a delicacy like tiger genitals ala Chinese medicine.

 

[J-Rod]

This is more sad to me than bizarre if true.

 

[JoeBoy101]

 

[Amagon]

I thought this was an account suicide thread

 

[Winnie the Pimp]

jacknicholsonnod.gif

what does this even mean? If he has no genitalia left then how does he perform basic functions? hmm

 

[Red]

fuck me thought this was about chicken

.

 

[Platy]

It turns out he did served stones after all !!!!!!

....no ?
Ok .. I'm really bad at this =/

This version of the story seems to bring up a few facts that were missing in the original that I posted over in the TransGAF thread, so now things make a bit more sense. When you go male to female, you don't just cut everything off, so it was really confusing how he'd have all of that to... umm, offer up.

Here it says he's going more for an androgynous kind of thing, so that makes the story more logical. Well, you know, relatively speaking. Or maybe I just didn't read into the original story enough, given that I was still in a little bit of shock over the bigger details. *heh*

But... what is he going to have down there now? I mean, you've got to have something, right? Will he look like a Barbie doll + small opening?

While it makes a little bit more sense, the other version didn't said anything about the nipples .... I mean .... ><

 

[teruterubozu]

Yeah, but can he cook?

 

[Weemanply109]

Sounds delicious. Yum.

Wish I could've had some.

 

[Technosteve]

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

what the fuck man

 

[Sanky Panky]

Welp this is certainly one of the least creative thread titles in a while...

 

[Huevos de Oro]

Only 5 people got to eat? Pfft.

Had it been my cock, the gathering would have looked like a fucking viking dinner.

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

He probably could have charged a hell of a lot more. If you're going to chop your bits off, you should at least make the most of it.

 

[sankt-Antonio]

As an asexual, his genitalia will not be replaced with artificial female ones.

That is harsh.

 

[Talon]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

 

[Angry Grimace]

I think the best part is that there's just such a limited number of actual posts that would have justified the thread-title without being ban worthy and it actually fit the list.

 

[Hansel]

I hate you.

 

[Platy]

Only 5 people got to eat? Pfft.

Had it been my cock, the gathering would have looked like a fucking viking dinner.

 

[BosSin]

 

[staticneuron]

I think I am just going to take this bit of information in, contemplate it for a few minutes, then forget I ever stumbled upon this.

 

[bengraven]

 

[Forearms]

Hah!

 

[CrazyDogg77]

Why would he do this. Even being asexual you need to urinate.

 

[CrankyJay]

Bone appétit!

Lol. Count Docockeat, you did not phallus.

 

[Amagon]

Hah!

I saw the similarities myself when I found that Bale gif, lol!

 

[Miggytronz]

lololol

 

[Winnie the Pimp]

Why would he do this. Even being asexual you need to urinate.

that's what i'm thinking... He probbaly still does, i mean he HAS to right? I just wonder how it would look now from a physical point of view...

 

[starchild excalibur]

The only redeeming thing in this whole thread.

 

[sephi22]

I know I shouldn't have come here

FUCK

 

[MisterNugNug]

So they had the prick fixe tasting menu?

 

[Miggytronz]

 

[Menelaus]

 

[shortyme]

Ewwwww

 

[Dyno]

HAHA! There is a perfect GIF for any situation!

 

[Redux]

Husband: "Just got back from a dinner part"

Wife: "Oh yeah? How was it?"

Husband: "Ate a dude's dick"

Wife: "Wha???? :O :/"

Husband: "Was actually pretty good."

 

[Emily Chu]

\why oh why did I googled imaged this.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

theres a pic of it in a frozen bag and another pic of it in 3 pieces on a diners plate....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvuHvn51ezs&feature=related <----------------8 don't click this just a pic what was on the plate NFSW maybe Idon'tevenknow

 

[linkboy]

I bet his parents are proud.

 

[Zeouterlimits]

How coincidental, the bombcast were talking of something quite similar earlier this week.

 

[Hixx]

Hahaha.

 

[ReiGun]

Japanese man removes his genitals and serves it to paying guest at a dinner party.

 

[Redux]

Yes yes! I love it!

 

[Onemic]

so if he's not replacing his penis with anything, how will he be able to take a piss?

 

[Lazy Jones]

This was just a big misunderstanding. They thought they would serve Coca Cola:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AwiOnPBPqg

 

[krameriffic]

 

[Plywood]

theres a pic of it in a frozen bag and another pic of it in 3 pieces on a diners plate....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvuHv...eature=related <----------------8 don't click this just a pic what was on the plate NFSW maybe Idon'tevenknow

 

[Kinitari]

I literally almost threw up.

 

[Skeyser]

Can you imagine biting into a testicle?