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[jediyoshi]

They invented toilet paper for a reason. Someone else also invented wet wipes if toilet paper doesn't do the job properly.

If shit got on your hand, would you wipe it off with toilet paper?

 

[Aquamarine]

My breasts are too heavy to go without a bra for extended periods of time. Plus I refuse to let these things bounce around in public. That's... embarrassing.

In New York City it's perfectly legal for women to walk around topless in public places. ;-)

 

[Sadsic]

underwear is the sexiest part of the human anatomy

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

If shit got on your hand, would you wipe it off with toilet paper?

No but I don't go around touching things with my asshole.

 

[elektrixx]

You need the front bit for men, but the front part should be phased out for women. They don't need it.

 

[Intheflorsh]

Commando master race reporting in. Underpants are just terrible diapers for the insecure, man up and embrace the feeling of denim rubbing against your wing wang.

I should also say that I have never had my dick caught in a zipper.

 

[Finaika]

In New York City it's perfectly legal for women to walk around topless in public places. ;-)

I've never been to NYC but do most women there walk around topless?

 

[Clydefrog]

because this

 

[Dark Octave]

Everybody dribbles a little after they pee. Without underwear it's going straight on your pants and nobody washes their pants after only one use.

 

[brokenbeans]

When I wear shorts no underwear for me.

 

[zoukka]

I don't want to sweat my pants nor show my dick to everyone.

 

[CaptainSlow]

No going commando, but I do rock the banana hammock sometimes.

Spoiler

Have the body for it and the wife loves them.

 

[phxxBullet]

It's warmer, feels more comfortable and also, it just feels wrong to not wear boxer-short.

 

[Kadayi]

Holds everything in place.

Sanitary.

Amusing as it is with the various people waxing lyrical about TP, wet wipes & bidets real life isn't necessarily always that accommodating or convenient, especially if you're travelling around a lot and reliant on restrooms.

 

[Darkwater]

Why run the risk of skidmarks in your pants?

This and only this.

 

[Reishiki]

Because panties are awesome.

 

[Mlatador]

Yes, this is the gentleman's way. I also make sure the small piece of tp is wet with water first.

I see you're an expert! This is really the best way (If water/some sort of liquid is available).

... wait a minute... I might have an INGENIOUS idea...

You guys all know moist-toilet paper, right? These days it seems to be really popular. I've been seeing those in drug stores much more often lately, with certain drugs stores even explicitely advertising it.

NOW - and this is a part I should probably patent, but screw it -, WHAT IF there were moist-toilet tissues with a small form factor (maybe in the shape of a round patch or something) for the sole purpose of cleaning your penis after pissing?

Those could be stored in a small, reclosable package (like regular tissue paper) so every man could have some handy when needed and either toilet paper or any way of making your toilet paper wet is not available. This would solve both problems and increase the amount of cleaner dicks, less piss-stains and happier men dramatically!

 

[terrisus]

I see you're an expert! This is really the best way (If water/some sort of liquid is available).

... wait a minute... I might have an INGENIOUS idea...

You guys all know moist-toilet paper, right? These days it seems to be really popular. I've been seeing those in drug stores much more often lately, with certain drugs stores even explicitely advertising it.

NOW - and this is a part I should probably patent, but screw it -, WHAT IF there were moist-toilet tissues with a small form factor (maybe in the shape of a round patch or something) for the sole purpose of cleaning your penis after pissing?

Those could be stored in a small, reclosable package (like regular tissue paper) so every man could have some handy when needed and either toilet paper or any way of making your toilet paper wet is not available. This would solve both problems and increase the amount of cleaner dicks, less piss-stains and happier men dramatically!

 

[Mlatador]

We need something with soothing oils, camomile etc., not something that's antiseptic. I guess that would irritate you skin over time and also... burn?

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

because this

Those arn't cotton bikinis with lace trim

 

[Brofist]

I don't want everyone to see my dongerino

 

[Lashley]

Everybody dribbles a little after they pee. Without underwear it's going straight on your pants and nobody washes their pants after only one use.

Er....I do

 

[davepoobond]

Hair would get caught in the zipper

Shorts would have tons of pubes and I wouldn't be able to wear it multiple times before washing.

If I fart and its a big one, my shorts won't look dirty for some reason

 

[terrisus]

If I fart and its a big one, my shorts won't look dirty for some reason

davepoobond
you can't put a price on shits

 

[RustyNails]

I see you're an expert! This is really the best way (If water/some sort of liquid is available).

... wait a minute... I might have an INGENIOUS idea...

You guys all know moist-toilet paper, right? These days it seems to be really popular. I've been seeing those in drug stores much more often lately, with certain drugs stores even explicitely advertising it.

NOW - and this is a part I should probably patent, but screw it -, WHAT IF there were moist-toilet tissues with a small form factor (maybe in the shape of a round patch or something) for the sole purpose of cleaning your penis after pissing?

Those could be stored in a small, reclosable package (like regular tissue paper) so every man could have some handy when needed and either toilet paper or any way of making your toilet paper wet is not available. This would solve both problems and increase the amount of cleaner dicks, less piss-stains and happier men dramatically!

I'm a Muslim, and I would buy this in a heartbeat. We are supposed to wash our pee pee after peeing. There's definitely potential here.

 

[unholyrevenger72]

Shart Guard

 

[Stevetopsy]

Can I get some other opinions about this please

Explain, please. I've moved into the toilet paper thing, but in the times it's unavailable I resort to squeezing and milking almost to the point of pain, but even that doesn't guarantee the delayed drip won't happen.

Just press down and massage forward (towards your dick) around the top of the back of the scrotum, pretty much right between your legs. Whenever i'm done taking a piss, I start there then squeeze and shake my way down like usual, then repeat it all maybe once more. I've notice significantly more urine coming out than when I used to just squeeze and shake. I'm no scientist, but I would guess the path urine takes goes back farther than just your shaft. This way seems to clear out more of it leading to less surprise drips once you go to zip up.

I could swear I first read about it on gaf somewhere. Or maybe i'm just crazy! But this is my current method.

wat

Just shake and squeeze.

For some of us, that doesn't exactly do the trick.

 

[Red]

Knowing there are people on GAF at risk for skid marks really puts things in perspective.

 

[Scrooged]

Knowing there are people on GAF at risk for skid marks really puts things in perspective.

They probably don't fold.