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This reminds me of reading some book or something on sex. One part being about women and their rape fantasies. My favorite was the one woman who had all the fantasies about guys getting their zippers stuck, or the one where the guy breaks into her house and when he sees her in bed sick with a runny nose he recommends her some medicine or something because he has the same cold.

Wow, I totally remember reading this. :lol Don't remember where it's from though.

 

[Skittleguy]

vintage porn is so much better than all the crap they make nowadays

1800s porn came from a very scary time. I mean, have you seen the hair back then?

 

[Aselith]

Wow, I totally remember reading this. :lol Don't remember where it's from though.

If you remember, post it up. Sounds interesting.

 

[Beezy]

1800s porn came from a very scary time. I mean, have you seen the hair back then?

...you have porn from the 1800s?

 

[BlueTsunami]

real porn doesn't suck dude smh

vintage porn is so much better than all the crap they make nowadays

There's something magical about ugly 80's chicks doing the nasty with an average Joe that had decided that day he wanted to fuck for cinema. Its nasty, its RAW, ITS HOT.

 

[BigBoss]

Has anyone ever seen a recording session for any of these hentais? Now that I would love to see.

 

[Skittleguy]

...you have porn from the 1800s?

Well, it's technically "vintage erotica" but yeah.

 

[Aselith]

Well, it's technically "vintage erotica" but yeah.

You're really serious about masturbating aren't you?

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I would like to see this

 

[srst]

Well, it's technically "vintage erotica" but yeah.

*I'm arriving! I'm arriving!*

 

[Skittleguy]

You're really serious about masturbating aren't you?

Spoiler

I would like to see this

What can I say? I'm a connoisseur.

 

[USD]

If you remember, post it up. Sounds interesting.

I'm pretty sure this is it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_Fantasies

 

[Like the hat?]

I really have nothing to contribute here except that the fact that Rapelay got greenlit, developed, tested and released makes me wonder what's keeping God from drowning us again.

the "controversy" section should just say "it's a fucking RAPE game."

 

[Aselith]

I'm pretty sure this is it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_Fantasies

I don't think that's what Revenant was talking about as it seemed to be more of a general book on sexuality but I'll check this one out too. This is a fiction book though yeah? I was thinking more of a textbook type thing like actual psychological research but this does look interesting too but perhaps I misunderstood.

 

[USD]

I don't think that's what Revenant was talking about as it seemed to be more of a general book on sexuality but I'll check this one out too. This is a fiction book though yeah? I was thinking more of a textbook type thing like actual psychological research but this does look interesting too.

I'm pretty sure it is. It's from a collection of short stories.

I just found it.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/4655228/Dancing-Girls-and-Other-Stories-by-Margaret-Atwood-

Skip to page 42.

 

[Koshiba]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol This thread just keep on giving.

The setups to sex in hentai are for more interesting to me than the setups for sex in porn. What's so bad about that?

 

[Slayven]

I think it's more like:

Producer 1: "How about we do one where the girl has the power to stop time and does a bunch stiff dudes?

Producer 2: "Sounds good as long as her two brothers and grandfather are among the dudes."

I was referencing a real series of Japanese porn videos. It's about a magical stopwatch that is passed between average joes that use it to get back at the hot chicks that scorn them.

 

[Aselith]

The setups to sex in hentai are for more interesting to me than the setups for sex in porn. What's so bad about that?

I was referencing a real series of Japanese porn videos. It's about a magical stopwatch that is passed between average joes that use it to get back at the hot chicks that scorn them.

I dunno if this a hentai he's talking about but it sounds like the kinda shit that would happen in the hentai I have seen...only it would almost certainly have an added element with weird parental sexual tension or rape. Keep on truckin though, don't let my derision for the form of porn you watch slow you down. I certainly wouldn't care if you don't like my sort of porn.

 

[Koshiba]

Also, I find some hentai fun to watch with friends. One of my friends, she holds annual "hentai parties." We watch all the weird/funny hentai in a group. She makes food like jello and cake out of boob and penis cooking molds she bought at the porn shop. It's pretty fun. Also me and my neighbor sat around watching hentai one night and eating popcorn. :lol Always fun the discussions that come from watching hentai.

 

[btkadams]

Also, I find some hentai fun to watch with friends. One of my friends, she holds annual "hentai parties." We watch all the weird/funny hentai in a group. She makes food like jello and cake out of boob and penis cooking molds she bought at the porn shop. It's pretty fun. Also me and my neighbor sat around watching hentai one night and eating popcorn. :lol Always fun the discussions that come from watching hentai.

