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Why is all gaming humour terrible?

What did Link say to Ganon when he captured Zelda? Leever alone!
How does Mario know what'll happen in the future? He uses a Luigi board.

Why did Mario cross the road? He couldn't find a warp zone.

What kind of fish would dare to attack Mario? A Barakoopa.
 
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Why did Sonic cross the road?

There was one of those boxes with ten rings in it on the other side. Sonic values the rings more than the opportunity cost of using that small amount of time to do anything else. Ergo, he crossed the road. I laugh now because the riddle has been solved.

This is why I'm not a comedian.
 
I'm surprised nobody's posted that shitty Irish stand-up comic and his tired old routine that still gets trotted out. Dude sucks at it. Lowest common denominator of comedy.

Probably the only professional comedian who does (well researched) video game jokes since he's a big gamer himself and hosts the BAFTA's regularly.

Presenting Dara O'Briain --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWQXzGTzM1g

Kojima should really give this guy a cameo in one of the Metal Gears

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I`m at work struggling not to burst out in laughter. This is absolutely incredible. The facial expressions, and the way body weight changes randomly from panel to panel, are destroying me.

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Why did Sonic cross the road?

There was one of those boxes with ten rings in it on the other side. Sonic values the rings more than the opportunity cost of using that small amount of time to do anything else. Ergo, he crossed the road. I laugh now because the riddle has been solved.

This is why I'm not a comedian.

I actually AM a comedian. Would you mind if I used your joke in my act?
 
That seems fairly funny to me.

There's a lot of shit 'humor' in gaming culture, but I don't think that was a good example of it. Most everything else being posted here is more like it.

The problem with that is that the whole joke is build on a lie. You can't do that in any RCT game. Not even something similar.

A funny RCT joke would be the screens of Mr Bones' The Ride Never Ends.
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No-no.. This can't be real..

I think I've seen this person in real life, actually.

Once at work, an autistic individual walked in wearing a Pikachu shirt, and carrying a Princess Peach doll. They had the same haircut and glasses, so I definitely think it was the creator of this comic.
 
Back in the late 90s there were some very funny comics about UO. The most popular was Imanewbie.com (which the link became dead as of last year), but had some others like Bonedood and Platedewd and some others that I can't remember. I loved reading those things. Man I wish Imanewbie would come back online

OMG these Bonedood and Platedewd are like the Beavis and Butthead of gaming webcomics.
 
I've always enjoyed F@nboy's art style, but Mr. Bones' Wild Ride shall never get old. The mere premise is enough to have me rolling; RollerCoaster Tycoon makes you do the craziest shit, I swear.
 
I've always enjoyed F@nboy's art style, but Mr. Bones' Wild Ride shall never get old. The mere premise is enough to have me rolling; RollerCoaster Tycoon makes you do the craziest shit, I swear.

It certainly does, and the idiot I posted in the OP had to fuck it up by making a joke about an impossible scenario.
 
I think I've seen this person in real life, actually.

Once at work, an autistic individual walked in wearing a Pikachu shirt, and carrying a Princess Peach doll. They had the same haircut and glasses, so I definitely think it was the creator of this comic.

I find the idea of this kid being spotted in the wild holding a peach doll to be humorous.

But lets be real, if you've ever seen a comic/game convention, it becomes clear that god copy pasted certain templates across the board. So there are dozens of kids out there looking like that and holding peach dolls.
 
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