-
Hey Guest. Check out your NeoGAF Wrapped 2025 results here!
Why do people wear underwear
- Thread starter Chezzymann
- Start date
- Status
spindashing
Banned
#SmallPackage
Yup. Just thinking of my penis going up and down, left and right, as I walk or move around, against my jeans sounds fucking painful and uncomfortable.
Meesh
Member
From the liberated colony of Vancouver Island where we've slowly succumbed to the primative lifestyle of mind altered savages
Whether one wipes or not, you still may be subject to the foul discomfort of swass, which is really what I was getting at earlier
matrix-cat
Member
Ballbag-to-leg adhesion is just the worst.
freenudemacusers
Member
nudity is overrated
Exr
Member
Ah, my old friend the Batwing.
I had the same idea years ago. It was amazing, but varicocele forced me back into underwear.
Also, underwear also makes your pants last longer, because it creates a shield against this:
That's what diapers are for...
Cow Mengde
Banned
Also, underwear also makes your pants last longer, because it creates a shield against this:
This used to happen to me as a kid, but I found out if you unbutton your pants too, it'll solve the problem. It gives you more room and freedom. My parents think I'm crazy, but they don't understand.
MechaBowser
Member
Genitalia and zippers don't mix. Also, more disposable than pants.
Hale-XF11
Member
That's what fiber is for.
That wasn't a lemon in that pic, those were his giant balls
they are an essential part of layering
For some reason, I have this irresistible urge to just punch him in his jaw as hard as I fucking can. Like, I would totally not care if I shattered my knuckles, wrist and forearm in the process. It would worth it.
I had the same idea years ago. It was amazing, but varicocele forced me back into underwear.
Also, underwear also makes your pants last longer, because it creates a shield against this:
That's why you don't shake, but use a small piece of toilet paper to clean your dick like a civilized person.
GameAddict411
Member
Never been told not to pull off the Don Draper look, as you can't pull it off? Well don't.
Oh god its huge! I guess his big penis rumor wasn't a lie after all, the image is also an answer for the OP. Underwear simply keeps things in, not only the penis itself but everything, it also protects the groin area(which is very sensitive by the way) from the rough rubbing of tough fabric like jeans, it also keeps terrible smell from going out after a long day of hard work/activity. Without an underwear you will also need to wash your cloth much more often, if not you will stank like a used underwear, literally.
What the fuck urinal has toilet paper beside it?
freenudemacusers
Member
hamm's hog looks like a normal penis to me, just in a droopy loose pants mood.
GameAddict411
Member
Mine is way above average and it never looked that in any situation, its just big, his balls too.
Broder Salsa
Banned
Do some more research before sprouting nonsense like this. I recommend http://jonhammswang.tumblr.com/ to further educate yourself. It's a real problem.
Air Zombie Meat
Member
So many reasons that I'm surprised someone would question it. Not that theres anything wrong with going commando once in a while.
Laughed way too hard at this lol
freenudemacusers
Member
perhaps your sample average is skewed
i've been analyzing famous people's penises before you hit puberty son. i'm no johnny cum lately.
Thought I was the only one in the world. When I realised thie LIFEHACK everything went so good afterwards.
And this is one reason why I don't use urinals.
I can't believe you guys actually do that. Also, the comment about there being no toilet paper around the urinals made me laugh.
I'll take your guys' word for it, but the concept is amusing to me.
freenudemacusers
Member
sounds like i need to develop a special absorbent dick thimble so you no undewear bros can live without the fear of drip marks.
GameAddict411
Member
perhaps your sample average is skewed
i've been analyzing famous people's penises before you hit puberty son. i'm no johnny cum lately.
Ok lol.....
criesofthepast
Member
John is a shower. His dick don't get bigger than that. I measured and it looks to be about 6 inches. Mine is bigger.
freenudemacusers
Member
having a small or normal sized penis isn't a big deal
Mammoth Jones
Member
Pretty much. Jeans on my dick aren't comfortable. Or on business slacks.
Well first of all, there would be dick outlines and numerous other problems for men. I am sure most people don't mind a nice bit of D-outline 
Second of all, most vagina's are constantly secreting fluids as part of the natural cleaning process within the Uterus and Birth canal. So forget pads for menstrual fluid we got fluids all day everyday son.
Second of all, most vagina's are constantly secreting fluids as part of the natural cleaning process within the Uterus and Birth canal. So forget pads for menstrual fluid we got fluids all day everyday son.
Mr. Enigma
Member
"When I was a kid my Mom always said, 'Why do you wear those damn boxer shorts? Your things are going hang down to your knees when you get older!' I said, 'So what is the downside of the argument here?'" -- Jeff Foxworthy
CaptainGyro
Banned
it is a skidmark filter
criesofthepast
Member
My penis is big so I don't mind outlines. I'd understand those with small penises not digging it though.
Devolution
Member
The garments made for going underwear-less are kilts and certain dresses/skirts. Most people wear pants and shorts. Most people don't like the chafing feeling of those fabrics/cuts of cloth.
TheKaeptain
Banned
Too be fair my dick outline can be seen with underwear on.
AyaisMUsikWhore
Member
Never been told not to pull off the Don Draper look, as you can't pull it off? Well don't.
Hmmm.... False... Advertising tbh.
Shining Sunshine
Banned
No Seinfeld Kramer reference?
Devolution
Member
Not hot.
Femmeworth
Banned
Because I don't want urine and other genital fluids to soak into my pants.
- Status