*blank stare*

lol

 

[BlueTsunami]

Also, I find some hentai fun to watch with friends. One of my friends, she holds annual "hentai parties." We watch all the weird/funny hentai in a group. She makes food like jello and cake out of boob and penis cooking molds she bought at the porn shop. It's pretty fun. Also me and my neighbor sat around watching hentai one night and eating popcorn. :lol Always fun the discussions that come from watching hentai.

Sounds like my kinda' party

 

[Aselith]

Also, I find some hentai fun to watch with friends. One of my friends, she holds annual "hentai parties." We watch all the weird/funny hentai in a group. She makes food like jello and cake out of boob and penis cooking molds she bought at the porn shop. It's pretty fun. Also me and my neighbor sat around watching hentai one night and eating popcorn. :lol Always fun the discussions that come from watching hentai.

D: Do you guys make gingerbreadmen who are sobbing crying while they are penetrated by tentacles too?

 

[Tamanon]

Also, I find some hentai fun to watch with friends. One of my friends, she holds annual "hentai parties." We watch all the weird/funny hentai in a group. She makes food like jello and cake out of boob and penis cooking molds she bought at the porn shop. It's pretty fun. Also me and my neighbor sat around watching hentai one night and eating popcorn. :lol Always fun the discussions that come from watching hentai.

You guys should hold contests to guess what magical new use the hentai storywriters have found for sperm. I swear it can be used for everything in Japan. Demonic Rituals, powering androids, the sky's the limit.:lol

 

[Koshiba]

You guys should hold contests to guess what magical new use the hentai storywriters have found for sperm. I swear it can be used for everything in Japan. Demonic Rituals, powering androids, the sky's the limit.:lol

There's this one funny black guy she invites to the party (Oh yeah, I always specify that to help get a visual of the story.. =p Since it was brought up in another thread.) one of her friends that always makes hilarious remarks like "Dayyyuuum. That girl aint got no asian ass!" type of stuff. It's pretty funny, probably you'd have to be there. But yeah, the weird/funny hentai makes great for watching with friends IMO..

Mostly for personal use is the more down to earth hentai though and the hentai manga/doujins that I use. Seeing as how my turn on's don't include tentacles or anything like that. I do enjoy the rape fantasy stuff. Though I agree on the whining/crying stuff can get annoying in some of the sex scenes (I tend to keep the volume down low for that). This girl I used to know would always brag that she sounded like a hentai chick in bed and I'm just like, "So you whine and cry?" :lol

I believe the first animated hentai I ever watched was Fencer of Minerva when I was getting into puberty. If I remember correctly, it was about a princess that turned into a sex slave to travel with the guy she loved or something. Was pretty decent from what I remember, I liked it anyway.

 

[a Master Ninja]

This topic is why OT creeps me out.

 

[youngleaves]

Last year there was this girl in my math class who drew other students (inside the same class) in hentai porn instead of actually doing her math work. She had a folder full of these drawings and brought them to our class every single day

Was she hot?

 

[Kyoufu]

Also, I find some hentai fun to watch with friends. One of my friends, she holds annual "hentai parties." We watch all the weird/funny hentai in a group. She makes food like jello and cake out of boob and penis cooking molds she bought at the porn shop. It's pretty fun. Also me and my neighbor sat around watching hentai one night and eating popcorn. :lol Always fun the discussions that come from watching hentai.

In the middle of these hentai parties, do you and your friends suddenly break into a ritual attempting to revive the demon lord using the lance of longinus (which needs a virgin's cum to be returned to it's full power)?

 

[shintoki]

Also, I find some hentai fun to watch with friends. One of my friends, she holds annual "hentai parties." We watch all the weird/funny hentai in a group. She makes food like jello and cake out of boob and penis cooking molds she bought at the porn shop. It's pretty fun. Also me and my neighbor sat around watching hentai one night and eating popcorn. :lol Always fun the discussions that come from watching hentai.

I had an experience with one of these before, It was funny for 5minutes.

Then the laughter started to become more forced, The eyes stared to focus more on a single entry, Silly commentary deceased, People started to space out more...

Then you ask yourself, Why is it still on? :lol

 

[Koshiba]

I had an experience with one of these before, It was funny for 5minutes.

Then the laughter started to become more forced, The eyes stared to focus more on a single entry, Silly commentary deceased, People started to space out more...

Then you ask yourself, Why is it still on? Then proceed to do the Art of Bailing Out:lol

Yeah, ours don't end like that. I guess we're a good group. Our group probably has more females than males though normally. The biggest hentai fans in our group are women actually. Lol. And they're usually the ones that have the DVDs to bring over.

