striferser
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I'm not comfortable without my underwear...
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Why do people wear underwear
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Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew
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Avoid skid marks on your pants.
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(I kid. I wear it because it feels awesome! And Skid Marks...)
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(I kid. I wear it because it feels awesome! And Skid Marks...)
t-storm
Member
Or one could just use baby/wet wipes if they're that much of a disaster down there.
terrisus
Member
So does proper hygiene and body care.
tuna on toast
Banned
vaginas are moist holes without sphincters
"The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine."
The real answer. It's to barrier sweat and other bodily secretions from your outer clothing more than anything else. Yes your anus and genital area secretes different fluids even if you dont think it does.
HI. BILLY MAYS HERE
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Haha dat first post
AngmarsKing701
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terrisus
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This could be cross-posted to the "do you wash after using the bathroom?" thread, where everyone is saying their genitals are clean enough to eat off of.
grosvenor_92
Member
To avoid skid marks and urine stains getting on your jeans
terrisus
Member
From all the times stuff like this keeps getting mentioned in this thread, what I'm learning is that people are even more disgusting than I thought.
I need to go find a big plastic bubble to live in or something.
jordan0386
Member
Why would a soft dick get caught in your fly? Never understood why that thought is so common.
Not to mention the fly sits on a layer of pants. I guess it sounds cool.
Not to mention the fly sits on a layer of pants. I guess it sounds cool.
terrisus
Member
My breasts are too heavy to go without a bra for extended periods of time. Plus I refuse to let these things bounce around in public. That's... embarrassing.
We could definitely have another topic devoted to convincing women to not wear bras.
Amen to that.
andthebeatgoeson
Junior Member
You have never farted and got a little wet? Maybe you don't fart or your sphincter is like Fort Knox?
Kitsunebaby
Member
I go commando frequently. It's so much nicer when you let everything breathe.
Bras on the other hand are kind of necessary for me. While I like to go braless at home, my breasts are huge and I'm not sure that it's socially acceptable for me to hold them every time I need to go down some stairs in public.
Bras on the other hand are kind of necessary for me. While I like to go braless at home, my breasts are huge and I'm not sure that it's socially acceptable for me to hold them every time I need to go down some stairs in public.
Generally speaking, wearing undergarments provides protection & support for your breasts, bottom, & penis, along with keeping outerwear free of smells and stains from stray excretions.
With that said, nothing is stopping you from pitching tents at the train station, but be prepared with the dangers that your new found freedom provides.
Lol
While it's awesome when we're free to be without one, I think some of us with heavier girls are more grateful for the support than to do without it.
terrisus
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No...
Not to my knowledge anyway...
While granted I don't have the personal experience of having to deal with it, my wife is heavier, and I like when she doesn't.
TIL: GAF has a bunch of man babies.
While I don't go commando myself, you have some serious issues if you're worried of something like skid marks being on your jeans.
They invented toilet paper for a reason. Someone else also invented wet wipes if toilet paper doesn't do the job properly.
While I don't go commando myself, you have some serious issues if you're worried of something like skid marks being on your jeans.
They invented toilet paper for a reason. Someone else also invented wet wipes if toilet paper doesn't do the job properly.
Senor Kami
Banned
This is why I wear them. There are times when it would be beneficial not to wear underwear but I still do for these reasons. Plus, boxers are plenty enough wiggle room. Real question is why do people wear ball and cock crushing briefs?
PreyingShark
Member
Boxer briefs let me wear shorts and sweatpants while having a relatively easy time staying G-rated.
Is DetectiveGAF really gonna just let that flimsy excuse go, choosing not to dig into his personal life and out any false claims just because? I'm not sure whether to be impressed, or a little sad. It's the wrong thing to do, surely, but... my baser self does glean some entertainment from those threads, as long as the suspicious statements really are lies.
Zuhzuhzombie!!
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So you don't destroy the tip of your dick when you zip up your pants.
terrisus
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Not really much work for DetectiveGAF to do - I have multiple websites, registered under my actual name. It's not like I'm hard to find out about if someone cared to or something.
EDIT: I'm going to sleep soon, so, if DetectiveGAF shows up on my doorstep tomorrow morning, at least bring some pizza or something.
All the cool kids had skid marks back in the day.
1) The zipper. I had that happen when I was a little kid, one piece pyjamas, and it was quite unpleasant.
2) It's sorta like a bra in function. It keeps things from moving and shifting about too much. It's OK to "hang loose" when you're by yourself, but in company, that's something you've gotta conceal.
2) It's sorta like a bra in function. It keeps things from moving and shifting about too much. It's OK to "hang loose" when you're by yourself, but in company, that's something you've gotta conceal.
I was wearing undies years ago when dirtbiking and cartwheeled going downhill. My helmet was collecting rocks first and then the bike flipped on top of me. Penor made its way out of the undies and through now unzipped biker pants.
I was stuck under the bike in shock and pain and the gasoline trail hit my wounds and I started spazzing out. Luckily I got out from under since I was by myself, and had some water to wash my cockle off but the damage was done.
Tore me up bleeding and scarred me.
I was stuck under the bike in shock and pain and the gasoline trail hit my wounds and I started spazzing out. Luckily I got out from under since I was by myself, and had some water to wash my cockle off but the damage was done.
Tore me up bleeding and scarred me.
OrlanisWorks
Banned
Put chocolate between your fore-arm and bicep. Then flex your forearm to your bicep. Then try wiping.
Yeah, I don't really get how it's so hard to make sure not to have skid marks. Spread those cheeks and wipe, how hard could it be?
RoadHazard
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Jeans against man parts? No thanks.
Okay seriously do ya'll not know decent hygiene or something.
RoadHazard
Gold Member
Second shower? One per day is enough, man. If it isn't for you, you must have messed yourself up by taking so many showers all the damn time.
Hours Left
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Going commando is gross, potentially hazardous and decidedly unsexy.
God Dayumm
Banned
Skid marks happen unless you're douching up to your colon at least twice a day. You may not see them but the bacteria are there.
well the first shower is probably to look his or her best then there is the post work day or workout wash off so twice does not seem unusual.
RoadHazard
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Well, it's certainly not good for you to take 14 showers per week. Your skin and hair will hate it.
RustyNails
Member
Yes, this is the gentleman's way. I also make sure the small piece of tp is wet with water first.
This is GAF. You should be relieved that's the only thing that's happening. It could always be worse knowing this place.
Jawmuncher
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We all need the extra insurance.
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