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Why don't Mens restrooms have couches?

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Seriously who is it that decided Woman deserved couches in their restrooms and men didn't. Freakin sexist is what it is...
 
why would anyone want to lounge around in a public restroom?

also what person in their right mind would want to sit on a public restroom sofa?
 
Alphahawk said:
Seriously who is it that decided Woman deserved couches in their restrooms and men didn't. Freakin sexist is what it is...
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Are they supposed to masturbate on the toilet or on the floor?

Think about it.
 
Do you really want to sit on a couch in a room where people are releaving themselves of their waste? Especially when the urinels would not be far from the couch? I've never used a couch in any bathroom I've been in.
 
JodyAnthony said:
why would anyone want to lounge around in a public restroom?

also what person in their right mind would want to sit on a public restroom sofa?
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yeah, not to mention how cruisy it would become. that's both funny and gross.
 
This may be the nastiest concept I have ever heard of. I try to make my public restroom trips as short as fucking possible.
 
Couches are only a cool hangout spot if they're on a porch or in a garage with the door open, silly goose.
 
Wait, women's have couches? All I usually get is some guy drying my hands for me and trying to sell me lollipops, which I buy thank you very much.
 
I walk into a restroom and the smell of old urinal biscuits fills the air, the sudden outburst of yet another man who decided to eat Mexican food for lunch echoes off the tiles in a cacophony of trumpet blares and humid percussions. The soles of my shoes stick to the floor and make a gentle peeling noise as I approach my final destination from God knows what that has been spilled. Yeah, my first thought is to lounge in comfort for many long hours in there. Life would be grand.
 
Because some punk will most likely piss and shit on it for a gag. And who wants to come in a bathroom and sit while other men are pissing and shitting?
 
well wait times for one, with men we're generally in and out fast, women take noticeably longer so why not give them a place to sit
 
Mash said:
All I usually get is some guy drying my hands for me and trying to sell me lollipops, which I buy thank you very much.
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Were you blind folded when he gave you this lollipop?
 
Well to be fair the couches aren't actually in the same area as the toilet but rather in like a little entrance lobby so it's not as gross as it sounds...
 
Ferrio said:
Were you blind folded when he gave you this lollipop?
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Davedough said:
I walk into a restroom and the smell of old urinal biscuits fills the air, the sudden outburst of yet another man who decided to eat Mexican food for lunch echoes off the tiles in a cacophony of trumpet blares and humid percussions. The soles of my shoes stick to the floor and make a gentle peeling noise as I approach my final destination from God knows what that has been spilled. Yeah, my first thought is to lounge in comfort for many long hours in there. Life would be grand.
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:lol I don't know what kind of biscuits they make in your neck of the woods
 
I've heard that public women's bathrooms tend to get much filthier than men's ones. So it kind of surprises me that women are willing to sit on couches in bathrooms.
 
I really wouldn't wanna sit around in a public restroon. I like to go in, take care of whatever, and escape asap. I also don't like it when there's multiple urinals and some guy has to get right next to me. There should be like a 6-foot rule or something.
 
The only part of you that should touch anything in a public bathroom are the soles of your shoes on the floor and a covered finger getting some soap and starting a tap.

cloudwalking said:
WOMENS' RESTROOMS DON'T HAVE COUCHES

i don't know who was the first to perpetuate this myth, but it's bullshit
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That's what you want us to believe!
 
Okay, now on to a serious question.
Why the fuck don't Mens restrooms have coathangers? I can't take a shit with my jacket on :(
 
cloudwalking said:
WOMENS' RESTROOMS DON'T HAVE COUCHES

i don't know who was the first to perpetuate this myth, but it's bullshit
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Go into a department Store restroom they do indeed have couches...
 
cloudwalking said:
WOMENS' RESTROOMS DON'T HAVE COUCHES

i don't know who was the first to perpetuate this myth, but it's bullshit
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Ha! You're just scared because we're on to you and the greatest injustice in history.
 
DKnight said:
Okay, now on to a serious question.
Why the fuck don't Mens restrooms have coathangers? I can't take a shit with my jacket on :(
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Damn near every restroom I've been in has coat-hangers?
 
caffeinated said:
what'd be the use of coaches in mens restroom ?
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Having a spotter is always nice. ONE MORE PUSH! COME ON! ARE YOU GONNA LET IT SLIDE OUT LIKE A LITTLE GIRL OR SHOOT IT OUT LIKE A MAN! DO IT YOU PUSSY! etc.
 
cloudwalking said:
WOMENS' RESTROOMS DON'T HAVE COUCHES

i don't know who was the first to perpetuate this myth, but it's bullshit
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Ha. I've seen them with my own two eyes. Stupid girls and their stupid awesome bathrooms.
 
There actually is a couch in at least one of the bathrooms of my college. I was shocked to see it, I don't think most people would want to linger in the place they shit in.
 
Gaborn said:
What I want to know is why there aren't TVs built in above the urinals, ESPECIALLY in a decent sports bar.
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Because you can't put anything nice in a men's room... pretty much anywhere, without some asshole carving his name into it or whatever. We don't get couches, but tbh we're lucky to even have toilets and sinks in public restrooms. My place would have holes in the floor and a spicket coming out of the wall, and that's it.
 
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