 

[BitchTits]

Rapelay

WTF!

RapeLay also has a "nakadashi" (Creampie) counter.

:lol

 

[Koshiba]

Pirates, man, PIRATES!

I watched that and I didn't care for it.. Doesn't help I really hate the way porn actresses look, they just look disgusting to me. :X

 

[The Frankman]

RapeLay

You think THAT'S bad? See Battle Raper!!

In the middle of these hentai parties, do you and your friends suddenly break into a ritual attempting to revive the demon lord using the lance of longinus (which needs a virgin's cum to be returned to it's full power)?

Also, do the rest of the girls collect extra semen for the sacred ritual of Walpurgis in order to grow retractable penii?

Yeah, ours don't end like that. I guess we're a good group. Our group probably has more females than males though normally. The biggest hentai fans in our group are women actually. Lol. And they're usually the ones that have the DVDs to bring over.

Hmmm ... I think you need to invite bjork, dabookerman, and I to one of these parties for the hilarity factor alone. I'll even bring hentai! NORMAL ones!!! :lol

 

[industrian]

I believe the first animated hentai I ever watched was Fencer of Minerva when I was getting into puberty. If I remember correctly, it was about a princess that turned into a sex slave to travel with the guy she loved or something. Was pretty decent from what I remember, I liked it anyway.

It was Twin Angels for me, back when I was 14 (1999). It was an eye opener.

 

[Tamanon]

There's this one funny black guy she invites to the party (Oh yeah, I always specify that to help get a visual of the story.. =p Since it was brought up in another thread.) one of her friends that always makes hilarious remarks like "Dayyyuuum. That girl aint got no asian ass!" type of stuff. It's pretty funny, probably you'd have to be there. But yeah, the weird/funny hentai makes great for watching with friends IMO..

Mostly for personal use is the more down to earth hentai though and the hentai manga/doujins that I use. Seeing as how my turn on's don't include tentacles or anything like that. I do enjoy the rape fantasy stuff. Though I agree on the whining/crying stuff can get annoying in some of the sex scenes (I tend to keep the volume down low for that). This girl I used to know would always brag that she sounded like a hentai chick in bed and I'm just like, "So you whine and cry?" :lol

I believe the first animated hentai I ever watched was Fencer of Minerva when I was getting into puberty. If I remember correctly, it was about a princess that turned into a sex slave to travel with the guy she loved or something. Was pretty decent from what I remember, I liked it anyway.

I actually think Fencer of Minerva was the first one I ever caught way back when also. I think it had some sort of lesbian slave princess thing going on too.

 

[industrian]

You think THAT'S bad? See Battle Raper!!

I've seen pretty much everything hentai games have to offer. A-Ga, Artificial Girl, Sexy Beach, Battle Raper, Eden, Requiem Hearts, SchoolMate, Discipline, Des Blood, yadda yadda...

With Battle Raper 1 & 2, and pretty much every other H-game there's some attempt at making an actual game around the rape (even if said game is utter crap), whereas Rapeplay is solely rape. That's why I used it as the example.

 

[Koshiba]

I actually think Fencer of Minerva was the first one I ever caught way back when also. I think it had some sort of lesbian slave princess thing going on too.

Yeah, it did. Was pretty good when you like the whole slave fantasy.

Also, I would love to invite Bjork, he's a cool guy. I've only managed to meet one person from GAF so far though that I didn't already know IRL.

EDIT: On the topic of hentai games, I used to play those quite a bit as well but mostly the visual novel type ones. :lol Kana little sister and Crescendo were some good english released ones. Some of the old style DOS ones are pretty decent too.

 

[BlueTsunami]

I was reading the Battle Raper wiki and wow, its a 2 Player game.

 

[industrian]

EDIT: On the topic of hentai games, I used to play those quite a bit as well but mostly the visual novel type ones. :lol Kana little sister and Crescendo were some good english released ones. Some of the old style DOS ones are pretty decent too.

Nocturnal Illusion is alright.

I keep forgetting my favourite H-game though, it had this convoluted plot, a well racked nurse, and a bullying gym teacher. Any hints?

Edit: Dividead.

 

[2 Minutes Turkish]

Anyone who jerks off to cartoons is fucking weird in my book

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which does not account to anything actually

. I don't give a fuck.

the first thing I ever fapped to was Ninja Scroll. :lol

 

[The Frankman]

I actually think Fencer of Minerva was the first one I ever caught way back when also. I think it had some sort of lesbian slave princess thing going on too.

It did, though at first it was a princess trying to stop the trade.

I can't remember mine... Kite? Twin Angels? La Blue Girl? Legend of the Overfiend? I have no clue... What makes it silly is many people talk about Kite (which is so ridiculously explicit it ain't funny) as a cult classic and NOT a hentai. The reasoning is that because it had a "story" they believe it's like Ninja Scroll that had explicit sexual scenes but isn't classified as hentai.

 

[Tamanon]

It did, though at first it was a princess trying to stop the trade.

I can't remember mine... Kite? Twin Angels? La Blue Girl? Legend of the Overfiend? I have no clue... What makes it silly is many people talk about Kite (which is so ridiculously explicit it ain't funny) as a cult classic and NOT a hentai. The reasoning is that because it had a "story" they believe it's like Ninja Scroll that had explicit sexual scenes but isn't classified as hentai.

Also because I think Kite hada two versions, one with the hentai scenes and one without.

 

[Koshiba]

Also because I think Kite hada two versions, one with the hentai scenes and one without.

Yeah, Kite was pretty good though depressing.

 

[The Frankman]

Also because I think Kite hada two versions, one with the hentai scenes and one without.

Yes but the edited version only had the pedo rape scene edited. It still had explicit shots in it... there's a page that breaks down all 3 versions of it. Yet another version is coming out, Kite: Liberator.

Oh God why do I know this off the top of my HEAD? IS THERE NO HOPE FOR ME???

 

[Koshiba]

Yes but the edited version only had the pedo rape scene edited. It still had explicit shots in it... there's a page that breaks down all 3 versions of it. Yet another version is coming out, Kite: Liberator.

Oh God why do I know this off the top of my HEAD? IS THERE NO HOPE FOR ME???

Isn't Liberator the new OVA? I wonder if it's any good compared to the original.

 

[industrian]

Yes but the edited version only had the pedo rape scene edited. It still had explicit shots in it... there's a page that breaks down all 3 versions of it.

Oh God why do I know this off the top of my HEAD? IS THERE NO HOPE FOR ME???

Nocturnal Illusion was cut to hell to remove scenes of a very young looking Red Riding Hood getting screwed, and another very young looking girl getting both pissed on and being screwed.

That game has it all really.

 

[Tamanon]

Yes but the edited version only had the pedo rape scene edited. It still had explicit shots in it... there's a page that breaks down all 3 versions of it. Yet another version is coming out, Kite: Liberator.

Oh God why do I know this off the top of my HEAD? IS THERE NO HOPE FOR ME???

I was trying to think of the other one that came out around then here that did the same thing. Mezzo Forte had an anime version and then the hentai version which was the same but with added sex scenes.:lol

 

[industrian]

Mezzo Forte had an anime version and then the hentai version which was the same but with added sex scenes.:lol

The thing is as well that the sex scene at the end of the first episode (a dream sequence) makes largely no sense, whereas the one in the second episode is kinda justified... but yeah, they were added purely for the lulz and nothing else.

 

[The Frankman]

I was reading the Battle Raper wiki and wow, its a 2 Player game.

YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIKE RAPING WITH FRIENDS SO WE PUT AN EXTRA RAPER IN BATTLE RAPER SO YOU CAN RAPE WHILE THEY SQUEAL "YAMATTE!".

I was trying to think of the other one that came out around then here that did the same thing. Mezzo Forte had an anime version and then the hentai version which was the same but with added sex scenes.:lol

Actually I think you're referring to Mezzo DSA and Mezzo Forte. Two completely different versions... Mezzo DSA is the sequel to Mezzo w/ a few new character and is not hentai, and Mezzo Forte is the hentai prequel (though it wasn't a hentai by much).

EDIT: Whoops, Media Blasters did release a version with nudity but no sex. So you're half right. Weird... why even show the nudity then?

 

[industrian]

Actually I think you're referring to Mezzo DSA and Mezzo Forte. Two completely different versions... Mezzo DSA is the sequel to Mezzo w/ a few new character and is not hentai, and Mezzo Forte is the hentai prequel (though it wasn't a hentai by much).

When Mezzo Forte was released, there was a version with and a version without the sex scenes.

 

[Slayven]

Oh God why do I know this off the top of my HEAD? IS THERE NO HOPE FOR ME???

Have you seen Ali Maniax? If you can honestly say no, then go in peace my son, ye is not guilty.

 

[The Frankman]

Have you seen Ali Maniax? If you can honestly say no, then go in peace my son, ye is not guilty.

What's Ali Maniax? *goes to check Wiki*

can't find it *goes to check ANN*

I can't find anything by that name.